Lunar "Bulwark" Stridenholm
@lunarstride.bsky.social
This is Pilot Lunar and Legion 808, or Bulwark for short, comin' in heavy, Stand By for support. 28.
Hold love in your hearts or perish. Your call.
Sorta NSFW, but not super explicit. Very vulgar tho.
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No Minors allowed. At all. For their safety.
Hold love in your hearts or perish. Your call.
Sorta NSFW, but not super explicit. Very vulgar tho.
🔞
No Minors allowed. At all. For their safety.
Pinned
I'm still standing firm by this, Splatoon can and should, AT LEAST, do 2 additional spin-off games, a Salmonid focused game that expands on what goes on at Grizzco, and maybe fashion it like Space Marines 2's PVE Mission style stuff.
And an Animal Crossing style life sim where you can live-
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And an Animal Crossing style life sim where you can live-
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Yknow, being limited to pencil and paper does have advantages, but also disadvantages.
One advantage is that I can crank out a picture pretty quickly since I don't feel inclined to do heavy shading.
One disadvantage, every line erased makes the drawing more and more dirty, more ugly gray.
Ew.
One advantage is that I can crank out a picture pretty quickly since I don't feel inclined to do heavy shading.
One disadvantage, every line erased makes the drawing more and more dirty, more ugly gray.
Ew.
January 18, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Yknow, being limited to pencil and paper does have advantages, but also disadvantages.
One advantage is that I can crank out a picture pretty quickly since I don't feel inclined to do heavy shading.
One disadvantage, every line erased makes the drawing more and more dirty, more ugly gray.
Ew.
One advantage is that I can crank out a picture pretty quickly since I don't feel inclined to do heavy shading.
One disadvantage, every line erased makes the drawing more and more dirty, more ugly gray.
Ew.
Man, the DDOS pissed me off im playing Fortnite and just stimming hard as fuck on one of these damn Tower Tycoon shits.
Fuck y'all DDOSing garbage cans, may you never recieve any good drops and have your PC's implode on you you heretical assholes.
Fuck y'all DDOSing garbage cans, may you never recieve any good drops and have your PC's implode on you you heretical assholes.
January 18, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Man, the DDOS pissed me off im playing Fortnite and just stimming hard as fuck on one of these damn Tower Tycoon shits.
Fuck y'all DDOSing garbage cans, may you never recieve any good drops and have your PC's implode on you you heretical assholes.
Fuck y'all DDOSing garbage cans, may you never recieve any good drops and have your PC's implode on you you heretical assholes.
Objective updated:
Ram a nice, smooth and very nicely wrapped 500KG bomb up the asses of those who are still DDOSing FFXIV, and punt the balls of everyone maliciously AFKing into dust, because holy tittyfucking hell, LET ME PLAY YOU GODLESS WRETCHES!
Ram a nice, smooth and very nicely wrapped 500KG bomb up the asses of those who are still DDOSing FFXIV, and punt the balls of everyone maliciously AFKing into dust, because holy tittyfucking hell, LET ME PLAY YOU GODLESS WRETCHES!
January 18, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Objective updated:
Ram a nice, smooth and very nicely wrapped 500KG bomb up the asses of those who are still DDOSing FFXIV, and punt the balls of everyone maliciously AFKing into dust, because holy tittyfucking hell, LET ME PLAY YOU GODLESS WRETCHES!
Ram a nice, smooth and very nicely wrapped 500KG bomb up the asses of those who are still DDOSing FFXIV, and punt the balls of everyone maliciously AFKing into dust, because holy tittyfucking hell, LET ME PLAY YOU GODLESS WRETCHES!
Reposted by Lunar "Bulwark" Stridenholm
January 18, 2026 at 3:22 AM
In order:
Two people boolin' out together.
Two Hrothgar men vibing peacefully.
A VERY, pretty Miqo'te woman in very nice looking armor.
A whole company, serving and staying together...and all with very nice glams (and some butts too).
Nice.
Two people boolin' out together.
Two Hrothgar men vibing peacefully.
A VERY, pretty Miqo'te woman in very nice looking armor.
A whole company, serving and staying together...and all with very nice glams (and some butts too).
Nice.
January 18, 2026 at 1:28 AM
In order:
Two people boolin' out together.
Two Hrothgar men vibing peacefully.
A VERY, pretty Miqo'te woman in very nice looking armor.
A whole company, serving and staying together...and all with very nice glams (and some butts too).
Nice.
Two people boolin' out together.
Two Hrothgar men vibing peacefully.
A VERY, pretty Miqo'te woman in very nice looking armor.
A whole company, serving and staying together...and all with very nice glams (and some butts too).
Nice.
