My insurance agent called this morning, when I politely asked how he was doing he said "every day is a blessing" and then there was quite possibly the longest unbroken silence I have ever experienced. Maybe we both knew that was nonsense. But he seemed uncertain about selling me on their life policy

I had to lay on the ground in order to fix a plastic clip under my car yesterday morning. I have been stiff, sore, and fatigued since then.

I've made it gents - I am middle aged.

Some lady prank called me. Asked me if my washing machine was running.

Back in my day it was a refrigerator. How the times have changed.

I braved the outside world for the most spontaneous craving for macarons.

Came back with sushi and I am now too full for my macarons.

*Signs up for bluesky*