Jon
@m5mustdie.bsky.social
Bachelor’s degree biology
Career as Laboratory Analyst (retired)
Atheist
Interest in Creationism v Evolution debates
Bicycle daily
Controversial opinion: “Rogue One” may be a better movie than “A New Hope”.
No DMs please.
Career as Laboratory Analyst (retired)
Atheist
Interest in Creationism v Evolution debates
Bicycle daily
Controversial opinion: “Rogue One” may be a better movie than “A New Hope”.
No DMs please.
You know what would be cool? If this fall returned Sen. Fetterman to his former self the way other cartoon characters regain their memories after a second blow to the head.
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 AM
You know what would be cool? If this fall returned Sen. Fetterman to his former self the way other cartoon characters regain their memories after a second blow to the head.
“The Shop Around the Corner” is a charmingly hilarious film but it didn’t age well.
“How's your boy?
- Much better, thanks. We called Dr. Hegedus.
He's a very expensive doctor.
- What can you do? I thought I'd cut down on my cigars for a few weeks.”
Healthcare costs for Jimmy Stewart!
“How's your boy?
- Much better, thanks. We called Dr. Hegedus.
He's a very expensive doctor.
- What can you do? I thought I'd cut down on my cigars for a few weeks.”
Healthcare costs for Jimmy Stewart!
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
“The Shop Around the Corner” is a charmingly hilarious film but it didn’t age well.
“How's your boy?
- Much better, thanks. We called Dr. Hegedus.
He's a very expensive doctor.
- What can you do? I thought I'd cut down on my cigars for a few weeks.”
Healthcare costs for Jimmy Stewart!
“How's your boy?
- Much better, thanks. We called Dr. Hegedus.
He's a very expensive doctor.
- What can you do? I thought I'd cut down on my cigars for a few weeks.”
Healthcare costs for Jimmy Stewart!
Isn’t “5 shots, 7 holes” a brag about shooting through hands/arms raised defensively against your own aggression?
November 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Isn’t “5 shots, 7 holes” a brag about shooting through hands/arms raised defensively against your own aggression?
Trump:
“I think we’re just going to kill people that are bringing drugs into our country. Okay? We’re going to kill them, you know, they’re going to be like, dead.”
Translation:
“I murder people I suspect are criminals.”
Justice Roberts:
“We’re fine with that.”
“I think we’re just going to kill people that are bringing drugs into our country. Okay? We’re going to kill them, you know, they’re going to be like, dead.”
Translation:
“I murder people I suspect are criminals.”
Justice Roberts:
“We’re fine with that.”
October 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Trump:
“I think we’re just going to kill people that are bringing drugs into our country. Okay? We’re going to kill them, you know, they’re going to be like, dead.”
Translation:
“I murder people I suspect are criminals.”
Justice Roberts:
“We’re fine with that.”
“I think we’re just going to kill people that are bringing drugs into our country. Okay? We’re going to kill them, you know, they’re going to be like, dead.”
Translation:
“I murder people I suspect are criminals.”
Justice Roberts:
“We’re fine with that.”
If demolition isn’t construction and therefore needs no governmental oversight, when will he be blasting the poem off the Statue of Liberty?
October 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
If demolition isn’t construction and therefore needs no governmental oversight, when will he be blasting the poem off the Statue of Liberty?
Trump releases Santos “because he’s a Republican.”
If there really is an organized ‘Antifa’ they will kidnap George and hold him in a damp basement for the rest of his 7 year term. Someone needs to deliver justice if MAGA won’t.
If there really is an organized ‘Antifa’ they will kidnap George and hold him in a damp basement for the rest of his 7 year term. Someone needs to deliver justice if MAGA won’t.
October 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Trump releases Santos “because he’s a Republican.”
If there really is an organized ‘Antifa’ they will kidnap George and hold him in a damp basement for the rest of his 7 year term. Someone needs to deliver justice if MAGA won’t.
If there really is an organized ‘Antifa’ they will kidnap George and hold him in a damp basement for the rest of his 7 year term. Someone needs to deliver justice if MAGA won’t.
That ‘Arc de Trump’ is going to make a great place to hang Pride flags!
October 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
That ‘Arc de Trump’ is going to make a great place to hang Pride flags!
MTG’s concern for Republican attack on ACA perfectly illustrates GOP myopia. This only became a concern for her when it affected her family, because they have no empathy.
October 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
MTG’s concern for Republican attack on ACA perfectly illustrates GOP myopia. This only became a concern for her when it affected her family, because they have no empathy.
The party formerly of Reagan sure is making their point that “I’m from the government and I’m here to help” really are the scariest words in our country.
coloradosun.com/2025/10/01/i...
coloradosun.com/2025/10/01/i...
“There’s a baby!” ICE agents stop Alamosa family at gunpoint, smash car window
Immigration arrest last week in southern Colorado follows national trend of escalating force from ICE agents
coloradosun.com
October 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The party formerly of Reagan sure is making their point that “I’m from the government and I’m here to help” really are the scariest words in our country.
coloradosun.com/2025/10/01/i...
coloradosun.com/2025/10/01/i...
During the government shutdown Congress members continue to get paid.
That’s right. Those NOT doing their jobs get paid while those required to work their jobs are not paid. Nuts!
That’s right. Those NOT doing their jobs get paid while those required to work their jobs are not paid. Nuts!
October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
During the government shutdown Congress members continue to get paid.
That’s right. Those NOT doing their jobs get paid while those required to work their jobs are not paid. Nuts!
That’s right. Those NOT doing their jobs get paid while those required to work their jobs are not paid. Nuts!
