rizzo the rat 🫠
@magspaggs.bsky.social
30s. she/they. bisexual.
whimsiful hater. ✨
lost my mind because of those two gay hockey bitches
whimsiful hater. ✨
lost my mind because of those two gay hockey bitches
Pinned
Birthday update!
✨ 36 years old, apparently.
✨ “midwestern”cat mom
✨ movies (any and all)
✨ hockey (mnwild, victoire)
✨ 911, HR, TV in general
✨ full of whimsy and rage
✨ getting back into reading
✨ dropout, dimension 20, critrole, naddpod
fuck fascism. build community.
💕 let’s be friends
✨ 36 years old, apparently.
✨ “midwestern”cat mom
✨ movies (any and all)
✨ hockey (mnwild, victoire)
✨ 911, HR, TV in general
✨ full of whimsy and rage
✨ getting back into reading
✨ dropout, dimension 20, critrole, naddpod
fuck fascism. build community.
💕 let’s be friends
me at Dr. Al-Hashimi
i was rooting for you!
i was rooting for you!
February 6, 2026 at 2:50 AM
me at Dr. Al-Hashimi
i was rooting for you!
i was rooting for you!
Hashimi threatening Santos with repeating the year if she doesn't get her charts done and then using that threat as a way to pitch her fucking AI bullshit????
WOW!!!! I HATE HER!!!
WOW!!!! I HATE HER!!!
February 6, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Hashimi threatening Santos with repeating the year if she doesn't get her charts done and then using that threat as a way to pitch her fucking AI bullshit????
WOW!!!! I HATE HER!!!
WOW!!!! I HATE HER!!!
Dr. Michael Robinavitch is a bitch but like for a good cause most of the time.
February 6, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Dr. Michael Robinavitch is a bitch but like for a good cause most of the time.
laying on the floor instead of working cause I have a migraine and i’m feeling Overwhelmed!!!
save me floor time, save me.
save me floor time, save me.
February 5, 2026 at 8:10 PM
laying on the floor instead of working cause I have a migraine and i’m feeling Overwhelmed!!!
save me floor time, save me.
save me floor time, save me.
Muppet Show review feat a poorly made graphic.
February 5, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Muppet Show review feat a poorly made graphic.
real talk i am trying to be nice and kind and good despite despite despite and then i talk to truly the dumbest human beings in the world and it is really hard.
February 5, 2026 at 5:11 PM
real talk i am trying to be nice and kind and good despite despite despite and then i talk to truly the dumbest human beings in the world and it is really hard.
Finally Muppet Show time and yes I did tear up immediately.
February 5, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Finally Muppet Show time and yes I did tear up immediately.
one of my friends asked for a primer on all of the people i talk about so i've started making a power point and god i'm really annoying (but i'm saying that in an affectionate way).
February 5, 2026 at 3:25 PM
one of my friends asked for a primer on all of the people i talk about so i've started making a power point and god i'm really annoying (but i'm saying that in an affectionate way).
I know my sleep schedule hates to see a wild game coming.
Minnesota Wild don’t go to overtime challenge, level apparently fucking impossible.
February 5, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I know my sleep schedule hates to see a wild game coming.
quinn hughes doing the looney tunes fall during the game was actually very funny.
February 5, 2026 at 3:17 AM
quinn hughes doing the looney tunes fall during the game was actually very funny.
my wedding photographer did a post of our pictures on his instagram 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
February 5, 2026 at 2:01 AM
my wedding photographer did a post of our pictures on his instagram 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
Minnesota Wild hold a lead for a whole period, challenge level IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
February 5, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Minnesota Wild hold a lead for a whole period, challenge level IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
Reposted by rizzo the rat 🫠
That's why they call him Matt Goal-dy 🚨
February 5, 2026 at 1:23 AM
That's why they call him Matt Goal-dy 🚨
MATT BOLDY HAT TRICK!!!
February 5, 2026 at 1:42 AM
MATT BOLDY HAT TRICK!!!
Oz being snapping at Daphne? Oz’s mom calling Daphne cause she had a fight with her son??? Oh they are so important to me.
(this is about high potential)
(this is about high potential)
February 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Oz being snapping at Daphne? Oz’s mom calling Daphne cause she had a fight with her son??? Oh they are so important to me.
(this is about high potential)
(this is about high potential)
My favorite thing about the show Will Trent? Great question, thank you for asking. It’s that they are all silly lil guys. Like yeah they solve crime and care about justice but also tease each other and are absolute weirdos. I love them.
February 4, 2026 at 6:50 PM
My favorite thing about the show Will Trent? Great question, thank you for asking. It’s that they are all silly lil guys. Like yeah they solve crime and care about justice but also tease each other and are absolute weirdos. I love them.
maggie coded characters
February 4, 2026 at 5:22 PM
maggie coded characters
it’s the 21st century if you can’t figure out technology i’m begging you to take a class
February 4, 2026 at 4:56 PM
it’s the 21st century if you can’t figure out technology i’m begging you to take a class
I mean this so respectfully but there are some
audiobook readers have weird cadences and it makes me feel crazy. no one talks like this!
audiobook readers have weird cadences and it makes me feel crazy. no one talks like this!
February 4, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I mean this so respectfully but there are some
audiobook readers have weird cadences and it makes me feel crazy. no one talks like this!
audiobook readers have weird cadences and it makes me feel crazy. no one talks like this!
sometimes I think about when people complained that Neverafter wasn’t scary enough to call itself horror and then I think about Brennan saying “the smile of a devil you’ve never believed in” and also that this is a table comedians and I get annoyed again.
February 4, 2026 at 2:39 PM
sometimes I think about when people complained that Neverafter wasn’t scary enough to call itself horror and then I think about Brennan saying “the smile of a devil you’ve never believed in” and also that this is a table comedians and I get annoyed again.
I was hoping Two Can Play would pull "there was only one room left" trope but instead she pulled the "there was only one loft" trope and I'll make that work.
February 3, 2026 at 2:28 PM
I was hoping Two Can Play would pull "there was only one room left" trope but instead she pulled the "there was only one loft" trope and I'll make that work.
watched the daredevil trailer and did a full loud gasp at the sight of foggy, my babygirl who is not dead and will be alive.
February 3, 2026 at 3:53 AM
watched the daredevil trailer and did a full loud gasp at the sight of foggy, my babygirl who is not dead and will be alive.
was just reminded of when i was taking pictures with my bridesmaids on my wedding day steph kept laughing and she said "don't look at me during" and then the photographer laughed and it was very good.
i love my friends.
i love my friends.
February 3, 2026 at 3:31 AM
was just reminded of when i was taking pictures with my bridesmaids on my wedding day steph kept laughing and she said "don't look at me during" and then the photographer laughed and it was very good.
i love my friends.
i love my friends.
Wicked, from the point of view of Oz, is actually part of the bury your gays trope. in this essay i will-
February 3, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Wicked, from the point of view of Oz, is actually part of the bury your gays trope. in this essay i will-
wouldn't be a minnesota wild game is it wasn't a close back and forth game until the end - or at least that is what i keep telling myself.
February 3, 2026 at 2:39 AM
wouldn't be a minnesota wild game is it wasn't a close back and forth game until the end - or at least that is what i keep telling myself.