Trista M
@lynnrays.bsky.social
Leave comedy to the bears, Ebenezer!
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I wish there was a way to tell my delivery driver that they absolutely do not have to deliver my package tonight. It's pitch black & pouring rain, just go home.
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I wish there was a way to tell my delivery driver that they absolutely do not have to deliver my package tonight. It's pitch black & pouring rain, just go home.
I just finished watching Madame Web, and from all the online chatter when it was in theaters, I was expecting a ridiculous 2004 Catwoman-type movie, but ... It's just a fun movie! I literally, unironically, enjoyed every minute of it.
November 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I just finished watching Madame Web, and from all the online chatter when it was in theaters, I was expecting a ridiculous 2004 Catwoman-type movie, but ... It's just a fun movie! I literally, unironically, enjoyed every minute of it.
Autocorrect needs to get better at understanding times. I was just trying to write "3pm" and it changed it to "elm" so I went back and retyped it, and then it wrote "rpm" 😒
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Autocorrect needs to get better at understanding times. I was just trying to write "3pm" and it changed it to "elm" so I went back and retyped it, and then it wrote "rpm" 😒
It is EXHAUSTING having brainless coworkers. I want to shake them & scream "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!"
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
It is EXHAUSTING having brainless coworkers. I want to shake them & scream "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!"
I'm usually pretty neutral about time changes, but this one has me all frazzled. I'm already a terrible mess lately and now my body is confused about what time it is.
November 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I'm usually pretty neutral about time changes, but this one has me all frazzled. I'm already a terrible mess lately and now my body is confused about what time it is.
In X-Men 2, Bobby's family seemed surprised to see Logan & company when they came home, but later there's a shot of their car parked behind the mutant's car. Right in front of their house. They should've *at least* walked in theorizing why there's a strange car in their driveway.
October 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
In X-Men 2, Bobby's family seemed surprised to see Logan & company when they came home, but later there's a shot of their car parked behind the mutant's car. Right in front of their house. They should've *at least* walked in theorizing why there's a strange car in their driveway.
"Your package was delivered. It was handed directly to a resident. Signed by: Door"
My door is signing for packages now apparently.
My door is signing for packages now apparently.
October 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
"Your package was delivered. It was handed directly to a resident. Signed by: Door"
My door is signing for packages now apparently.
My door is signing for packages now apparently.
Started a Letterboxd account this year, then 11 days into January, I forgot about it. Today I suddenly remembered it, so I avoided my other tasks by adding all the movies I've seen so far this year. About 150? I can't seem to add TV shows, so it's not a full picture of my viewing habits but anyway.
August 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Started a Letterboxd account this year, then 11 days into January, I forgot about it. Today I suddenly remembered it, so I avoided my other tasks by adding all the movies I've seen so far this year. About 150? I can't seem to add TV shows, so it's not a full picture of my viewing habits but anyway.
I successfully found my hair stylist and have an appointment today! I know everyone was wondering 😆
August 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I successfully found my hair stylist and have an appointment today! I know everyone was wondering 😆
The little gasp Obi-Wan made right before Qui-Gon was stabbed, almost like he could sense it was about to happen 🥺
July 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The little gasp Obi-Wan made right before Qui-Gon was stabbed, almost like he could sense it was about to happen 🥺
Just found out my hair stylist left the salon she worked at. I'm devastated. I only have her first name, no idea if she went somewhere else. I'd been cutting my own hair for years & this year I decided to go back to getting it cut professionally. It's been looking SOOO good 😭 JEN, WHERE ARE YOU??
July 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Just found out my hair stylist left the salon she worked at. I'm devastated. I only have her first name, no idea if she went somewhere else. I'd been cutting my own hair for years & this year I decided to go back to getting it cut professionally. It's been looking SOOO good 😭 JEN, WHERE ARE YOU??
If I completely lose my mind, I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs.
July 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
If I completely lose my mind, I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs.
Happy Obnoxiously Loud Neighbors Day.
I think someone on my street has a literal cannon.
I think someone on my street has a literal cannon.
July 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Happy Obnoxiously Loud Neighbors Day.
I think someone on my street has a literal cannon.
I think someone on my street has a literal cannon.
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Been going gentle into that good night, might fuck around later and rage rage against the dying of the light
June 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Been going gentle into that good night, might fuck around later and rage rage against the dying of the light
Spoilers maybe?? Finished the #Ironheart finale (which I didn't know was so soon - only 6 eps?!) Anyway, overall I enjoyed it. Loved the crime team, loved Zelma, loved Riri's mom, wasn't crazy about the N.A.T.A.L.I.E AI storyline at times (it was just... odd? Important obviously but a bit grating)
July 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Spoilers maybe?? Finished the #Ironheart finale (which I didn't know was so soon - only 6 eps?!) Anyway, overall I enjoyed it. Loved the crime team, loved Zelma, loved Riri's mom, wasn't crazy about the N.A.T.A.L.I.E AI storyline at times (it was just... odd? Important obviously but a bit grating)
I always read "ICYMI" in my head as "I see what you mean"
June 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I always read "ICYMI" in my head as "I see what you mean"
There's a yappy dog barking NON-STOP somewhere on my street and normally noises don't bother me when I'm trying to go to sleep but swear to God I'm going to have a panic attack that dog needs to STOP
June 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
There's a yappy dog barking NON-STOP somewhere on my street and normally noises don't bother me when I'm trying to go to sleep but swear to God I'm going to have a panic attack that dog needs to STOP
Forever wishing they didn't devote 2 eps of The Book of Boba Fett to The Mandalorian. Not only does it make it confusing to go directly from Mandalorian S2 to S3, but it takes so much away from Boba Fett's storyline. They could've shown Boba training the rancor, given more "mod" content, etc...
May 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Forever wishing they didn't devote 2 eps of The Book of Boba Fett to The Mandalorian. Not only does it make it confusing to go directly from Mandalorian S2 to S3, but it takes so much away from Boba Fett's storyline. They could've shown Boba training the rancor, given more "mod" content, etc...
Love #Andor, literally the best. However, the last arc (very last arc no more arcs) was...nothing actually happened outside the first 1.5 eps? & listen, #andorspoiler etc but I DESPISE what they did w/ Bix. I knew it was coming but I really hoped it wouldn't. But they just couldn't help it, right?
a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and eating a candy bar .
ALT: a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and eating a candy bar .
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May 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Love #Andor, literally the best. However, the last arc (very last arc no more arcs) was...nothing actually happened outside the first 1.5 eps? & listen, #andorspoiler etc but I DESPISE what they did w/ Bix. I knew it was coming but I really hoped it wouldn't. But they just couldn't help it, right?