maddie ✨
@maddatattat.bsky.social
she/her // 26 // ohio, unfortunately // 10.1.21 💍 // girl mom // woman of many fandoms and few brain cells // pfp: picrew user berri
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maddie ✨
@maddatattat.bsky.social
· Nov 19
i have to build my algorithm here so if you seem cool i’m gonna follow you sorry
if you need reasons to follow me back i like baldur’s gate 3, stardew valley, animal crossing, helldivers, musical theatre, sleep token, pedro pascal, romantasy books, and overall pop culture just to give a general idea
fedex it does not take 5 fucking days to move a package from memphis to dayton
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
fedex it does not take 5 fucking days to move a package from memphis to dayton
i cannot fucking STAND fedex dude
November 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
i cannot fucking STAND fedex dude
listen i’m all about breaking gender norms but panera said my delivery driver’s name was molly, and it ended up being an old guy with a long beard and a leather jacket. i don’t think his name was molly
October 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
listen i’m all about breaking gender norms but panera said my delivery driver’s name was molly, and it ended up being an old guy with a long beard and a leather jacket. i don’t think his name was molly
man fedex is so ass
October 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
man fedex is so ass
people need to be better at realizing when their “playful banter” with a stranger is just insults lol
October 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
people need to be better at realizing when their “playful banter” with a stranger is just insults lol
accidentally bought white cheddar instead of white american to make queso blanco so i tried to make it anyway and it was *weird*
October 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
accidentally bought white cheddar instead of white american to make queso blanco so i tried to make it anyway and it was *weird*
instagram has made it way too easy to accidentally repost stuff
October 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
instagram has made it way too easy to accidentally repost stuff
do you guys know how easy it is to NOT hit reply all
October 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
do you guys know how easy it is to NOT hit reply all
fuck ticketmaster and fuck axs
October 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
fuck ticketmaster and fuck axs
finally watched materialists last night……. how did they manage to make it that fucking boring? not even pedro could save it and that says a TON coming from me
October 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
finally watched materialists last night……. how did they manage to make it that fucking boring? not even pedro could save it and that says a TON coming from me
a 14 year old in a system of a down t-shirt just told me “you look really cool” so that was my big ego boost for the day
October 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
a 14 year old in a system of a down t-shirt just told me “you look really cool” so that was my big ego boost for the day
very difficult time for someone who’s trying to watch her spending but also wants spiritbox and yungblud tickets
October 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
very difficult time for someone who’s trying to watch her spending but also wants spiritbox and yungblud tickets
crazy how so many maga’s have some kind of superiority complex when most of them would be out-grammared by a fourth grader
October 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
crazy how so many maga’s have some kind of superiority complex when most of them would be out-grammared by a fourth grader
do you have any idea how much you have to fucking suck for me to put any of my precious energy into hating you
October 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
do you have any idea how much you have to fucking suck for me to put any of my precious energy into hating you
men, please stop using your girlfriends’ doordash accounts or whatever. i was getting a delivery from “jessica” and my dasher was a white guy who looked like his favorite rapper is jack harlow
September 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
men, please stop using your girlfriends’ doordash accounts or whatever. i was getting a delivery from “jessica” and my dasher was a white guy who looked like his favorite rapper is jack harlow
i just saw someone in an instagram comment refer to ashley johnson as “the girl from the avengers” and that’s crazy
September 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
i just saw someone in an instagram comment refer to ashley johnson as “the girl from the avengers” and that’s crazy
i need a korean corn dog so bad right now man
September 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
i need a korean corn dog so bad right now man
damn my baby brother’s really engaged
September 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
damn my baby brother’s really engaged
i’d like to see data on the overlap of internally misogynistic conservatism and christian boy moms
September 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
i’d like to see data on the overlap of internally misogynistic conservatism and christian boy moms
when facebook notifies you at 7:30 in the morning that it’s your dead friend’s birthday 🤠
September 17, 2025 at 11:31 AM
when facebook notifies you at 7:30 in the morning that it’s your dead friend’s birthday 🤠
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Do you have any idea the kind of emotional toll it takes to wake up every morning with no idea if you’re going to get to wear a hoodie or not
September 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Do you have any idea the kind of emotional toll it takes to wake up every morning with no idea if you’re going to get to wear a hoodie or not
if you have to use generative AI to create content then you’re a shit content creator and should find another hobby that you actually have any skill for
September 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
if you have to use generative AI to create content then you’re a shit content creator and should find another hobby that you actually have any skill for
liam: “you’re making me nervous”
me: “why”
liam: “cause you’re pretty and you’re lookin at me”
me: “why”
liam: “cause you’re pretty and you’re lookin at me”
September 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
liam: “you’re making me nervous”
me: “why”
liam: “cause you’re pretty and you’re lookin at me”
me: “why”
liam: “cause you’re pretty and you’re lookin at me”
y’all have no idea how funny the biggus dickus scene in the life of brian is when you’re high
September 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
y’all have no idea how funny the biggus dickus scene in the life of brian is when you’re high
girl be serious
Kristin Chenoweth comments under Charlie Kirk’s post where he argues against abortion with a young woman:
“I’m. So. Upset. Didn’t always agree but appreciated some perspectives. What a heartbreak. His young family. I know where he is now. Heaven.”
“I’m. So. Upset. Didn’t always agree but appreciated some perspectives. What a heartbreak. His young family. I know where he is now. Heaven.”
September 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
girl be serious