Guys @sammieweiss.bsky.social is making me grind out my first Relic Weapon, help me Un-Vesperia his Tales Of.
January 17, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Guys @sammieweiss.bsky.social is making me grind out my first Relic Weapon, help me Un-Vesperia his Tales Of.
The creature is in your walls. Its eating all your insulation.
Before I pass out, I bit the back of my tongue and let this creature loose somewhere in your house.
Good luck.
Good luck.
January 17, 2026 at 9:18 AM
The creature is in your walls. Its eating all your insulation.
Hey @hopefuldream.bsky.social, I dont mean to bother you but I saw you follow me on Twitter, and imma just say please don't, that place isn't worth anything and all you'd likely see is unsavory things or whatnot and I dont wanna have that be the case. You're free to follow me here tho, or dont.
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January 17, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Hey @hopefuldream.bsky.social, I dont mean to bother you but I saw you follow me on Twitter, and imma just say please don't, that place isn't worth anything and all you'd likely see is unsavory things or whatnot and I dont wanna have that be the case. You're free to follow me here tho, or dont.
Bro this face
This can fix me.
This can fix me.
January 17, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Bro this face
This can fix me.
This can fix me.
*inside the Alexander fight*
"Wow Lana this sure is wild and fun, wheee, this is fun Lana- Lana? Uh..."
(Lana was sunned and owned by @sammieweiss.bsky.social)
"Wow Lana this sure is wild and fun, wheee, this is fun Lana- Lana? Uh..."
(Lana was sunned and owned by @sammieweiss.bsky.social)
January 17, 2026 at 7:49 AM
*inside the Alexander fight*
"Wow Lana this sure is wild and fun, wheee, this is fun Lana- Lana? Uh..."
(Lana was sunned and owned by @sammieweiss.bsky.social)
"Wow Lana this sure is wild and fun, wheee, this is fun Lana- Lana? Uh..."
(Lana was sunned and owned by @sammieweiss.bsky.social)
Also family sent me late Christmas gifts and now I have a Griddle, and most importantly, A WAFFLE IRON!
Top that off with my air fryer and now I can make mad breakfast with sausage, eggs and WAFFLES!
In a time where my main burner is on the fritz, this is helpful as fuck.
Top that off with my air fryer and now I can make mad breakfast with sausage, eggs and WAFFLES!
In a time where my main burner is on the fritz, this is helpful as fuck.
January 17, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Also family sent me late Christmas gifts and now I have a Griddle, and most importantly, A WAFFLE IRON!
Top that off with my air fryer and now I can make mad breakfast with sausage, eggs and WAFFLES!
In a time where my main burner is on the fritz, this is helpful as fuck.
Top that off with my air fryer and now I can make mad breakfast with sausage, eggs and WAFFLES!
In a time where my main burner is on the fritz, this is helpful as fuck.
My arm hurts, its cold out, sore on the back of my tongue still being a hoe, shit sucks but then I remember, I dont play League of Legends, I dont listen to Twitter about how bad MHWilds is, and most importantly, I had Hot Chocolate tonight.
My ass is winning way more than its losing, so im good.
My ass is winning way more than its losing, so im good.
a cartoon drawing of a blue and white fish
Alt: Holy fuck is that my boy Snom?!
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January 17, 2026 at 7:29 AM
My arm hurts, its cold out, sore on the back of my tongue still being a hoe, shit sucks but then I remember, I dont play League of Legends, I dont listen to Twitter about how bad MHWilds is, and most importantly, I had Hot Chocolate tonight.
My ass is winning way more than its losing, so im good.
My ass is winning way more than its losing, so im good.
Hey, Shitass, did you drink water today?
You did?
Oh okay cool, have a good one bucko.
You didn't?
Ah.
You did?
Oh okay cool, have a good one bucko.
You didn't?
Ah.
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January 17, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Hey, Shitass, did you drink water today?
You did?
Oh okay cool, have a good one bucko.
You didn't?
Ah.
You did?
Oh okay cool, have a good one bucko.
You didn't?
Ah.
Lyrhero's Marvel Rivals video has sent me beyond death because of how funny it is and how stupidly good his Spider-Man is.
January 17, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Lyrhero's Marvel Rivals video has sent me beyond death because of how funny it is and how stupidly good his Spider-Man is.
Had a weird stretch of dreaming where all I was was a featureless form of pitch black, big beaming purple eyes, effortlessly doing harm and terrifying damage, also weirdly calm and warm to innocent people.
It was weirdly nice, but definitely concerning if you think about it.
It was weirdly nice, but definitely concerning if you think about it.
January 16, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Had a weird stretch of dreaming where all I was was a featureless form of pitch black, big beaming purple eyes, effortlessly doing harm and terrifying damage, also weirdly calm and warm to innocent people.
