Matthew (★✩✩✩✩ - not recommended)
@m2irl.bsky.social
My statements only represent the opinions of me and the voices in my head.
Listening is the dark matter of conversation.
December 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Listening is the dark matter of conversation.
Grok is a little like turning to your weird pervy uncle for life advice.
October 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Grok is a little like turning to your weird pervy uncle for life advice.
I just want to know WHO in America, illegally or not, is getting free health care.
October 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I just want to know WHO in America, illegally or not, is getting free health care.
I'd like to know what governing body is responsible for certifying something as frustration-free. I've got a bone to pick with them.
September 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I'd like to know what governing body is responsible for certifying something as frustration-free. I've got a bone to pick with them.
Is the White House considered an essential government operation? I'm trying to decide if I'm for or against a shutdown.
September 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Is the White House considered an essential government operation? I'm trying to decide if I'm for or against a shutdown.
I think the irony of the Kia Telluride is that everyone in Telluride drives Range Rovers.
September 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I think the irony of the Kia Telluride is that everyone in Telluride drives Range Rovers.
You know that pumpkin spice came from the suburbs, because only a suburbanite would think that pumpkin is spicy.
September 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
You know that pumpkin spice came from the suburbs, because only a suburbanite would think that pumpkin is spicy.
Why didn't online ads have an I-already-bought-this option? It would save advertisers a lot of money.
September 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Why didn't online ads have an I-already-bought-this option? It would save advertisers a lot of money.
So DOGE is allegedly staffed with a bunch of whiz kid programmers. At what point should we expect to see some government efficiency that's NOT just firing people?
August 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
So DOGE is allegedly staffed with a bunch of whiz kid programmers. At what point should we expect to see some government efficiency that's NOT just firing people?
It's kinda nice being in the mountains right now. The loudest thing I've heard tonight is an owl.
July 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
It's kinda nice being in the mountains right now. The loudest thing I've heard tonight is an owl.
Call me a simpleton, but I don't understand why we have to cut social programs AND increase debt? Shouldn't it be cutting programs to LOWER our debt?
July 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Call me a simpleton, but I don't understand why we have to cut social programs AND increase debt? Shouldn't it be cutting programs to LOWER our debt?
It's strange that we haven't heard about ICE raids at Trump hotels...
June 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
It's strange that we haven't heard about ICE raids at Trump hotels...
I'm so old, I don't have numbers in my email address.
June 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I'm so old, I don't have numbers in my email address.
When you're not feeling well, there's nothing like eating Chinese food and watching movies from the '80s.
June 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
When you're not feeling well, there's nothing like eating Chinese food and watching movies from the '80s.
Doesn't the existence of Ultra Preservative Free imply different levels of freeness?
June 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Doesn't the existence of Ultra Preservative Free imply different levels of freeness?
I feel bad for all the morning people that could turned into vampires
May 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I feel bad for all the morning people that could turned into vampires
Humans must've been really puzzled by breathing before we discovered oxygen.
May 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Humans must've been really puzzled by breathing before we discovered oxygen.
I just ate BBQ in a white shirt.
Without incident.
I'm buying a lottery ticket.
Without incident.
I'm buying a lottery ticket.
May 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I just ate BBQ in a white shirt.
Without incident.
I'm buying a lottery ticket.
Without incident.
I'm buying a lottery ticket.
Tesla has an image problem. But it's not that people think that their owners are Nazis. It's that people think their owners are Uber drivers.
May 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Tesla has an image problem. But it's not that people think that their owners are Nazis. It's that people think their owners are Uber drivers.
So have we been liberated from liberation? I can't keep track at this point.
April 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
So have we been liberated from liberation? I can't keep track at this point.
Remember the good old days, when things like murder hornets could deserve a headline?
March 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Remember the good old days, when things like murder hornets could deserve a headline?
Can we all agree now that the birther movement was just because they didn't like the fact that Barack Obama was black? Clearly, the GOP doesn't have any issue handing the keys to someone born in Africa as long as he's rich and white.
February 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Can we all agree now that the birther movement was just because they didn't like the fact that Barack Obama was black? Clearly, the GOP doesn't have any issue handing the keys to someone born in Africa as long as he's rich and white.
Why do they make dog toys colorful?
February 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Why do they make dog toys colorful?
We know that Zelenskyy isn't a dictator because Trump doesn't fawn over him.
February 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
We know that Zelenskyy isn't a dictator because Trump doesn't fawn over him.