rizzo the rat 🫠
@magspaggs.bsky.social
30s. she/they. bisexual.
whimsiful hater. ✨
lost my mind because of those two gay hockey bitches
whimsiful hater. ✨
lost my mind because of those two gay hockey bitches
Pinned
Birthday update!
✨ 36 years old, apparently.
✨ “midwestern”cat mom
✨ movies (any and all)
✨ hockey (mnwild, victoire)
✨ 911, HR, TV in general
✨ full of whimsy and rage
✨ getting back into reading
✨ dropout, dimension 20, critrole, naddpod
fuck fascism. build community.
💕 let’s be friends
✨ 36 years old, apparently.
✨ “midwestern”cat mom
✨ movies (any and all)
✨ hockey (mnwild, victoire)
✨ 911, HR, TV in general
✨ full of whimsy and rage
✨ getting back into reading
✨ dropout, dimension 20, critrole, naddpod
fuck fascism. build community.
💕 let’s be friends
I know my sleep schedule hates to see a wild game coming.
Minnesota Wild don’t go to overtime challenge, level apparently fucking impossible.
February 5, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I know my sleep schedule hates to see a wild game coming.
quinn hughes doing the looney tunes fall during the game was actually very funny.
February 5, 2026 at 3:17 AM
quinn hughes doing the looney tunes fall during the game was actually very funny.
my wedding photographer did a post of our pictures on his instagram 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
February 5, 2026 at 2:01 AM
my wedding photographer did a post of our pictures on his instagram 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
Minnesota Wild hold a lead for a whole period, challenge level IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
February 5, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Minnesota Wild hold a lead for a whole period, challenge level IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
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That's why they call him Matt Goal-dy 🚨
February 5, 2026 at 1:23 AM
That's why they call him Matt Goal-dy 🚨
MATT BOLDY HAT TRICK!!!
February 5, 2026 at 1:42 AM
MATT BOLDY HAT TRICK!!!
Oz being snapping at Daphne? Oz’s mom calling Daphne cause she had a fight with her son??? Oh they are so important to me.
(this is about high potential)
(this is about high potential)
February 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Oz being snapping at Daphne? Oz’s mom calling Daphne cause she had a fight with her son??? Oh they are so important to me.
(this is about high potential)
(this is about high potential)
My favorite thing about the show Will Trent? Great question, thank you for asking. It’s that they are all silly lil guys. Like yeah they solve crime and care about justice but also tease each other and are absolute weirdos. I love them.
February 4, 2026 at 6:50 PM
My favorite thing about the show Will Trent? Great question, thank you for asking. It’s that they are all silly lil guys. Like yeah they solve crime and care about justice but also tease each other and are absolute weirdos. I love them.
maggie coded characters
February 4, 2026 at 5:22 PM
maggie coded characters
it’s the 21st century if you can’t figure out technology i’m begging you to take a class
February 4, 2026 at 4:56 PM
it’s the 21st century if you can’t figure out technology i’m begging you to take a class
I mean this so respectfully but there are some
audiobook readers have weird cadences and it makes me feel crazy. no one talks like this!
audiobook readers have weird cadences and it makes me feel crazy. no one talks like this!
February 4, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I mean this so respectfully but there are some
audiobook readers have weird cadences and it makes me feel crazy. no one talks like this!
audiobook readers have weird cadences and it makes me feel crazy. no one talks like this!
sometimes I think about when people complained that Neverafter wasn’t scary enough to call itself horror and then I think about Brennan saying “the smile of a devil you’ve never believed in” and also that this is a table comedians and I get annoyed again.
February 4, 2026 at 2:39 PM
sometimes I think about when people complained that Neverafter wasn’t scary enough to call itself horror and then I think about Brennan saying “the smile of a devil you’ve never believed in” and also that this is a table comedians and I get annoyed again.
I was hoping Two Can Play would pull "there was only one room left" trope but instead she pulled the "there was only one loft" trope and I'll make that work.
February 3, 2026 at 2:28 PM
I was hoping Two Can Play would pull "there was only one room left" trope but instead she pulled the "there was only one loft" trope and I'll make that work.
watched the daredevil trailer and did a full loud gasp at the sight of foggy, my babygirl who is not dead and will be alive.
February 3, 2026 at 3:53 AM
watched the daredevil trailer and did a full loud gasp at the sight of foggy, my babygirl who is not dead and will be alive.
was just reminded of when i was taking pictures with my bridesmaids on my wedding day steph kept laughing and she said "don't look at me during" and then the photographer laughed and it was very good.
i love my friends.
i love my friends.
