Madelon
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Yankees fan, nationally ranked competitive foil fencer, attorney,arbitrator
Baseball Lovers guide to Cheese
High cheese- Fast ball
Cheese plate- pitch off the plate
Grilled (aka Drilled) Cheese- hit by pitch
Cheese ball- curve ball
Cheese dip- slider
Cheese sticks - pitching with sticky stuff
Low fat cheese- sinker
Cheese slices- cut fast ball
Soy cheese - change up
High cheese- Fast ball
Cheese plate- pitch off the plate
Grilled (aka Drilled) Cheese- hit by pitch
Cheese ball- curve ball
Cheese dip- slider
Cheese sticks - pitching with sticky stuff
Low fat cheese- sinker
Cheese slices- cut fast ball
Soy cheese - change up
October 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Baseball Lovers guide to Cheese
High cheese- Fast ball
Cheese plate- pitch off the plate
Grilled (aka Drilled) Cheese- hit by pitch
Cheese ball- curve ball
Cheese dip- slider
Cheese sticks - pitching with sticky stuff
Low fat cheese- sinker
Cheese slices- cut fast ball
Soy cheese - change up
High cheese- Fast ball
Cheese plate- pitch off the plate
Grilled (aka Drilled) Cheese- hit by pitch
Cheese ball- curve ball
Cheese dip- slider
Cheese sticks - pitching with sticky stuff
Low fat cheese- sinker
Cheese slices- cut fast ball
Soy cheese - change up
Tanka
Baseball oh Baseball
It took six and one half hours
And eighteen innings
For Dodgers to beat Blue Jays
In longest World Series game
Dodgers6/ blue jays 5
Baseball oh Baseball
It took six and one half hours
And eighteen innings
For Dodgers to beat Blue Jays
In longest World Series game
Dodgers6/ blue jays 5
October 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Tanka
Baseball oh Baseball
It took six and one half hours
And eighteen innings
For Dodgers to beat Blue Jays
In longest World Series game
Dodgers6/ blue jays 5
Baseball oh Baseball
It took six and one half hours
And eighteen innings
For Dodgers to beat Blue Jays
In longest World Series game
Dodgers6/ blue jays 5
Haiku
Pencils put away
Scorebooks no longer needed
Baseball is over
Pencils put away
Scorebooks no longer needed
Baseball is over
October 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Haiku
Pencils put away
Scorebooks no longer needed
Baseball is over
Pencils put away
Scorebooks no longer needed
Baseball is over
Haiku
Rookie is on fire
Yankee pitcher strikes out twelve
On to Toronto
Rookie is on fire
Yankee pitcher strikes out twelve
On to Toronto
October 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Haiku
Rookie is on fire
Yankee pitcher strikes out twelve
On to Toronto
Rookie is on fire
Yankee pitcher strikes out twelve
On to Toronto
Haiku
Schlittler strikes out twelve
Never giving up a walk
Yankees top Red Sox
Yankees 4/ Red Sox 0
10-02-2025
Schlittler strikes out twelve
Never giving up a walk
Yankees top Red Sox
Yankees 4/ Red Sox 0
10-02-2025
October 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Haiku
Schlittler strikes out twelve
Never giving up a walk
Yankees top Red Sox
Yankees 4/ Red Sox 0
10-02-2025
Schlittler strikes out twelve
Never giving up a walk
Yankees top Red Sox
Yankees 4/ Red Sox 0
10-02-2025
Tanka -9/30/2025
Red Sox 3-Yankees1
Yankees oh Yankees
You left the bases loaded
Bottom of the ninth
Against the Boston Red Sox
First wild card game disaster
Red Sox 3-Yankees1
Yankees oh Yankees
You left the bases loaded
Bottom of the ninth
Against the Boston Red Sox
First wild card game disaster
October 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Tanka -9/30/2025
Red Sox 3-Yankees1
Yankees oh Yankees
You left the bases loaded
Bottom of the ninth
Against the Boston Red Sox
First wild card game disaster
Red Sox 3-Yankees1
Yankees oh Yankees
You left the bases loaded
Bottom of the ninth
Against the Boston Red Sox
First wild card game disaster
Haiku
Post season for Yanks
Can they sustain and prevail
Red Sox are first test
Post season for Yanks
Can they sustain and prevail
Red Sox are first test
September 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Haiku
Post season for Yanks
Can they sustain and prevail
Red Sox are first test
Post season for Yanks
Can they sustain and prevail
Red Sox are first test
Haiku
Number 99
Took number fifty one yard
There are more to come
9-24-2025 Yankees 8/ White Sox 1
Number 99
Took number fifty one yard
There are more to come
9-24-2025 Yankees 8/ White Sox 1
September 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Haiku
Number 99
Took number fifty one yard
There are more to come
9-24-2025 Yankees 8/ White Sox 1
Number 99
Took number fifty one yard
There are more to come
9-24-2025 Yankees 8/ White Sox 1
Haiku
Yankees oh Yankees
The curse of the facial hair
Is bringing you down
Yankees oh Yankees
The curse of the facial hair
Is bringing you down
September 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Haiku
Yankees oh Yankees
The curse of the facial hair
Is bringing you down
Yankees oh Yankees
The curse of the facial hair
Is bringing you down
Haiku
Yankees won last night
With both pitching and hitting
What they need to do
9-11-2025
Yankees 9, Tigers 3
Yankees won last night
With both pitching and hitting
What they need to do
9-11-2025
Yankees 9, Tigers 3
September 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Haiku
Yankees won last night
With both pitching and hitting
What they need to do
9-11-2025
Yankees 9, Tigers 3
Yankees won last night
With both pitching and hitting
What they need to do
9-11-2025
Yankees 9, Tigers 3
Haiku
Yankees oh Yankees
Bullpen meltdown derailed you
Where was your offense?
