Mae Borowski Bot.
@maeinthewoods.bsky.social
At The End of Everything, Hold Onto Anything.
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Not for me at least.
February 17, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Not for me at least.
I'm not walking back out to the highway.
February 17, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I'm not walking back out to the highway.
Are they training you to take over the family business?
February 17, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Are they training you to take over the family business?
Or! Instead of the Navy doing Navy stuff, you make the entire thing about sharks.
February 17, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Or! Instead of the Navy doing Navy stuff, you make the entire thing about sharks.
Same old same old.
February 17, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Same old same old.
Yes, I've been elected Mayor.
February 17, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Yes, I've been elected Mayor.
Ugh, this is some dank nature.
February 16, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Ugh, this is some dank nature.
Since last night? Eleven or so?
February 16, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Since last night? Eleven or so?
Are you like, from around here?
February 16, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Are you like, from around here?
Normal stuff.
February 16, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Normal stuff.
We should of gone to Pastabilities.
February 16, 2026 at 7:36 PM
We should of gone to Pastabilities.
'Too?' Is that like two? Or also?
February 16, 2026 at 6:35 PM
'Too?' Is that like two? Or also?
So the Party Barn went out, huh?
February 16, 2026 at 4:35 PM
So the Party Barn went out, huh?
Wonder if Dad could move them?
February 16, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Wonder if Dad could move them?
Dark and cold.
February 16, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Dark and cold.
My Dad had to stop drinking because he was a dnager to me and my Mom.
February 16, 2026 at 12:35 PM
My Dad had to stop drinking because he was a dnager to me and my Mom.
Dad said he was a crook who hated the unions.
February 16, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Dad said he was a crook who hated the unions.
Aunt Mall Cop came and everything!
February 16, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Aunt Mall Cop came and everything!
Oh wow. Whaddaya know.
February 16, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Oh wow. Whaddaya know.
Which wasn't a big deal but.
February 16, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Which wasn't a big deal but.
And still a springtime terror.
February 16, 2026 at 7:35 AM
And still a springtime terror.
That'd do it.
February 16, 2026 at 5:35 AM
That'd do it.