rizzo the rat 🫠
@magspaggs.bsky.social
30s. she/they. bisexual.
whimsiful hater. ✨
lost my mind because of those two gay hockey bitches
whimsiful hater. ✨
lost my mind because of those two gay hockey bitches
Pinned
Birthday update!
✨ 36 years old, apparently.
✨ “midwestern”cat mom
✨ movies (any and all)
✨ hockey (mnwild, victoire)
✨ 911, HR, TV in general
✨ full of whimsy and rage
✨ getting back into reading
✨ dropout, dimension 20, critrole, naddpod
fuck fascism. build community.
💕 let’s be friends
✨ 36 years old, apparently.
✨ “midwestern”cat mom
✨ movies (any and all)
✨ hockey (mnwild, victoire)
✨ 911, HR, TV in general
✨ full of whimsy and rage
✨ getting back into reading
✨ dropout, dimension 20, critrole, naddpod
fuck fascism. build community.
💕 let’s be friends
watched the daredevil trailer and did a full loud gasp at the sight of foggy, my babygirl who is not dead and will be alive.
February 3, 2026 at 3:53 AM
watched the daredevil trailer and did a full loud gasp at the sight of foggy, my babygirl who is not dead and will be alive.
was just reminded of when i was taking pictures with my bridesmaids on my wedding day steph kept laughing and she said "don't look at me during" and then the photographer laughed and it was very good.
i love my friends.
i love my friends.
February 3, 2026 at 3:31 AM
was just reminded of when i was taking pictures with my bridesmaids on my wedding day steph kept laughing and she said "don't look at me during" and then the photographer laughed and it was very good.
i love my friends.
i love my friends.
Wicked, from the point of view of Oz, is actually part of the bury your gays trope. in this essay i will-
February 3, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Wicked, from the point of view of Oz, is actually part of the bury your gays trope. in this essay i will-
wouldn't be a minnesota wild game is it wasn't a close back and forth game until the end - or at least that is what i keep telling myself.
February 3, 2026 at 2:39 AM
wouldn't be a minnesota wild game is it wasn't a close back and forth game until the end - or at least that is what i keep telling myself.
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me: do you think they won't let nick and judy be together because they are two different species and they dont know what to do with that
maggie: no i think they're gonna let them fuck nasty
maggie: no i think they're gonna let them fuck nasty
February 3, 2026 at 2:12 AM
me: do you think they won't let nick and judy be together because they are two different species and they dont know what to do with that
maggie: no i think they're gonna let them fuck nasty
maggie: no i think they're gonna let them fuck nasty
found the miss piggy helmet from kindergarten halloween costume and her hair fell off but it’s still cute.
February 3, 2026 at 2:12 AM
found the miss piggy helmet from kindergarten halloween costume and her hair fell off but it’s still cute.
"exorcise me pacino!"
-@heyystephieee.bsky.social
-@heyystephieee.bsky.social
February 3, 2026 at 1:53 AM
"exorcise me pacino!"
-@heyystephieee.bsky.social
-@heyystephieee.bsky.social
Thank you for all who contributed their thoughts. I have decided to go with Two Can Play because I'm trying to get into my lover girl era (just read more romance books because i don't usually read romance) and THEN I'll read Dungeon Crawler Carl.
help me pick the next book I listen to because i’m having decision paralysis.
also @favoredfoe.bsky.social before you say anything Game Changer is my next physical
read.
also @favoredfoe.bsky.social before you say anything Game Changer is my next physical
read.
February 3, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Thank you for all who contributed their thoughts. I have decided to go with Two Can Play because I'm trying to get into my lover girl era (just read more romance books because i don't usually read romance) and THEN I'll read Dungeon Crawler Carl.
me telling a man how to fix their technical ical problem:
“are trained to do this?”
“let me talk to the guy who helped me before”
“I don’t know what you are talking about. where is that guy”
anyway I’ll be screaming at the sky later if anyone wants to join.