February 3, 2026 at 3:31 AM
was just reminded of when i was taking pictures with my bridesmaids on my wedding day steph kept laughing and she said "don't look at me during" and then the photographer laughed and it was very good.
i love my friends.
i love my friends.
Wicked, from the point of view of Oz, is actually part of the bury your gays trope. in this essay i will-
February 3, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Wicked, from the point of view of Oz, is actually part of the bury your gays trope. in this essay i will-
wouldn't be a minnesota wild game is it wasn't a close back and forth game until the end - or at least that is what i keep telling myself.
February 3, 2026 at 2:39 AM
wouldn't be a minnesota wild game is it wasn't a close back and forth game until the end - or at least that is what i keep telling myself.
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me: do you think they won't let nick and judy be together because they are two different species and they dont know what to do with that
maggie: no i think they're gonna let them fuck nasty
maggie: no i think they're gonna let them fuck nasty
February 3, 2026 at 2:12 AM
me: do you think they won't let nick and judy be together because they are two different species and they dont know what to do with that
maggie: no i think they're gonna let them fuck nasty
maggie: no i think they're gonna let them fuck nasty
found the miss piggy helmet from kindergarten halloween costume and her hair fell off but it’s still cute.
February 3, 2026 at 2:12 AM
found the miss piggy helmet from kindergarten halloween costume and her hair fell off but it’s still cute.
"exorcise me pacino!"
-@heyystephieee.bsky.social
-@heyystephieee.bsky.social
February 3, 2026 at 1:53 AM
"exorcise me pacino!"
-@heyystephieee.bsky.social
-@heyystephieee.bsky.social
Thank you for all who contributed their thoughts. I have decided to go with Two Can Play because I'm trying to get into my lover girl era (just read more romance books because i don't usually read romance) and THEN I'll read Dungeon Crawler Carl.
help me pick the next book I listen to because i’m having decision paralysis.
also @favoredfoe.bsky.social before you say anything Game Changer is my next physical
read.
also @favoredfoe.bsky.social before you say anything Game Changer is my next physical
read.
February 3, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Thank you for all who contributed their thoughts. I have decided to go with Two Can Play because I'm trying to get into my lover girl era (just read more romance books because i don't usually read romance) and THEN I'll read Dungeon Crawler Carl.
me telling a man how to fix their technical ical problem:
“are trained to do this?”
“let me talk to the guy who helped me before”
“I don’t know what you are talking about. where is that guy”
anyway I’ll be screaming at the sky later if anyone wants to join.
“are trained to do this?”
“let me talk to the guy who helped me before”
“I don’t know what you are talking about. where is that guy”
anyway I’ll be screaming at the sky later if anyone wants to join.
February 2, 2026 at 8:09 PM
me telling a man how to fix their technical ical problem:
“are trained to do this?”
“let me talk to the guy who helped me before”
“I don’t know what you are talking about. where is that guy”
anyway I’ll be screaming at the sky later if anyone wants to join.
“are trained to do this?”
“let me talk to the guy who helped me before”
“I don’t know what you are talking about. where is that guy”
anyway I’ll be screaming at the sky later if anyone wants to join.
help me pick the next book I listen to because i’m having decision paralysis.
also @favoredfoe.bsky.social before you say anything Game Changer is my next physical
read.
also @favoredfoe.bsky.social before you say anything Game Changer is my next physical
read.
February 2, 2026 at 7:46 PM
help me pick the next book I listen to because i’m having decision paralysis.
also @favoredfoe.bsky.social before you say anything Game Changer is my next physical
read.
also @favoredfoe.bsky.social before you say anything Game Changer is my next physical
read.
just found out my one and only work friend quit. ON MY BIRTHDAY? illegal.
February 2, 2026 at 7:03 PM
just found out my one and only work friend quit. ON MY BIRTHDAY? illegal.
my husband makes powerpoints on various topics and if I was a tiktoker I would
make one of those “my husband wants to show you a powerpoint about his special interest and you BETTER be nice”
but I’m not that. instead i’m just gonna say look at how cute he is!!!!
make one of those “my husband wants to show you a powerpoint about his special interest and you BETTER be nice”
but I’m not that. instead i’m just gonna say look at how cute he is!!!!
February 2, 2026 at 6:28 PM
my husband makes powerpoints on various topics and if I was a tiktoker I would
make one of those “my husband wants to show you a powerpoint about his special interest and you BETTER be nice”
but I’m not that. instead i’m just gonna say look at how cute he is!!!!
make one of those “my husband wants to show you a powerpoint about his special interest and you BETTER be nice”
but I’m not that. instead i’m just gonna say look at how cute he is!!!!