Matt
@m42lei.bsky.social
Leicester born, Staffordshire based. I like cake and other stuff.
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Matt
@m42lei.bsky.social
· Jan 8
"So mission, get Matthew speared, was in play."
Erm, beg your pardon?
Erm, beg your pardon?
Morning 🙂
Raining again. Quelle surprise...
Raining again. Quelle surprise...
February 8, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Morning 🙂
Raining again. Quelle surprise...
Raining again. Quelle surprise...
The colour of these trousers is not working at all...
February 7, 2026 at 8:23 PM
The colour of these trousers is not working at all...
16 fingers for £3.
Bargain.
Bargain.
February 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
16 fingers for £3.
Bargain.
Bargain.
What the heck is the GIF supposed to signify?!
a cartoon drawing of a tennis ball with a smiley face and arms and legs
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a tennis ball with a smiley face and arms and legs
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:14 PM
What the heck is the GIF supposed to signify?!
This might be the most hipster way I've been served toast.
February 7, 2026 at 10:21 AM
This might be the most hipster way I've been served toast.
The opening ceremony has suddenly turned into Eurovision crossed with Monty Python.
February 6, 2026 at 9:25 PM
The opening ceremony has suddenly turned into Eurovision crossed with Monty Python.
Seems a bit rude to call Spain that.
February 6, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Seems a bit rude to call Spain that.
The hat and scarf are £90! 😱
February 6, 2026 at 8:31 PM
The hat and scarf are £90! 😱
Giant dancing opera singer heads, multi-coloured coffee pots, and Mariah Carey dressed like its still Christmas.
There's nothing as bonkers in the world as an Olympics opening ceremony, and I love it.
There's nothing as bonkers in the world as an Olympics opening ceremony, and I love it.
February 6, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Giant dancing opera singer heads, multi-coloured coffee pots, and Mariah Carey dressed like its still Christmas.
There's nothing as bonkers in the world as an Olympics opening ceremony, and I love it.
There's nothing as bonkers in the world as an Olympics opening ceremony, and I love it.
Hello to another 11-ish hours work day 🫠
January 29, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Hello to another 11-ish hours work day 🫠
When you're the only one in the office and the lights go off...
January 27, 2026 at 10:00 AM
When you're the only one in the office and the lights go off...
I need more 80s cartoon mugs*
*I actually don't need any more mugs, but I need more like these.
*I actually don't need any more mugs, but I need more like these.
January 26, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I need more 80s cartoon mugs*
*I actually don't need any more mugs, but I need more like these.
*I actually don't need any more mugs, but I need more like these.
Why is the toastie wearing a bobble hat?
(Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd write.)
#MaskedSingerUK
(Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd write.)
#MaskedSingerUK
January 24, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Why is the toastie wearing a bobble hat?
(Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd write.)
#MaskedSingerUK
(Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd write.)
#MaskedSingerUK
A bit of arty colour in Wolverhampton.
January 24, 2026 at 3:39 PM
A bit of arty colour in Wolverhampton.
Bit of Saturday morning cinema time.
January 24, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Bit of Saturday morning cinema time.
Kerry Katona's Kerry-oke.
What a time to be alive.
What a time to be alive.
January 24, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Kerry Katona's Kerry-oke.
What a time to be alive.
What a time to be alive.
There's A LOT of thirst happening on here tonight.
January 23, 2026 at 11:30 PM
There's A LOT of thirst happening on here tonight.
I've just seen someone on Twitter call the show "repetitive".
Eh?
Eh?
January 23, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I've just seen someone on Twitter call the show "repetitive".
Eh?
Eh?