Owlgirl on the branch outside the window, singing a sweet lullaby to her love, eepy within the walls
January 4, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Owlgirl on the branch outside the window, singing a sweet lullaby to her love, eepy within the walls
okay~! in spirit, but okay... in mood
January 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
okay~! in spirit, but okay... in mood
wholesome yuri clears
January 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
wholesome yuri clears
Catgirl who's really sad about not having more catnip
December 31, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Catgirl who's really sad about not having more catnip
do they call it plinko because your eyes go "plink, plink!" because you blink so infrequently while playing plinko your eyes make a "plink!" noise when you blink
December 30, 2024 at 6:41 AM
do they call it plinko because your eyes go "plink, plink!" because you blink so infrequently while playing plinko your eyes make a "plink!" noise when you blink
nobody knows what i'm wearing while im skeeting
December 27, 2024 at 8:34 PM
nobody knows what i'm wearing while im skeeting
the allegations include: unable to girlmode due to foreign espionage active in the area
December 26, 2024 at 10:14 PM
the allegations include: unable to girlmode due to foreign espionage active in the area
I love skirts. They’re so awesome. I loooooooove skirts :3 goooooo SKIRTS!
December 25, 2024 at 11:53 PM
I love skirts. They’re so awesome. I loooooooove skirts :3 goooooo SKIRTS!
you are hereby sentenced to 144 hours of active engagement with a conservative family gathering without possibility of parole. now get out of my sight
December 24, 2024 at 9:23 PM
you are hereby sentenced to 144 hours of active engagement with a conservative family gathering without possibility of parole. now get out of my sight
“I have bad service”
“You should fix that”
This is a bdsm joke
“You should fix that”
This is a bdsm joke
December 23, 2024 at 6:55 PM
“I have bad service”
“You should fix that”
This is a bdsm joke
“You should fix that”
This is a bdsm joke
One must imagine Sisyphus happ- (phone ringing) hold on gotta take this
Oh, hey Sisyphus, how you doing man?
Pretty shit? What happened man?
It fell again? Yeah that’s rough dude. Keep it rolling dude you got this.
Okay, see you later. (Hangs up)
Really miss the guy. Hope he makes it this time
Oh, hey Sisyphus, how you doing man?
Pretty shit? What happened man?
It fell again? Yeah that’s rough dude. Keep it rolling dude you got this.
Okay, see you later. (Hangs up)
Really miss the guy. Hope he makes it this time
December 22, 2024 at 9:19 AM
One must imagine Sisyphus happ- (phone ringing) hold on gotta take this
Oh, hey Sisyphus, how you doing man?
Pretty shit? What happened man?
It fell again? Yeah that’s rough dude. Keep it rolling dude you got this.
Okay, see you later. (Hangs up)
Really miss the guy. Hope he makes it this time
Oh, hey Sisyphus, how you doing man?
Pretty shit? What happened man?
It fell again? Yeah that’s rough dude. Keep it rolling dude you got this.
Okay, see you later. (Hangs up)
Really miss the guy. Hope he makes it this time
Fortnite ninja: I’m not seeing enough movement!
My partner: I’m moving in with my girlfriend :)
Fortnite ninja: guy spitting out his cereal
My partner: I’m moving in with my girlfriend :)
Fortnite ninja: guy spitting out his cereal
December 21, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Fortnite ninja: I’m not seeing enough movement!
My partner: I’m moving in with my girlfriend :)
Fortnite ninja: guy spitting out his cereal
My partner: I’m moving in with my girlfriend :)
Fortnite ninja: guy spitting out his cereal
redditor when wife murdered: nooo my heckin wiferinos!!
me when wife murdered: sobbing (too sad to say anything funny :()
me when wife murdered: sobbing (too sad to say anything funny :()
December 21, 2024 at 4:43 AM
redditor when wife murdered: nooo my heckin wiferinos!!
me when wife murdered: sobbing (too sad to say anything funny :()
me when wife murdered: sobbing (too sad to say anything funny :()
Technologically illiterate tgirl: (being hacked) I’m losing everything! D:
Hacker: (taking everything) I love ransomware
And then the hacker takes the tgirl’s estrogen (it’s part of everything) and they’re lesbians
Hacker: (taking everything) I love ransomware
And then the hacker takes the tgirl’s estrogen (it’s part of everything) and they’re lesbians
December 20, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Technologically illiterate tgirl: (being hacked) I’m losing everything! D:
Hacker: (taking everything) I love ransomware
And then the hacker takes the tgirl’s estrogen (it’s part of everything) and they’re lesbians
Hacker: (taking everything) I love ransomware
And then the hacker takes the tgirl’s estrogen (it’s part of everything) and they’re lesbians
okay. youve heard skeet. youve head i skame i skaw i skeeted. youve heard i skote. youve even heard skumming and skeampie. but have you heard... SKOATED?
December 20, 2024 at 12:08 AM
okay. youve heard skeet. youve head i skame i skaw i skeeted. youve heard i skote. youve even heard skumming and skeampie. but have you heard... SKOATED?
A picture of a place which no longer exists. Harrowing
December 19, 2024 at 9:25 AM
A picture of a place which no longer exists. Harrowing
Reposted by Lunu U. Ser
Laying in bed with my girlfriend, comfortably talking when I zone back in and she's talking about people who snoop: "They're all over my affairs..."
Me, looking at her with big, sad eyes: "You're having an affair..?"
Me, looking at her with big, sad eyes: "You're having an affair..?"
December 19, 2024 at 7:23 AM
Laying in bed with my girlfriend, comfortably talking when I zone back in and she's talking about people who snoop: "They're all over my affairs..."
Me, looking at her with big, sad eyes: "You're having an affair..?"
Me, looking at her with big, sad eyes: "You're having an affair..?"
Are there more stars or freaky sex things do you think. I’d say twenty bucks on freaky sex things there are a lot of those. We don’t even know most of them. Freaky sex things are unknowable in their scope
December 18, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Are there more stars or freaky sex things do you think. I’d say twenty bucks on freaky sex things there are a lot of those. We don’t even know most of them. Freaky sex things are unknowable in their scope
countries should have national stockpiles of estrogen so that trans women can plan awesome movie heists for the Great Estrogen Supply. in the movie a young inexperienced tgirl (20 yrs old, no hrt :() would date the wise sage twoman (21 yrs old, 1 year hrt :)) and they would do a heist to get her hrt
December 17, 2024 at 8:17 PM
countries should have national stockpiles of estrogen so that trans women can plan awesome movie heists for the Great Estrogen Supply. in the movie a young inexperienced tgirl (20 yrs old, no hrt :() would date the wise sage twoman (21 yrs old, 1 year hrt :)) and they would do a heist to get her hrt
water is drinkable to most
December 17, 2024 at 12:59 AM
water is drinkable to most