why do none of you ever like my bluesky posts. are you all mad i'm not macklemore. well i am. actually. im macklemore everyone

i love my boss. i love him! and i love working for him. andwhen he tells me to clock off teams early for the day and get a head start on the weekend it's like. Okay! Yeah. Yeah okayy and then Maybe I’ll drive down to the reservoir where no one will find me and shoot my self in the brain

i'm five inches tall and i'm the football team's mascot. they bring me out to ride the game-winning field goal like slim pickens in dr strangelove

i just found the neanderthal family easter egg in Halo 3 and they updated it and now it’s four variations on me

thinking about upholding some structures and institutions

i'm the new generation of MBA students and i;m tired of playing by your rules