lizardcats
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I just watched my brother put weed oil into a croissant and then eat it
July 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I just watched my brother put weed oil into a croissant and then eat it
I am very annoyed that not only do we have influencers who create weird fucking recipes for no reason, but there is now a new wave of annoying influencers who “try those viral recipes so you don’t have to” when will it ever end
July 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I am very annoyed that not only do we have influencers who create weird fucking recipes for no reason, but there is now a new wave of annoying influencers who “try those viral recipes so you don’t have to” when will it ever end
Every airport is just a collection of the worst tattoos I’ve ever seen (mine probably included)
June 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Every airport is just a collection of the worst tattoos I’ve ever seen (mine probably included)
It’s eleven pm and my neighbors are still having a very loud outdoor karaoke party and I fucking love it. So much joy and applause and yes.
May 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
It’s eleven pm and my neighbors are still having a very loud outdoor karaoke party and I fucking love it. So much joy and applause and yes.
I do not ascribe to any sort of clean girl aesthetic. I am a grubby gremlin girl for life
May 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I do not ascribe to any sort of clean girl aesthetic. I am a grubby gremlin girl for life
For the second time this week I have been up for 28 hours straight 0/10 do not recommend
April 17, 2025 at 10:58 AM
For the second time this week I have been up for 28 hours straight 0/10 do not recommend
Maybe the worst time to get a giant bruise on the back of your thigh is right before a ten hour flight.
April 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Maybe the worst time to get a giant bruise on the back of your thigh is right before a ten hour flight.
My favorite part of documentaries are when the lawyers show up
April 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My favorite part of documentaries are when the lawyers show up
I fear I may have to retire from popcorn dinner. It was a good run
April 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I fear I may have to retire from popcorn dinner. It was a good run
Why do all apps advertise themselves as “the Duolingo for _____”. There is no such thing as a Duolingo for emotional regulation, Duolingo is the antithesis of emotional regulation.
April 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Why do all apps advertise themselves as “the Duolingo for _____”. There is no such thing as a Duolingo for emotional regulation, Duolingo is the antithesis of emotional regulation.
I am a person who enjoys both city and beach vacations, but I would be lying if one of them wasn’t personally 10x more stressful than the other.
April 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I am a person who enjoys both city and beach vacations, but I would be lying if one of them wasn’t personally 10x more stressful than the other.
My favorite shit on the internet is former gifted/talented kids whining about being adults. Wah wah I bought into being *special* and I wasn’t. Wahhhhh. Literally shut up. Just shut up.
April 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
My favorite shit on the internet is former gifted/talented kids whining about being adults. Wah wah I bought into being *special* and I wasn’t. Wahhhhh. Literally shut up. Just shut up.
You know in retrospect I don’t think any game will ever beat the sheer joy I got from playing Crazy Taxi 3 on Dreamcast as a preteen/teenager.
April 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
You know in retrospect I don’t think any game will ever beat the sheer joy I got from playing Crazy Taxi 3 on Dreamcast as a preteen/teenager.
People will be parasocial about absolutely anything my god
April 8, 2025 at 4:51 AM
People will be parasocial about absolutely anything my god
No, I’m not sad I didn’t save my body for weird aesthetic symmetrical traditional blackwork social media clout tattoos.
April 6, 2025 at 5:34 AM
No, I’m not sad I didn’t save my body for weird aesthetic symmetrical traditional blackwork social media clout tattoos.
I’m gonna stick a giant marshmallow on one of these brownies I made last night, use my kitchen torch on it and then stick a graham cracker on top of it cause why the fuck not
April 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I’m gonna stick a giant marshmallow on one of these brownies I made last night, use my kitchen torch on it and then stick a graham cracker on top of it cause why the fuck not
My favorite part about people defending Jesse Lacey is that he never said any of the women who accused him of things were lying, and essentially admitted he’s a bad person (I mean, his lyrics say as much).
April 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
My favorite part about people defending Jesse Lacey is that he never said any of the women who accused him of things were lying, and essentially admitted he’s a bad person (I mean, his lyrics say as much).
I love the people in the 30+ skincare subreddits that are like “am I the only person not getting Botox or filler??” Yes, you are the only person on earth who isn’t getting botox or filler. Everyone else is going 3x a week, we have a meetup group.
It’s like a new kind of pick me bullshit.
😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
It’s like a new kind of pick me bullshit.
😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
March 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I love the people in the 30+ skincare subreddits that are like “am I the only person not getting Botox or filler??” Yes, you are the only person on earth who isn’t getting botox or filler. Everyone else is going 3x a week, we have a meetup group.
It’s like a new kind of pick me bullshit.
😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
It’s like a new kind of pick me bullshit.
😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
The best part about ereaders is that now I can read under a blanket without having to fiddle with a reading light as god intended
March 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The best part about ereaders is that now I can read under a blanket without having to fiddle with a reading light as god intended
I drank a seltzer water! It had THC in it! I just ate the biggest s’more I’ve ever seen and now I want another one. In fact, I think I could eat every s’more at this point in time.
March 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I drank a seltzer water! It had THC in it! I just ate the biggest s’more I’ve ever seen and now I want another one. In fact, I think I could eat every s’more at this point in time.
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I think that perhaps one can and should very easily decide to not give br*nd new money
Really not looking forward to seeing folks I know not only pay to see this band, but actively post about how they’re excited to do so
Really not looking forward to seeing folks I know not only pay to see this band, but actively post about how they’re excited to do so
March 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I think that perhaps one can and should very easily decide to not give br*nd new money
Really not looking forward to seeing folks I know not only pay to see this band, but actively post about how they’re excited to do so
Really not looking forward to seeing folks I know not only pay to see this band, but actively post about how they’re excited to do so
I was playing Stellar Blade with my mom in the room a couple months ago and she watched me play for a few minutes before asking “…is this game for men?” And I let her know that I enjoy jiggle physics as much, if not more, than most men.
February 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I was playing Stellar Blade with my mom in the room a couple months ago and she watched me play for a few minutes before asking “…is this game for men?” And I let her know that I enjoy jiggle physics as much, if not more, than most men.
I don’t know why I thought getting two good nights of sleep in a row was some sort of indication that that was going to be my life from now on.
a man in a black jacket says congratulations with his hands outstretched
ALT: a man in a black jacket says congratulations with his hands outstretched
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February 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I don’t know why I thought getting two good nights of sleep in a row was some sort of indication that that was going to be my life from now on.
No context spoilers for Lord of the Rings: War of the Rohirrim
December 13, 2024 at 4:34 PM
No context spoilers for Lord of the Rings: War of the Rohirrim