Sinclair is asking Kimmel to issue an apology to Kirk's family and to make a "meaningful personal donation" to Kirk's family and Kirk's nonprofit, Turning Point USA
Here is my suggestion, Jimmy:
Here is my suggestion, Jimmy:
September 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Sinclair is asking Kimmel to issue an apology to Kirk's family and to make a "meaningful personal donation" to Kirk's family and Kirk's nonprofit, Turning Point USA
Here is my suggestion, Jimmy:
Here is my suggestion, Jimmy:
JD Vance:
“Only state approved opinions of Charlie Kirk are permitted. Now stop calling us fascists or else.”
“Only state approved opinions of Charlie Kirk are permitted. Now stop calling us fascists or else.”
September 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
JD Vance:
“Only state approved opinions of Charlie Kirk are permitted. Now stop calling us fascists or else.”
“Only state approved opinions of Charlie Kirk are permitted. Now stop calling us fascists or else.”
I despised Charlie Kirk while he was alive, and I still despise him now that he’s dead.
My feelings are consistent because Kirk has been consistent.
My feelings are consistent because Kirk has been consistent.
September 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I despised Charlie Kirk while he was alive, and I still despise him now that he’s dead.
My feelings are consistent because Kirk has been consistent.
My feelings are consistent because Kirk has been consistent.
I see firings for stating their opinions on the character of Charlie Kirk, which is apparently incitement to violence.
Anyone getting fired for posting about how this means war on the left?
Anyone getting fired for posting about how this means war on the left?
September 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I see firings for stating their opinions on the character of Charlie Kirk, which is apparently incitement to violence.
Anyone getting fired for posting about how this means war on the left?
Anyone getting fired for posting about how this means war on the left?
If God is just, Charlie Kirk sews socks that smell.
September 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
If God is just, Charlie Kirk sews socks that smell.
Americans might like a dictator?
If you do you have stopped being American. I do not want a dictator, and I won’t tolerate a dictator.
If you do you have stopped being American. I do not want a dictator, and I won’t tolerate a dictator.
August 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Americans might like a dictator?
If you do you have stopped being American. I do not want a dictator, and I won’t tolerate a dictator.
If you do you have stopped being American. I do not want a dictator, and I won’t tolerate a dictator.
I think cops have been watching too much UFC because ‘ground and pound’ is not policing.
August 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I think cops have been watching too much UFC because ‘ground and pound’ is not policing.
If you are a Republican complaining about California redistricting plans, try to understand that counterpunching is not unfair.
August 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
If you are a Republican complaining about California redistricting plans, try to understand that counterpunching is not unfair.
If Republicans are deporting all the “illegal immigrants”, whose votes are they trying to suppress?
August 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If Republicans are deporting all the “illegal immigrants”, whose votes are they trying to suppress?
Cool, but where were the heroes stepping up to stop the relentless bullying? Too challenging. Asking too much.
apnews.com/article/geor...
apnews.com/article/geor...
Soldiers hailed as heroes for tackling armed assailant at Georgia Army base
Six soldiers at a Georgia Army base are being hailed as heroes for tackling a fellow soldier accused of shooting five people. Officials say Sgt.
apnews.com
August 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Cool, but where were the heroes stepping up to stop the relentless bullying? Too challenging. Asking too much.
apnews.com/article/geor...
apnews.com/article/geor...
1/2
In a speech to Congress about the 9/11 attacks, Bush said, "Americans are asking, why do they hate us? They hate what we see right here in this Chamber – a democratically elected government. Their leaders are self-appointed. They hate our freedoms”
BS then but true now…
In a speech to Congress about the 9/11 attacks, Bush said, "Americans are asking, why do they hate us? They hate what we see right here in this Chamber – a democratically elected government. Their leaders are self-appointed. They hate our freedoms”
BS then but true now…
August 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
1/2
In a speech to Congress about the 9/11 attacks, Bush said, "Americans are asking, why do they hate us? They hate what we see right here in this Chamber – a democratically elected government. Their leaders are self-appointed. They hate our freedoms”
BS then but true now…
In a speech to Congress about the 9/11 attacks, Bush said, "Americans are asking, why do they hate us? They hate what we see right here in this Chamber – a democratically elected government. Their leaders are self-appointed. They hate our freedoms”
BS then but true now…
Looking at White House “Rose Garden” before and after proves Robert De Niro was correct, “Geniuses pick green”. I would add that morons reject it.
August 5, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Looking at White House “Rose Garden” before and after proves Robert De Niro was correct, “Geniuses pick green”. I would add that morons reject it.
Remember, we are all of one species. What separates us is that when Trump throws a blanket over our heads some shake it off immediately while others just sit there like idiots hoping the lights come back on somehow.
a brown and white dog wearing a blue collar is looking at the camera .
ALT: a brown and white dog wearing a blue collar is looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
August 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Remember, we are all of one species. What separates us is that when Trump throws a blanket over our heads some shake it off immediately while others just sit there like idiots hoping the lights come back on somehow.
Tulsi Gabbard is making an effort to kill President Obama.
She is doing it with the levers of a corrupt government by ginning up false treason charges, but how is this not a threat upon the life of the president and therefore a crime?
She is doing it with the levers of a corrupt government by ginning up false treason charges, but how is this not a threat upon the life of the president and therefore a crime?
July 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Tulsi Gabbard is making an effort to kill President Obama.
She is doing it with the levers of a corrupt government by ginning up false treason charges, but how is this not a threat upon the life of the president and therefore a crime?
She is doing it with the levers of a corrupt government by ginning up false treason charges, but how is this not a threat upon the life of the president and therefore a crime?
Yeah, but hunter of little girls. So manly.
July 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Yeah, but hunter of little girls. So manly.