Detroit 12- Yankees 2
09/09/2025
Yankees oh Yankees
Bullpen meltdown derailed you
Where was your offense?
Detroit 12- Yankees 2
09/09/2025
September 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Haiku
Yankees oh Yankees
Bullpen meltdown derailed you
Where was your offense?
Detroit 12- Yankees 2
09/09/2025
Yankees oh Yankees
Bullpen meltdown derailed you
Where was your offense?
Detroit 12- Yankees 2
09/09/2025
Tanka
Yankees in trouble
Team cohesiveness is gone
All players should shave
Regain team identity
Be the Yankees who they were
Yankees in trouble
Team cohesiveness is gone
All players should shave
Regain team identity
Be the Yankees who they were
August 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Tanka
Yankees in trouble
Team cohesiveness is gone
All players should shave
Regain team identity
Be the Yankees who they were
Yankees in trouble
Team cohesiveness is gone
All players should shave
Regain team identity
Be the Yankees who they were
Haiku
Yankees swept under the sand
No pitching and no hitting
Marlins win again
(7-3 Aug. 3, 2025)
Yankees swept under the sand
No pitching and no hitting
Marlins win again
(7-3 Aug. 3, 2025)
August 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Haiku
Yankees swept under the sand
No pitching and no hitting
Marlins win again
(7-3 Aug. 3, 2025)
Yankees swept under the sand
No pitching and no hitting
Marlins win again
(7-3 Aug. 3, 2025)
Tanka
Yankees oh Yankees
You were not baseball ready
Five walks two errors
Will never mean victory
It is more like little league
Blue jays 4- Yankees 1
7/21/2025
Yankees oh Yankees
You were not baseball ready
Five walks two errors
Will never mean victory
It is more like little league
Blue jays 4- Yankees 1
7/21/2025
July 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Tanka
Yankees oh Yankees
You were not baseball ready
Five walks two errors
Will never mean victory
It is more like little league
Blue jays 4- Yankees 1
7/21/2025
Yankees oh Yankees
You were not baseball ready
Five walks two errors
Will never mean victory
It is more like little league
Blue jays 4- Yankees 1
7/21/2025
Haiku
A terrific slide
Volpe comes into home plate
On sac fly from Judge
Yankees 6/ Mariners 5
A terrific slide
Volpe comes into home plate
On sac fly from Judge
Yankees 6/ Mariners 5
July 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Haiku
A terrific slide
Volpe comes into home plate
On sac fly from Judge
Yankees 6/ Mariners 5
A terrific slide
Volpe comes into home plate
On sac fly from Judge
Yankees 6/ Mariners 5
Tanka
Swept under the turf
By the Toronto Blue Jays
What happened Yankees
Play baseball like who you are
Not like who you could become
Swept under the turf
By the Toronto Blue Jays
What happened Yankees
Play baseball like who you are
Not like who you could become
July 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Tanka
Swept under the turf
By the Toronto Blue Jays
What happened Yankees
Play baseball like who you are
Not like who you could become
Swept under the turf
By the Toronto Blue Jays
What happened Yankees
Play baseball like who you are
Not like who you could become
Haiku
Red Sox swept Yankees
Like debris under a rug
Cleaning Fenway Park
2/0 Red Sox. 6-15-2025
Red Sox swept Yankees
Like debris under a rug
Cleaning Fenway Park
2/0 Red Sox. 6-15-2025
June 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Haiku
Red Sox swept Yankees
Like debris under a rug
Cleaning Fenway Park
2/0 Red Sox. 6-15-2025
Red Sox swept Yankees
Like debris under a rug
Cleaning Fenway Park
2/0 Red Sox. 6-15-2025
Haiku 6-10-2025
Against the Royals
Bellinger’s onethousandeth hit
Way to go Cody
Against the Royals
Bellinger’s onethousandeth hit
Way to go Cody
