@lumpybrain.bsky.social
Erecting a Roman bidental on the toilet after a post drinking shit
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Erecting a Roman bidental on the toilet after a post drinking shit
As a California citizen I am proud to have suffered through the 60 hour SorosBus ride to vote for Mr. Mamdani
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
As a California citizen I am proud to have suffered through the 60 hour SorosBus ride to vote for Mr. Mamdani
That shit video was fucking epic sir! If you ever need someone to supply more, the ABDL community is at your command! 🤣🤣😁👍
October 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
That shit video was fucking epic sir! If you ever need someone to supply more, the ABDL community is at your command! 🤣🤣😁👍
How is no one freaking out at the reveal the united states military has access to Joe Dirt shit bomb technology
October 19, 2025 at 5:54 AM
How is no one freaking out at the reveal the united states military has access to Joe Dirt shit bomb technology
President DJT stands for President DJonTron
October 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
President DJT stands for President DJonTron
President Trump Thrills American Public with Giant Shit Bomb from Giant Shit Plane Gifted by Qatari Royal Family but Stupid Leftoid Idiots Ask, Dumbly "Do We Think He Should Shit on and Kill Us Question Mark?" in a Wild Swing at American Unity
October 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
President Trump Thrills American Public with Giant Shit Bomb from Giant Shit Plane Gifted by Qatari Royal Family but Stupid Leftoid Idiots Ask, Dumbly "Do We Think He Should Shit on and Kill Us Question Mark?" in a Wild Swing at American Unity
I can't smoke weed unless I'm swaddled in a weighted blanket with a good book and a documentary loaded up on Tubi -- and oh, I lied about the marijuana 😉
October 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I can't smoke weed unless I'm swaddled in a weighted blanket with a good book and a documentary loaded up on Tubi -- and oh, I lied about the marijuana 😉
Democrats at a loss for how to recreate the supportive upswell caused by Mamdani's newest campaign "I Don't Want to Kill You Personally"
October 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Democrats at a loss for how to recreate the supportive upswell caused by Mamdani's newest campaign "I Don't Want to Kill You Personally"
Did that banana peel I taped to Mitch McConnel's 117th identical loafer come good yet
October 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Did that banana peel I taped to Mitch McConnel's 117th identical loafer come good yet
Fat Nick Wilde
October 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Fat Nick Wilde
Me: *blushes* Nooo, I don't know where he weeeent.
Suspiciously recursion shaped bulge in my tummy: *blushes* Nooo, I don't know where he weeeent.
Suspiciously recursion shaped bulge in my tummy: *blushes* Nooo, I don't know where he weeeent.
October 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Me: *blushes* Nooo, I don't know where he weeeent.
Suspiciously recursion shaped bulge in my tummy: *blushes* Nooo, I don't know where he weeeent.
Suspiciously recursion shaped bulge in my tummy: *blushes* Nooo, I don't know where he weeeent.
I think Sora would hurt any number of ICE agents to get to Kingdom Hearts
October 11, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I think Sora would hurt any number of ICE agents to get to Kingdom Hearts
I'm like if the sky gbing blue before it was the right thing to do; should know what to do to stop that but instead you get me
October 11, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I'm like if the sky gbing blue before it was the right thing to do; should know what to do to stop that but instead you get me
I'm like if you made a guy be on Bluesky without telling him the sky ain't blue all the time
October 11, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I'm like if you made a guy be on Bluesky without telling him the sky ain't blue all the time
The term political violence is almost contentless. The decision to attribute resources in any given direction, AKA politics, is violent
October 11, 2025 at 9:35 AM
The term political violence is almost contentless. The decision to attribute resources in any given direction, AKA politics, is violent
Gum gum gum gum
October 11, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Gum gum gum gum
Bunker buster? I'll bust anywhere, bunks, cots, beds whatever!
October 11, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Bunker buster? I'll bust anywhere, bunks, cots, beds whatever!
Stephen Miller like when a normal guy says hmm gonna be evil today!!
October 11, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Stephen Miller like when a normal guy says hmm gonna be evil today!!
Joke post:
In the wake of conservative administration using agentic AI platforms to identify more unprotected lamb throats, democrats respond
In the wake of conservative administration using agentic AI platforms to identify more unprotected lamb throats, democrats respond
October 11, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Joke post:
In the wake of conservative administration using agentic AI platforms to identify more unprotected lamb throats, democrats respond
In the wake of conservative administration using agentic AI platforms to identify more unprotected lamb throats, democrats respond
Illegal ICE gestapo raids? I put that shit in my water bottle!! How did it learn to play WoW illegal style
October 11, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Illegal ICE gestapo raids? I put that shit in my water bottle!! How did it learn to play WoW illegal style
...but the hardest part in Scene It is that sometimes all of your friends are trying to get the answer right and if any of them do you get it wrong. No, you can keep your panties off, I think I'm almost done with the redstone
October 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
...but the hardest part in Scene It is that sometimes all of your friends are trying to get the answer right and if any of them do you get it wrong. No, you can keep your panties off, I think I'm almost done with the redstone
I've been trying to get into knitting but the grandma's on the neighborhood circle keep calling me a soyboy jewpilled ziocuck for eating Hebrew Franks
October 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I've been trying to get into knitting but the grandma's on the neighborhood circle keep calling me a soyboy jewpilled ziocuck for eating Hebrew Franks
Baseball was invented by big baseball as a way to sell more baseball
October 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Baseball was invented by big baseball as a way to sell more baseball
*smugly* Really large man I found on the street outside my house isn't aware of any pressing authoritarian crisis, and I think he's probably tall enough to be able to see if it was happening
October 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
*smugly* Really large man I found on the street outside my house isn't aware of any pressing authoritarian crisis, and I think he's probably tall enough to be able to see if it was happening