One of the most disappointing things about the rise of AI is how far as a society we will go in the name of efficiency. Just slow down and fuck up, we’ll be fine.

Today, TikTok feels like the Get Out sunken place version of the algorithm - with a healthy dose of “There is no war in Ba Sing Se”

Nothing new refreshing on the app, just this last swipe cycling again and again. What a fitting end: frogtok imagining us together again in the next life.

10:54PM ET today, January 18, 2025. It seems I have ticked my last tock. Thank you for six years of community, TikTok.

Where’s the “follow everyone I follow on TikTok” button?

Hear me out: We just all don’t go to work tomorrow

Siri, I’m a leftist in 2024. Stop pretending you don’t know how to autocorrect “guillotine”.

Billionaires are immoral, unethical, and should not be celebrated. Even if they wrote your favorite breakup song.

Cleveland Orchestra out here equitably annoying patrons like a boss. Gotta respect the funky sandwich approach to traumatizing the traditionalists.

Nothing makes me scroll my FYP faster than a white man in front of an SM7B

Bluesky’s smiling at me,
Nothing but Bluesky do I see.
Blue birds not singing a song,
No more blue birds all day long.