“are trained to do this?”
“let me talk to the guy who helped me before”
“I don’t know what you are talking about. where is that guy”
anyway I’ll be screaming at the sky later if anyone wants to join.
February 2, 2026 at 8:09 PM
me telling a man how to fix their technical ical problem:
“are trained to do this?”
“let me talk to the guy who helped me before”
“I don’t know what you are talking about. where is that guy”
anyway I’ll be screaming at the sky later if anyone wants to join.
“are trained to do this?”
“let me talk to the guy who helped me before”
“I don’t know what you are talking about. where is that guy”
anyway I’ll be screaming at the sky later if anyone wants to join.
help me pick the next book I listen to because i’m having decision paralysis.
also @favoredfoe.bsky.social before you say anything Game Changer is my next physical
read.
also @favoredfoe.bsky.social before you say anything Game Changer is my next physical
read.
February 2, 2026 at 7:46 PM
help me pick the next book I listen to because i’m having decision paralysis.
also @favoredfoe.bsky.social before you say anything Game Changer is my next physical
read.
also @favoredfoe.bsky.social before you say anything Game Changer is my next physical
read.
just found out my one and only work friend quit. ON MY BIRTHDAY? illegal.
February 2, 2026 at 7:03 PM
just found out my one and only work friend quit. ON MY BIRTHDAY? illegal.
my husband makes powerpoints on various topics and if I was a tiktoker I would
make one of those “my husband wants to show you a powerpoint about his special interest and you BETTER be nice”
but I’m not that. instead i’m just gonna say look at how cute he is!!!!
make one of those “my husband wants to show you a powerpoint about his special interest and you BETTER be nice”
but I’m not that. instead i’m just gonna say look at how cute he is!!!!
February 2, 2026 at 6:28 PM
my husband makes powerpoints on various topics and if I was a tiktoker I would
make one of those “my husband wants to show you a powerpoint about his special interest and you BETTER be nice”
but I’m not that. instead i’m just gonna say look at how cute he is!!!!
make one of those “my husband wants to show you a powerpoint about his special interest and you BETTER be nice”
but I’m not that. instead i’m just gonna say look at how cute he is!!!!
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Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
February 1, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
every other time they show me an NHL coach they are wearing a Very boring suit. Then this motherfucker shows up… Who is this diva and why is he wearing this.
February 2, 2026 at 2:39 AM
every other time they show me an NHL coach they are wearing a Very boring suit. Then this motherfucker shows up… Who is this diva and why is he wearing this.
there are a lot of things that bring me joy in this word but there are few as peaceful and healing as sitting in a movie theater on a sunday afternoon.
February 1, 2026 at 8:02 PM
there are a lot of things that bring me joy in this word but there are few as peaceful and healing as sitting in a movie theater on a sunday afternoon.
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Got travel coming up so I bring to you my sweet babies, my last comic till I return. Remember to feed Langdon (he’s tied up out back) and let Mel eat whatever she wants. Be good I’ll be back in full brain rot swing Feb 20th😘
#thepitt #thepittfanart #hucklerobby
#thepitt #thepittfanart #hucklerobby
February 1, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Got travel coming up so I bring to you my sweet babies, my last comic till I return. Remember to feed Langdon (he’s tied up out back) and let Mel eat whatever she wants. Be good I’ll be back in full brain rot swing Feb 20th😘
#thepitt #thepittfanart #hucklerobby
#thepitt #thepittfanart #hucklerobby
just remembered the olympics start on friday as well.
truly its all coming up maggie.
truly its all coming up maggie.
my birthday week is about to be the most made for me birthday week in existence because what do you mean birthday on a monday, hockey game on tuesday, and then muppets show on wednesday.
January 31, 2026 at 3:06 AM
just remembered the olympics start on friday as well.
truly its all coming up maggie.
truly its all coming up maggie.
today sure is a day.
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
today sure is a day.
