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Original Garfield comic from July 1, 2006 Text replaced with lyrics from: Under the Bridge Transcript: • Now That Is A Lie • I • Don't Ever Wanna Feel • Like I Did • That Day • Take Me To The Place I Love -------------- Original Text: • Jon: Hello-o-o, Dr. Liz... • Liz: Where's your cat? • Jon: Cat? Ohhh! My CAT! • Garfield: I USED to have a name.
February 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Original Garfield comic from June 28, 2003 Text replaced with lyrics from: Wild Wild West Transcript: • Mad Man Lost His Damn Mind In The West • Loveless, Kidnap A Dime, Nuttin Less • Now I Must, Put His Behind To The Test • Then Through The Shadows, In The Saddle, • Ready For Battle • Bring All Your Boys In, Here Come The Poison -------------- Original Text: • Jon: Hi, Garfield. • Garfield: Jon, this ball of yarn is obsessed! • Jon: What's going on? • Garfield: It has a mad crush on me, and won't leave me alone! • Jon: Say, why don't you play with that ball of yarn, there? • Yarn: Will you LISTEN to the man?!
December 31, 2024 at 5:17 AM
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Original Garfield comic from March 9, 2001 Text replaced with lyrics from: The Impression That I Get Transcript: • It Makes Me Wonder If I've • Never Had To Knock On Wood • And I'm Glad I Haven't Yet • Because I'm Sure It Isn't Good -------------- Original Text: • john: I know how to get a woman's attention • • john: who wants to hear some barnyard imitations?! • • john: Well, that got her attention • • garfield: I didn't know anyone could run that fast in heels
November 14, 2024 at 5:01 PM
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Original Garfield comic from March 7, 2001 Text replaced with lyrics from: Killing In The Name Transcript: • They're The Chosen Whites • Those Who Died Are Justified -------------- Original Text: • john: tomorrow I'm going back to getting dressed after I take my shower! • • Garfield: well, at lest you tried something
November 14, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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Original Garfield comic from March 6, 2001 Text replaced with lyrics from: You Oughta Know Transcript: • It's Not Fair, To Deny Me • Of The Cross I Bear That You Gave To Me • You, You, You Oughta Know • You Seem Very Well, Things Look Peaceful -------------- Original Text: • garfield, help! I locked myself out getting the paper! • • Hurry, I don't have any pants on! • • I'm wearing the puppy underwear! • • garfield: then come through the pet door
November 14, 2024 at 1:01 PM
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Original Garfield comic from March 2, 2001 Text replaced with lyrics from: Two Princes Transcript: • Just Go Ahead Now • One Has Diamonds In His Pockets • And That's Some Bread, Now -------------- Original Text: • spider: I don't have time to stop! • • Garfield: You must relax • • spider: How's this?
November 14, 2024 at 3:01 AM
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Original Garfield comic from February 27, 2001 Text replaced with lyrics from: Jump Transcript: • Jump, Jump • Kris Kross'll Make You -------------- Original Text: • spider: I'm the avenging spider! • • spider: I strike again!
November 13, 2024 at 11:00 PM
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Original Garfield comic from February 26, 2001 Text replaced with lyrics from: Don't Speak Transcript: • Don't Tell Me 'Cause It Hurts • Our Memories • Well, They Can Be Invitin' -------------- Original Text: • garfield: There are two reasons why I hate spiders • • garfield: they're sneaky... • • garfield: and i suspect they're stealing food
November 13, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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Original Garfield comic from February 23, 2001 Text replaced with lyrics from: Absolutely (Story of a Girl) Transcript: • Who Cried A River And Drowned The Whole World • And While She Looked So Sad In Photographs • I Absolutely Love Her • When She Smiles -------------- Original Text: • john: I have a date with ginny tonight • • john: she loves to laugh • • john: I have three hours to get a sense of humor • • garfield: I'll get the fake forehead faucet
November 13, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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Original Garfield comic from February 21, 2001 Text replaced with lyrics from: Dare To Be Stupid Transcript: • Dare To Be Stupid • We're All Waiting For You • Dare To Be Stupid -------------- Original Text: • john: Cindy just called • • john: She said I was immature • • garfield: What does she know?
November 13, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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Original Garfield comic from February 19, 2001 Text replaced with lyrics from: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Transcript: • I Pulled Up To The House About Seven Or Eight • And I Yelled To The Cabbie, Yo Holmes, Smell Ya Later • I Looked At My Kingdom -------------- Original Text: • Jon: Chicks dig the tough-guy look. So I got this leather jacket. What think, Garfield? • Garfield: It goes well with your bunny slippers.