It was weirdly nice, but definitely concerning if you think about it.
It was weirdly nice, but definitely concerning if you think about it.
Remember folks, start your day off with a good poop and your day will recieve a 15% increased chance of good things.
January 16, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Remember folks, start your day off with a good poop and your day will recieve a 15% increased chance of good things.
Oh boy I can't wait for this project in Blender to finish rendering, the client wanted this cone with future gen jiggle physics :D
"Yes my love, this will be amazing and nothing can go wrong!"
"Yes my love, this will be amazing and nothing can go wrong!"
January 16, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Oh boy I can't wait for this project in Blender to finish rendering, the client wanted this cone with future gen jiggle physics :D
"Yes my love, this will be amazing and nothing can go wrong!"
"Yes my love, this will be amazing and nothing can go wrong!"
Yo look at this car!
Car! :D
The real one will suplex the absolute fuck out of me and I will cu- be suplexed.
Car! :D
The real one will suplex the absolute fuck out of me and I will cu- be suplexed.
January 16, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Yo look at this car!
Car! :D
The real one will suplex the absolute fuck out of me and I will cu- be suplexed.
Car! :D
The real one will suplex the absolute fuck out of me and I will cu- be suplexed.
[YOU FURRY FUCKS WILL BE DELETED]
"Soooo, can I eat him now?"
[WAIT...WHAT?]
(Lana belongs to @sammieweiss.bsky.social and Lunar belongs to my fuckass)
"Soooo, can I eat him now?"
[WAIT...WHAT?]
(Lana belongs to @sammieweiss.bsky.social and Lunar belongs to my fuckass)
January 16, 2026 at 3:00 AM
[YOU FURRY FUCKS WILL BE DELETED]
"Soooo, can I eat him now?"
[WAIT...WHAT?]
(Lana belongs to @sammieweiss.bsky.social and Lunar belongs to my fuckass)
"Soooo, can I eat him now?"
[WAIT...WHAT?]
(Lana belongs to @sammieweiss.bsky.social and Lunar belongs to my fuckass)
Heheheheheheh, yeah buddy.
Not here, y'all don't get Peak Oki.
Not here, y'all don't get Peak Oki.
January 15, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Heheheheheheh, yeah buddy.
Not here, y'all don't get Peak Oki.
Not here, y'all don't get Peak Oki.
Made Hot Chocolate because its cold, tastes great.
Oh also wow the want for Delphox hugs is strong since they're warm and soft. Look at this one, she dancin' wit da Clefkey.
Oh also wow the want for Delphox hugs is strong since they're warm and soft. Look at this one, she dancin' wit da Clefkey.
two cartoon characters are dancing on a red carpet .
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January 15, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Made Hot Chocolate because its cold, tastes great.
Oh also wow the want for Delphox hugs is strong since they're warm and soft. Look at this one, she dancin' wit da Clefkey.
Oh also wow the want for Delphox hugs is strong since they're warm and soft. Look at this one, she dancin' wit da Clefkey.
Yknow, im glad not alot of people follow me, seeing whats happening to some people is honestly just fucked, if you're a fan of someone, you don't just get to expect them to give only you what you exactly want.
January 15, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Yknow, im glad not alot of people follow me, seeing whats happening to some people is honestly just fucked, if you're a fan of someone, you don't just get to expect them to give only you what you exactly want.
Yo people should follow me because fuck idk, just because.
Do I offer anything in turn?
No.
Do I draw?
Yeah.
Can you see?
No, go find it.
Am I funny?
Oh fuck no.
So why follow me?
Because I uh...wait what am I?
Oh yeah, better than AI, and I dont play League of Legends, so I also smell good.
Do I offer anything in turn?
No.
Do I draw?
Yeah.
Can you see?
No, go find it.
Am I funny?
Oh fuck no.
So why follow me?
Because I uh...wait what am I?
Oh yeah, better than AI, and I dont play League of Legends, so I also smell good.
January 15, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Yo people should follow me because fuck idk, just because.
Do I offer anything in turn?
No.
Do I draw?
Yeah.
Can you see?
No, go find it.
Am I funny?
Oh fuck no.
So why follow me?
Because I uh...wait what am I?
Oh yeah, better than AI, and I dont play League of Legends, so I also smell good.
Do I offer anything in turn?
No.
Do I draw?
Yeah.
Can you see?
No, go find it.
Am I funny?
Oh fuck no.
So why follow me?
Because I uh...wait what am I?
Oh yeah, better than AI, and I dont play League of Legends, so I also smell good.
Sneeze so hard the AT Lords all got staggered.
January 14, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Sneeze so hard the AT Lords all got staggered.