Amanda Krzyston
@magicmaemae.bsky.social
I have cats and I crochet.
Yeah thoughts and prayers.
September 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Yeah thoughts and prayers.
Smee and I are the same. I, too, would take all the jewels when all seems lost.
August 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Smee and I are the same. I, too, would take all the jewels when all seems lost.
The world is falling apart but it's my birthday and I have bolts to order.
August 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The world is falling apart but it's my birthday and I have bolts to order.
"She's kind of a bitch but her numbers are always good. A bit of an asshole but gets the job done."
Yes she is me.
Yes she is me.
July 30, 2025 at 12:10 PM
"She's kind of a bitch but her numbers are always good. A bit of an asshole but gets the job done."
Yes she is me.
Yes she is me.
Only Johnny Cash at Martonys I guess.
June 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Only Johnny Cash at Martonys I guess.
I should have put on more deodorant.
May 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I should have put on more deodorant.
Started contouring my jaw line now that I have FUCKING JOWLS.
April 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Started contouring my jaw line now that I have FUCKING JOWLS.
Little Debbie really got it right with the chocolate cupcake.
April 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Little Debbie really got it right with the chocolate cupcake.
Man, fuck mango.
March 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Man, fuck mango.
I was very wrong about this and lost $10.
Uconn is winning March Madness or whatever. I'm calling it now.
March 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I was very wrong about this and lost $10.
Uconn is winning March Madness or whatever. I'm calling it now.
March 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Uconn is winning March Madness or whatever. I'm calling it now.
Can someone please tell my cats that eating plastic and other garbage is actually bad for them?
March 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Can someone please tell my cats that eating plastic and other garbage is actually bad for them?
R. Kelly can die. But I'll never not be into The Remix to Ignition.
March 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
R. Kelly can die. But I'll never not be into The Remix to Ignition.
It seems like every day there's a new thing that makes me go, "Whaat..? The, fuuuck?" and then comes the slight feeling of panic. But it's going to be warm today so at least there's that.
March 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
It seems like every day there's a new thing that makes me go, "Whaat..? The, fuuuck?" and then comes the slight feeling of panic. But it's going to be warm today so at least there's that.
I am ready to win bingo. At Zombie Club.
March 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I am ready to win bingo. At Zombie Club.
There's something about being in a packed loud bar completely by yourself.
March 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
There's something about being in a packed loud bar completely by yourself.
Remember when The Smashing Pumpkins said they weren't going to be a thing anymore? I'm sad they didn't follow through on that.
March 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Remember when The Smashing Pumpkins said they weren't going to be a thing anymore? I'm sad they didn't follow through on that.
We really gotta get back on that old timey medicine shit. Whiskey cures a lot.
March 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
We really gotta get back on that old timey medicine shit. Whiskey cures a lot.
I could easily win Celebrity Jeopardy.
March 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I could easily win Celebrity Jeopardy.
I've got all my windows and a beer open so it's a pretty decent Tuesday afternoon.
February 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I've got all my windows and a beer open so it's a pretty decent Tuesday afternoon.
I love when I can't stop burping. Favorite thing.
February 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I love when I can't stop burping. Favorite thing.
Everyone shut up, Casino Night is on.
February 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Everyone shut up, Casino Night is on.
You know how some songs are meant for strutting?
February 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
You know how some songs are meant for strutting?
And what if I am eating Thin Mints for breakfast?
February 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
And what if I am eating Thin Mints for breakfast?