November 13, 2024 at 1:03 PM
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Original Garfield comic from February 15, 2001 Text replaced with lyrics from: Wonderwall Transcript: • Today Was Gonna Be The Day But They'll Never Throw It Back To You • And By Now You Should've Somehow Realised What You're Not To Do • I Don't Believe That Anybody Feels The Way I Do About You Now • And All The Roads That Lead You There Were Winding • And All The Lights That Light The Way Are Blinding -------------- Original Text: • garfield: Jon, let's savor this moment • • I have a banana in the ear • • Garfield: someday we'll remember when you tripped over me coming back from the grocery..and laugh! • • There are grapes up my nose • • garfield: these are the good old days! • • John: I'm going to kill you
November 13, 2024 at 3:01 AM
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Original Garfield comic from February 10, 2001 Text replaced with lyrics from: Everlong Transcript: • Slow, How You Wanted It To Be • I'm Over My Head -------------- Original Text: • garfield: nobody can stretch like a cat • • garfield: Yawn • • hey
November 12, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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Original Garfield comic from February 8, 2001 Text replaced with lyrics from: Basket Case Transcript: • Do You Have The Time To Listen To Me Whine • About Nothing And Everything • All At Once? -------------- Original Text: • garfield: odie dug up the flowers in the garden! • • garfield: oops • • garfield: odie dug up the flowers in the garden!
November 12, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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Original Garfield comic from February 7, 2001 Text replaced with lyrics from: Tik Tok Transcript: • Tik Tok, On The Clock -------------- Original Text: • garfield: is it possible that I've lost the element of suprise? • •
November 12, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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Original Garfield comic from February 5, 2001 Text replaced with lyrics from: Gangsta's Paradise Transcript: • So I Gotta Be Down With • The Hood Team • Too Much Television Watchin' Got Me Chasin' Dreams • I'm An Educated Fool With Money On My Mind -------------- Original Text: • john: hello, mom • • john: oh, the same old thing • • john: Right now I'm dusting the cat • • garfield: hee hee hee
November 12, 2024 at 3:03 PM
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Original Garfield comic from February 2, 2001 Text replaced with lyrics from: One Headlight Transcript: • Hey, Hey, Hey-Ey-Ey • Come On Try A Little • Nothing Is Forever • There's Got To Be Something Better Than In The Middle -------------- Original Text: • we're visiting rex the stunt dog • • rex, what do you get paid for all those dangerous stunts? • • Well, they pat me on the head a lot • • garfield: The dumb work cheap
November 12, 2024 at 1:01 PM
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Original Garfield comic from January 30, 2001 Text replaced with lyrics from: The Devil Went Down to Georgia Transcript: • And He Was Willin' To Make A Deal • When He Came Across This Young Man Sawin' On A Fiddle And Playin' It Hot • And The Devil Jumped Up On A Hickory Stump • And Said Boy, Let Me Tell You What -------------- Original Text: • TV: "Moby Dick". Big whale...obsessed sea captain...chase...fight...Ahab buys the farm, Moby swims into sunset, the end. Tune in again for "Ten-second stories". • Garfield: Next week they're doing "War and Peace".
November 12, 2024 at 3:01 AM
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Original Garfield comic from January 27, 2001 Text replaced with lyrics from: When I Come Around Transcript: • And It's Me Out On The • Prowl • As You Sit Around Feeling Sorry For Yourself -------------- Original Text: • garfield: you • • garfield: remember this! • • Garfield: It's not polite to point! • •
November 12, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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Original Garfield comic from January 26, 2001 Text replaced with lyrics from: Iris Transcript: • And Sooner Or Later, It's Over • I Just Don't Wanna Miss You Tonight -------------- Original Text: • garfield: Make a note garfield • • Garfield: Never eat a goldfish right before bedtime
November 11, 2024 at 11:00 PM
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Original Garfield comic from January 24, 2001 Text replaced with lyrics from: In The End Transcript: • One Thing I Don't Know Why • It Doesn't Even Matter How Hard You Try • Keep That In Mind I Designed This Rhyme -------------- Original Text: • garfield: out there are all of natures wonders! • • Garfield: IN here are corn chips and dip • • garfield: I want it all!
November 11, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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Original Garfield comic from January 20, 2001 Text replaced with lyrics from: Hey Jealousy Transcript: • Hey Jealousy • And You Can • Trust Me Not To Think -------------- Original Text: • john: empires rise and fall • • Garfield: see?! • • Grarfield: why rise?!
November 11, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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Original Garfield comic from January 18, 2001 Text replaced with lyrics from: Papercut Transcript: • And Watches Everything • So I Know That -------------- Original Text: • john: Been eating those fruit shaped refrigerator magnets again? • • garfield: Maybe
November 11, 2024 at 1:11 PM
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Original Garfield comic from January 15, 2001 Text replaced with lyrics from: Kryptonite Transcript: • You Stumbled In And Bumped Your Head • If Not For Me Then • You'd Be Dead -------------- Original Text: • john: quiet on the set! • • john: Action! • • john: Nice try •
November 11, 2024 at 3:01 AM
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Original Garfield comic from January 13, 2001 Text replaced with lyrics from: Buddy Holly Transcript: • Oh-Oh, And You're Mary Tyler Moore • I Don't Care What They Say About Us Anyway • I Don't Care About That • I Don't Care About That -------------- Original Text: • john: We had a cat back on the farm, garfield • • john: He was a great ratter the bigger the better! • • John: you would have liked him • • garfield: I don't hang with psychos
November 11, 2024 at 1:03 AM