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Madame Simone
@madame-simone.de

Cis, she/her.
Sexwork activist.
Professional Dominatrix.
Kink Coach.
Crazy Cat Lady.
Vegan Food.
trans* rights!

Profile picture: me in all black striking a whip in the direction of the viewer
Header: my naked left foot playing with balloons.
Pinned
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Meine Hashtags zum muten:

#madame wenn ihr keine Posts mit Werbung für oder Einblicke in mein Angebot als Domina sehen wollt.

#sw101 wenn ihr keine Inhalte mit Aufklärung oder Informationen zu Sexarbeit allgemein sehen wollt.
In a forum for SW and their clients, the ‘topic of the week’ was licking, i.e. oral sex. Why is it always the sex workers who point out the risks? For example, HPV? Or the use of dental dams? When we are supposedly the ‘spreaders of disease’. We are not! It is the clients who want unprotected sex.
February 10, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Reposted by Madame Simone
Quelle Facebook👇
Tierarztpraxis Hohenheide

Guten Abend, bei uns ist heute eine Hündin nach Kaiserschnitt verstorben und 11 Welpen suchen eine Amme. Falls jemand irgendwo (so nah wie möglich an PLZ 27628) eine Hündin hat, die Labrador Welpen (auch nur 2) als Amme aufnehmen könnte,
February 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
The sourdough is ready soon. Time to dust off the old bannetons, wash them and “bake” them in the oven to make sure nothing has settled in there. Next step: dig out the cast iron pot again.
February 9, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Reposted by Madame Simone
Concentration camps:

“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."
Exclusive: Detention Center Captives Are Throwing Lotion Bottles Wrapped With Notes to Organizers Outside Otay Mesa Facility ~ L.A. TACO
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh," an Otay Mesa captive communicated through handwritten note. "We are all in one big room with no doors...
lataco.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Worth a read, not only for sex workers!
Disclosure as an Unsafe Practice: A Qualitative Exploration of How Stigma and Discrimination Shape Healthcare Engagement:

www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/7/...
www.mdpi.com
February 8, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Reposted by Madame Simone
Indigenous-Led Collectives Are Keeping Minnesotan Communities Safe From ICE truthout.org/articles/ind...
Indigenous-Led Collectives Are Keeping Minnesotan Communities Safe From ICE
Members of the American Indian Movement and the Many Shields Warrior Society are patrolling the streets of Minneapolis.
truthout.org
February 8, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Well, haven't attempts already been made to deport Native Americans as ‘illegal immigrants’?

I think I read something like that in the news.
February 8, 2026 at 7:48 AM
CN: WW2
Leon Weintraub, a 100-year-old Holocaust survivor, says of the Holocaust: ‘There is hardly any other event that has been so thoroughly documented in words and pictures, and yet there are still people who deny it.’

How can anyone deny it? How can anyone want to repeat these terrible deeds?!
February 8, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Reposted by Madame Simone
February 2, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Food

The manufacturers of vegan salmon substitutes are clearly doing something right. My cat Norbu just came over and insisted on trying it. 🤷‍♀️
February 7, 2026 at 1:12 PM
I just saw a fundraising campaign. For Valentine's Day, you can help neuter stray dogs and cats for €25. The clou: the animal will be named after the donor's ex.
Whoever came up with this idea must have been a bit salty 😄
February 7, 2026 at 7:50 AM
bugs bunny says " who meeeee " in a cartoon image
Alt: bugs bunny says " who meeeee? " in a cartoon image
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Hehe. 'It's gonna blow'. 😁
scnr
February 6, 2026 at 4:49 PM
CN: war

Had to change my profile pic on FetLife. I don't feel comfortable openly wearing or showing uniform-ish outfits at this moment in time and will not wear uniforms in my sessions for quite a while. When war and violence dominate the news every day, it just seems inappropriate to me.
February 6, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Okay. This may be an insider, but how seriously can you take people who ask whether a dominatrix really looks like the pictures she had taken by Nikitzo?

(NO Nikitzo bashing here. It's his style and his art. If it's too exaggerated for you, then don't book an appointment with him. That simple. 🤷‍♀️)
February 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Stop blaming sex workers for the fact that your white luxury feminism isn't working! We take money from the patriarchy and use it to finance our lives independently of men. You help them oppress others and hope for a better position.
The only meaningful feminism is intersectional #queerfeminism!
February 6, 2026 at 2:55 PM
There are no ‘underage women’. They are either children or teenagers. Stop using these terms and trivialising things.

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February 6, 2026 at 7:30 AM
This!
ENG translation:

When Gisele Pelicot says, ‘La honte doit changer de camp/Shame must change sides,’ she does not mean that this will happen on its own. Perpetrators do not suddenly start to feel ashamed; they must be sanctioned and condemned, socially ostracised, in order to learn shame.
Wenn Gisele Pelicot sagt "La honte doit changer de camp/Die Scham muss die Seite wechseln" heißt das nicht, dass das von alleine passiert.
Täter(*innen) fangen nicht plötzlich an sich zu schämen, sie müssen sanktioniert & verurteilt werden, gesellschaftliche Tode sterben, um Scham zu erlernen.
February 6, 2026 at 6:43 AM
We don't have those around here. You can donate non-perishable food and animal feed to most supermarkets or directly, which will then be distributed by the organisation ‘Die Tafel’, a kind of food bank. There are around 970 food banks in Germany with approximately 2,000 distribution points.
February 5, 2026 at 4:59 PM
In the meantime...
February 5, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Food

Can I bring myself to simply throw away the discard from feeding the sourdough starter? Nope. That's why I browse discard recipes, and right now I'm making bread rolls with a little yeast help.
Any sourdough parents here who might have some good discard recipes in their secret collection?
February 5, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Reposted by Madame Simone
Oh, it was! 🤩

Getting enthusiastic consent to glitter bomb someone is probably a once-in-a-SW-lifetime event! 😄
February 4, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Food:

My pantry is full of dried legumes, various beans, grains for cooking, etc. Some of them have been there for quite a while. That's why I've now started my mission 'use them up'. Before I buy anything new to restock my pantry, I'm going to get creative in the kitchen.
February 4, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Well, I asked that question elsewhere too, and corn ribs were the first suggestion. I guess it's a sign then 😁
February 4, 2026 at 11:39 AM
He he. Well, that's a choice, for sure 😃
Looks like fun, though!
February 4, 2026 at 11:38 AM