Sam Henderson
@magicwhistle.bsky.social
I've left Twixter now that it's become a wretched hive of scum and villainy and will hopefully build it back better here. Weather and sports every half hour. Sometimes I draw cartoons. I/me.
Internal bleeding, huh? A nosebleed is internal bleeding. Maybe he had psychic powers like in Stranger Things except he could tell in advance when liberal women were approaching.
January 18, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Internal bleeding, huh? A nosebleed is internal bleeding. Maybe he had psychic powers like in Stranger Things except he could tell in advance when liberal women were approaching.
Someone messaged me complaining the comic they ordered from me through www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi... came in bags sealed with Scotch tape rather than masking tape. If you too are under the mistaken impression I'm selling tape and not comics, I may not be the right vendor for you.
January 17, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Someone messaged me complaining the comic they ordered from me through www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi... came in bags sealed with Scotch tape rather than masking tape. If you too are under the mistaken impression I'm selling tape and not comics, I may not be the right vendor for you.
Who wore it better?
January 16, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Who wore it better?
"Strongly worded letter"="thoughts and prayers" for Democrats.
January 15, 2026 at 5:40 PM
"Strongly worded letter"="thoughts and prayers" for Democrats.
Facebook was predicted 80 years ago.
January 15, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Facebook was predicted 80 years ago.
You know what to do
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ic...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ic...
January 14, 2026 at 7:57 AM
You know what to do
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ic...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ic...
What it all comes down to is MAGA guys are upset Rene Good wouldn't have fucked them.
January 11, 2026 at 6:56 AM
What it all comes down to is MAGA guys are upset Rene Good wouldn't have fucked them.
Who wore it better?
January 10, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Who wore it better?
Latest ebay unload for the New Year www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi...
January 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Latest ebay unload for the New Year www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi...
Is the overused cliche we need to retire in 2026 in the room with us now?
January 1, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Is the overused cliche we need to retire in 2026 in the room with us now?
J through L of what I'm e-baying this season. Up now. www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi... Sorry I'm a couple days late in posting things. I guess you might have to outbid some people.
December 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
J through L of what I'm e-baying this season. Up now. www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi... Sorry I'm a couple days late in posting things. I guess you might have to outbid some people.
When Trump leaves they will remove all the labels from his renaming things, and all the gold tchotchkes, but all those things will leave images behind due to exposure to the sun. And the right wing press will complain about the cost taxpayers have to pay to paint over the silhouettes.
December 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
When Trump leaves they will remove all the labels from his renaming things, and all the gold tchotchkes, but all those things will leave images behind due to exposure to the sun. And the right wing press will complain about the cost taxpayers have to pay to paint over the silhouettes.
I just started dusting off old covid rabbit hole projects. I did more of these sequences from movies I started a few years ago. I'm now up to 700. I have two different addresses: archive.org/details/anim... and www.youtube.com/channel/UCqq... . I'll add more when I have spare time.
December 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I just started dusting off old covid rabbit hole projects. I did more of these sequences from movies I started a few years ago. I'm now up to 700. I have two different addresses: archive.org/details/anim... and www.youtube.com/channel/UCqq... . I'll add more when I have spare time.
Everyone knows I'm no fan of this Presidential administration but even I think this was a cheap shot for Vanity Fair to print these photos of them.
December 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Everyone knows I'm no fan of this Presidential administration but even I think this was a cheap shot for Vanity Fair to print these photos of them.
He's already a known pedophile and his team has said "it's not so bad". I think what he REALLY doesn't want out there is things that aren't criminal, like one of the girls said he was fat, or he had a threesome and his dick accidentally touched another guy. He's that vain. I will die on that hill.
December 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
He's already a known pedophile and his team has said "it's not so bad". I think what he REALLY doesn't want out there is things that aren't criminal, like one of the girls said he was fat, or he had a threesome and his dick accidentally touched another guy. He's that vain. I will die on that hill.
A reminder lighting of the tree and menorah outside the Antifa building is 8pm. Children welcome at the Antifa end-of-yr party.
December 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
A reminder lighting of the tree and menorah outside the Antifa building is 8pm. Children welcome at the Antifa end-of-yr party.
Here's the latest group of stuff I've put on the Eeb. I'm trying to start a thing and have people call it The Eeb. www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi... Leftovers from previous weeks too.
December 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Here's the latest group of stuff I've put on the Eeb. I'm trying to start a thing and have people call it The Eeb. www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi... Leftovers from previous weeks too.
What does the Writers' Guild pay for gifs? I'm owed 25 years' worth of back royalties for this.
December 17, 2025 at 10:29 AM
What does the Writers' Guild pay for gifs? I'm owed 25 years' worth of back royalties for this.
This week's eBay dump www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi... (also includes leftovers from past two months)
December 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
This week's eBay dump www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi... (also includes leftovers from past two months)
So far we have 9/11, 1/6, 10/7, and now 9/2. How long until the other 361 days are filled? (And I don't want to hear anything from Gen Z or Alpha when June 7 happens).
December 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
So far we have 9/11, 1/6, 10/7, and now 9/2. How long until the other 361 days are filled? (And I don't want to hear anything from Gen Z or Alpha when June 7 happens).
More things I don't need anymore but YOU do www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi...
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
More things I don't need anymore but YOU do www.ebay.com/usr/magicwhi...
Next week's Antifa meeting has been postponed from Tuesday at 2pm to Wednesday at 11am. There will be pizza in the break room.
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Next week's Antifa meeting has been postponed from Tuesday at 2pm to Wednesday at 11am. There will be pizza in the break room.
Is there any low these guys can't go?
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Is there any low these guys can't go?
Grifters gonna grift.
December 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Grifters gonna grift.
Everyone talks about the racist relative on Thanksgiving. I've never heard of anyone having to deal with one on any holiday. Do all families REALLY have dinner with one every year or is it just a punchline by comedians?
November 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Everyone talks about the racist relative on Thanksgiving. I've never heard of anyone having to deal with one on any holiday. Do all families REALLY have dinner with one every year or is it just a punchline by comedians?