David Harris
magisterdharris.bsky.social
David Harris
@magisterdharris.bsky.social
Magister - Church of Satan. Quoted mocking your moral outrage on TMZ, Billboard, Newsweek, & Forbes. Better than you.
Remember kids: don't just be pro-choice. Be pro-abortion. Talk someone into it.
November 7, 2025 at 12:06 PM
The reasons you dumb motherfuckers have children are beyond me. I have never seen a bigger impedance to one's personal goals than a child.
November 7, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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The Metal Grotto Episode 140 “Halloween Special 2025” is available now
DJ Rev HellOnWheels returns with a Halloween special featuring various creatures of the night
Only on Radio Free Satan!
October 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Yes it's childish, but at least it's not violent.
Humor Defeats ICE In Portland
YouTube video by NowThis Impact
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October 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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🧵 Here's a series of videos showing how peaceful Portland is. Also, it proves that the U.S. government is purposely trying to start a war with U.S. citizens. Here's @parkroseperma.bsky.social describing the situation in Portland at the time Trump made his announcement.
Here's what's really going on in Portland
YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture
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September 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Trump said there's been no murders & no crime since he deployed the National guard in DC.
There have been 10 homicides, 374 car thefts, 118 assaults with a dangerous weapon, 1622 thefts, 600 thefts from cars, 144 robberies & 89 burglaries. All those numbers are bigger than zero.
September 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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1st realize they are weak & scared. 2nd Look at the lines they don't dare cross. 3rd Recognize that they are mostly trying to control people w/words & by acting like Nazis. 4th don't be afraid to get in their way, shame them, point, laugh & call them weird. They hate that.
September 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The MAGA gang is desperately trying to characterize this kid who Murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it.
September 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Trump tried to deport 700 Guatemalan foster children, many with no home or family in Guatemala, after midnight Sunday morning. A judge was called at 2:45 AM & stopped the illegal deportation.
September 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I've been to more Ozzy/Sabbath shows than any other artist. There is no musician that's had a more profound impact on my life. When someone's art speaks to you, you feel less alone, and a little more human.

Thank you, Ozzy. Rest in power. #OzzyOsbourneRIP
July 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Gotta love a girl that appreciates a gesture like that.
June 18, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Thought we could use a morning laugh
June 17, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Evangelical Christians are terrorists. There's no longer any debate about this. It's time to round them up and put them in camps. Send them to El Salvador.
June 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Suspect in political assassination was a real jack of all trades, he was a thug and a suit. Here are some recordings of him preaching.
L’unité dans le corps du Christ - CEF La Borne Matadi
Jour 15, Février devant ta face du Dimanche 12 Février 2023 1er Culte. Le repos après un travail bien fait Jean 17 : 20-23 Dr. Vance BOELTER, Pasteur (USA)   Jésus est la parole faite chair. S’il pron...
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June 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Don't remember this book for some reason
June 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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It's New York's turn.
LIVE Mass Arrests at STOP TRUMP'S ICE Raids Protest in NYC
YouTube video by Status Coup News
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June 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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June 10, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Craziest press conference ever.
Police Horse Trampling During LA ICE Protests
YouTube video by golf1052
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June 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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The Metro #780, presented by Reverend Jeff Ivins, offers 80s, Post-Punk and New Wave music for your retro listening pleasure.

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The Metro #780 - Church of Satan
This week on The Metro, Rev. Jeff Ivins continues to bring the 80s to you with: Tommy Tutone, Bill Nelson, Bauhaus, Go West, Julie Brown, Sheena Easton, Roxy Music, Eddy Grant, Cyndi Lauper, Musical Y...
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June 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hot take: AI is a godsend for people like me who cannot create without collaborating, but who hates being around other people so much that the just the thought of collaborating with other humans is exhausting.
June 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Let's play: Find a Law That Israel Didn't Break - Bingo! Just to be fair, we'll limit the timeline to just the last 3 years.
Here's your bingo card: www.icrc.org/sites/defaul...
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May 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Name a film that has a happy ending that normies disagree with. #filmsky 🎥
May 28, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Remember this Memorial Day to point and laugh at the graves of dead Confederate soldiers, because they're all traitorous losers that died as people that were not citizens of this country. #MemorialDayWeekend
May 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM