@mach2k.bsky.social
Me when the Bezos SpyBot starts trying to act like we're friends
a woman in a white suit talking to another woman
Alt: a woman in a white suit turning away from another person with disdain on her face
media.tenor.com
October 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Me when the Bezos SpyBot starts trying to act like we're friends
Overheard at Walmart: "Yeah my dad would refuse to get (a vasectomy) because he was worried there would be an earthquake in the middle of it and the doctor would cut it off!"
People really will cling to fear instead of educating themselves.
People really will cling to fear instead of educating themselves.
October 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Overheard at Walmart: "Yeah my dad would refuse to get (a vasectomy) because he was worried there would be an earthquake in the middle of it and the doctor would cut it off!"
People really will cling to fear instead of educating themselves.
People really will cling to fear instead of educating themselves.
We can have a little menty b, as a treat
September 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
We can have a little menty b, as a treat
Gorillaz, then Evanescence? What year is it?!
September 16, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Gorillaz, then Evanescence? What year is it?!
Tears of the Kingdom is just "what if Skyward Sword didn't suck"
#loz #legendofzelda #totk #loztotk #ifuckinhatedskywardsword #fiisworsethannavi
#loz #legendofzelda #totk #loztotk #ifuckinhatedskywardsword #fiisworsethannavi
September 5, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Tears of the Kingdom is just "what if Skyward Sword didn't suck"
#loz #legendofzelda #totk #loztotk #ifuckinhatedskywardsword #fiisworsethannavi
#loz #legendofzelda #totk #loztotk #ifuckinhatedskywardsword #fiisworsethannavi
Fun fact about Walmart- when the store is closed for Christmas Day, employees do not get a paid day off. They have to use PTO if they want to get paid.
September 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Fun fact about Walmart- when the store is closed for Christmas Day, employees do not get a paid day off. They have to use PTO if they want to get paid.
Crossover cosplay idea-
Jimmy Johnathan Joestar (probably just regular jojo cosplay in a Jimmy johns uniform)
Jimmy Johnathan Joestar (probably just regular jojo cosplay in a Jimmy johns uniform)
August 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Crossover cosplay idea-
Jimmy Johnathan Joestar (probably just regular jojo cosplay in a Jimmy johns uniform)
Jimmy Johnathan Joestar (probably just regular jojo cosplay in a Jimmy johns uniform)
Good idea- a kpop demon hunters prequel, but it's a VH1 behind the music style mockumentary about the Saja boys. Im talking literally Jinwoo having to craft the perfect demon boy band, write music, choreography, etc.
#kpopdemonhunters #sajaboys #kpop #sodapop #huntrix
#kpopdemonhunters #sajaboys #kpop #sodapop #huntrix
August 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Good idea- a kpop demon hunters prequel, but it's a VH1 behind the music style mockumentary about the Saja boys. Im talking literally Jinwoo having to craft the perfect demon boy band, write music, choreography, etc.
#kpopdemonhunters #sajaboys #kpop #sodapop #huntrix
#kpopdemonhunters #sajaboys #kpop #sodapop #huntrix
"Parking Lot Party" was written and produced by the same guy that wrote "Friday".
And if it wasn't, it sure sounds like it.
And if it wasn't, it sure sounds like it.
July 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"Parking Lot Party" was written and produced by the same guy that wrote "Friday".
And if it wasn't, it sure sounds like it.
And if it wasn't, it sure sounds like it.
Heavy is the head that keeps wearing the crown despite knowing how heavy it is and complaining constantly about the weight while also insisting it's fine, they'll wear it anyway since no one else will do it!!!
July 15, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Heavy is the head that keeps wearing the crown despite knowing how heavy it is and complaining constantly about the weight while also insisting it's fine, they'll wear it anyway since no one else will do it!!!
McDonald's is bringing back the Chicken McGriddle, nature is healing
July 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
McDonald's is bringing back the Chicken McGriddle, nature is healing
Men would literally rather force their sons to compete in a deadly competition and learn complex martial arts and aura control powers than be present dads and go to therapy #hunterxhunter
June 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Men would literally rather force their sons to compete in a deadly competition and learn complex martial arts and aura control powers than be present dads and go to therapy #hunterxhunter
My social patience is vellum
June 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My social patience is vellum
It's once again that time of year when Godsmack's "Voodoo" is stuck in my head.
May 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It's once again that time of year when Godsmack's "Voodoo" is stuck in my head.
I'm not picky, I'm just very specific about what I want.
May 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I'm not picky, I'm just very specific about what I want.
"Wow you're so laid back and go with the flow about everything!"
Thanks, it's from a lifetime of having everything I cared about or wanted to do be belittled or ignored or canceled for someone else's preference.
Thanks, it's from a lifetime of having everything I cared about or wanted to do be belittled or ignored or canceled for someone else's preference.
May 3, 2025 at 9:56 AM
"Wow you're so laid back and go with the flow about everything!"
Thanks, it's from a lifetime of having everything I cared about or wanted to do be belittled or ignored or canceled for someone else's preference.
Thanks, it's from a lifetime of having everything I cared about or wanted to do be belittled or ignored or canceled for someone else's preference.
Trying to figure out which group chat I haven't complained about my bullshit at length in a while
Sadly they're all full, so blue sky it is
Sadly they're all full, so blue sky it is
May 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Trying to figure out which group chat I haven't complained about my bullshit at length in a while
Sadly they're all full, so blue sky it is
Sadly they're all full, so blue sky it is
-as I put Ed Sheeran on our 'do not play' list and add Electric Six and Ghost-
Yeah, I'm not like a regular bride, I'm a cool bride 🥴😂
Yeah, I'm not like a regular bride, I'm a cool bride 🥴😂
April 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
-as I put Ed Sheeran on our 'do not play' list and add Electric Six and Ghost-
Yeah, I'm not like a regular bride, I'm a cool bride 🥴😂
Yeah, I'm not like a regular bride, I'm a cool bride 🥴😂
Moby's "Porcelain" still hits in a unique way
Maybe we need a revival of Pure Moods
Maybe we need a revival of Pure Moods
April 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Moby's "Porcelain" still hits in a unique way
Maybe we need a revival of Pure Moods
Maybe we need a revival of Pure Moods
Shouldn't someone do something?
April 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Shouldn't someone do something?
I didn't want a token history month, I wanted my rights and bodily autonomy federally protected
March 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I didn't want a token history month, I wanted my rights and bodily autonomy federally protected
When you're not sure if someone is actually on hold or if they're watching reels in the bathroom
March 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
When you're not sure if someone is actually on hold or if they're watching reels in the bathroom
The Walmart is really playing some bangers today
March 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The Walmart is really playing some bangers today