June 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Haiku 6-10-2025
Against the Royals
Bellinger’s onethousandeth hit
Way to go Cody
Against the Royals
Bellinger’s onethousandeth hit
Way to go Cody
Tanka top of 6th, Yankees /Res Sox 6-8-25
Only five innings
Regardless of his pitch count
Or number of strikes
Boone must take him out at sixth
Rodon can only pitch Five
He hits first batter
Guaranteed to walk the next
Third batter homers
Time for Boone to take him out
But the timing is too late
Only five innings
Regardless of his pitch count
Or number of strikes
Boone must take him out at sixth
Rodon can only pitch Five
He hits first batter
Guaranteed to walk the next
Third batter homers
Time for Boone to take him out
But the timing is too late
June 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Tanka top of 6th, Yankees /Res Sox 6-8-25
Only five innings
Regardless of his pitch count
Or number of strikes
Boone must take him out at sixth
Rodon can only pitch Five
He hits first batter
Guaranteed to walk the next
Third batter homers
Time for Boone to take him out
But the timing is too late
Only five innings
Regardless of his pitch count
Or number of strikes
Boone must take him out at sixth
Rodon can only pitch Five
He hits first batter
Guaranteed to walk the next
Third batter homers
Time for Boone to take him out
But the timing is too late
Haiku
Yankees oh Yankees
Shut out by Cleveland at home
In front of shocked fans
6-4-2025
Cleveland 4/ Yankees0
Yankees oh Yankees
Shut out by Cleveland at home
In front of shocked fans
6-4-2025
Cleveland 4/ Yankees0
June 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Haiku
Yankees oh Yankees
Shut out by Cleveland at home
In front of shocked fans
6-4-2025
Cleveland 4/ Yankees0
Yankees oh Yankees
Shut out by Cleveland at home
In front of shocked fans
6-4-2025
Cleveland 4/ Yankees0
Tanka
Judge and Ohtani
Facing fans sitting on edge
Do not disappoint
Each hit first inning home run
To start the game with a tie
Haiku
Yankees oh Yankees
Game blown open in the 6th
Yanks could not hold on
Yankees 2/ Dodgers18
5/31/2925
Judge and Ohtani
Facing fans sitting on edge
Do not disappoint
Each hit first inning home run
To start the game with a tie
Haiku
Yankees oh Yankees
Game blown open in the 6th
Yanks could not hold on
Yankees 2/ Dodgers18
5/31/2925
June 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Tanka
Judge and Ohtani
Facing fans sitting on edge
Do not disappoint
Each hit first inning home run
To start the game with a tie
Haiku
Yankees oh Yankees
Game blown open in the 6th
Yanks could not hold on
Yankees 2/ Dodgers18
5/31/2925
Judge and Ohtani
Facing fans sitting on edge
Do not disappoint
Each hit first inning home run
To start the game with a tie
Haiku
Yankees oh Yankees
Game blown open in the 6th
Yanks could not hold on
Yankees 2/ Dodgers18
5/31/2925
Haiku
Judge does it again
Another Coors Field home run
Game one and Game two
5/23-5/24
Judge does it again
Another Coors Field home run
Game one and Game two
5/23-5/24
May 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Haiku
Judge does it again
Another Coors Field home run
Game one and Game two
5/23-5/24
Judge does it again
Another Coors Field home run
Game one and Game two
5/23-5/24
Haiku -Yankees/Athletics
5/9/2025
4th&6th inning
Fortieth career
Multi home run game for Judge
What cannot he do
5/9/2025
4th&6th inning
Fortieth career
Multi home run game for Judge
What cannot he do
May 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Haiku -Yankees/Athletics
5/9/2025
4th&6th inning
Fortieth career
Multi home run game for Judge
What cannot he do
5/9/2025
4th&6th inning
Fortieth career
Multi home run game for Judge
What cannot he do