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Catherine O’Hara was the Catherine O’Hara of comedy
January 30, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Catherine O’Hara was the Catherine O’Hara of comedy
Catherine O’Hara???
January 30, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Catherine O’Hara???
Halt! This is a bookish checkpoint
Last Nook: The Last Olympian by Rick Riordan
Current: The Starving Saints by Caitlin Staring and Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents by Lindsay Gibson
Newest TBR: The Elsewhere Express by Samantha Sotto Yambao
Next: I haven’t decided yet.
Last Nook: The Last Olympian by Rick Riordan
Current: The Starving Saints by Caitlin Staring and Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents by Lindsay Gibson
Newest TBR: The Elsewhere Express by Samantha Sotto Yambao
Next: I haven’t decided yet.
Halt! This is a bookish checkpoint.
Last book: A Reign of Rose by Kate Golden 🥀
Current: Love, Theoretically by Ali Hazelwood 🧡
Newest on TBR: Heartbreaker by Sarah MacLean 💙and The Poet Empress by Shen Tao 🐉
Next: This Monster of Mine by Shalini Abeysekara ⚖️
#booksky
Last book: A Reign of Rose by Kate Golden 🥀
Current: Love, Theoretically by Ali Hazelwood 🧡
Newest on TBR: Heartbreaker by Sarah MacLean 💙and The Poet Empress by Shen Tao 🐉
Next: This Monster of Mine by Shalini Abeysekara ⚖️
#booksky
Halt! This is a bookish checkpoint.
Last book: The Fabric of Our Souls by K.M. Moronova
Current: A Ballad of Phantoms and Hope
Newest on TBR: Her Soul to Take by Harley Laroux
Next: probably Her Soul to Take
I’m on a @feraldactal.bsky.social recommendation streak lately 😅
Last book: The Fabric of Our Souls by K.M. Moronova
Current: A Ballad of Phantoms and Hope
Newest on TBR: Her Soul to Take by Harley Laroux
Next: probably Her Soul to Take
I’m on a @feraldactal.bsky.social recommendation streak lately 😅
January 30, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Halt! This is a bookish checkpoint
Last Nook: The Last Olympian by Rick Riordan
Current: The Starving Saints by Caitlin Staring and Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents by Lindsay Gibson
Newest TBR: The Elsewhere Express by Samantha Sotto Yambao
Next: I haven’t decided yet.
Last Nook: The Last Olympian by Rick Riordan
Current: The Starving Saints by Caitlin Staring and Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents by Lindsay Gibson
Newest TBR: The Elsewhere Express by Samantha Sotto Yambao
Next: I haven’t decided yet.
Good morning! Happy general strike day! If you aren’t able to miss a day of pay there are many other ways to support the strike. Reminder that it isn’t just the labor we are withholding but also our money.
January 30, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Good morning! Happy general strike day! If you aren’t able to miss a day of pay there are many other ways to support the strike. Reminder that it isn’t just the labor we are withholding but also our money.
Santos and Whitaker besties and roommates is truly so important to me, my babies.
January 30, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Santos and Whitaker besties and roommates is truly so important to me, my babies.
can’t fix the government can’t make eddie gay so instead I cut 6 inches off my hair myself and dyed it brown.
(I promise it’s not a menty b)
(I promise it’s not a menty b)
January 30, 2026 at 2:08 AM
can’t fix the government can’t make eddie gay so instead I cut 6 inches off my hair myself and dyed it brown.
(I promise it’s not a menty b)
(I promise it’s not a menty b)
in terms of uncomfortable moments in Eddie's kitchen that might be number one, my god.
but also "maybe you should go home first" was pretty terrible.
but also "maybe you should go home first" was pretty terrible.
January 30, 2026 at 1:44 AM
in terms of uncomfortable moments in Eddie's kitchen that might be number one, my god.
but also "maybe you should go home first" was pretty terrible.
but also "maybe you should go home first" was pretty terrible.