luke
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just here for the good views... and maybe more 😉😈😇
wew... so many cuties in the gym this morning 😍 y'all must be feeling guilty from stuffing your faces over thanksgiving... too bad it wasn't my stuffing that y'all were feasting on 🙊😅
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
wew... so many cuties in the gym this morning 😍 y'all must be feeling guilty from stuffing your faces over thanksgiving... too bad it wasn't my stuffing that y'all were feasting on 🙊😅
Day 1:
Sees an uncle use hairdryer A to dry his 🍆🍒 eeww 😳 avoids hairdryer A like the plague.
Day 2:
Uses hairdryer A to dry my hair... while doing that, remembers what happened on day 1 🤢 🤮 eewww...
Sees an uncle use hairdryer A to dry his 🍆🍒 eeww 😳 avoids hairdryer A like the plague.
Day 2:
Uses hairdryer A to dry my hair... while doing that, remembers what happened on day 1 🤢 🤮 eewww...
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Day 1:
Sees an uncle use hairdryer A to dry his 🍆🍒 eeww 😳 avoids hairdryer A like the plague.
Day 2:
Uses hairdryer A to dry my hair... while doing that, remembers what happened on day 1 🤢 🤮 eewww...
Sees an uncle use hairdryer A to dry his 🍆🍒 eeww 😳 avoids hairdryer A like the plague.
Day 2:
Uses hairdryer A to dry my hair... while doing that, remembers what happened on day 1 🤢 🤮 eewww...
👻 spooky music playing in the gym... still weird to workout to it. happy halloween 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 1:56 PM
👻 spooky music playing in the gym... still weird to workout to it. happy halloween 🎃
my gym started playing halloween music... imagine working out to scary music 👻
October 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
my gym started playing halloween music... imagine working out to scary music 👻
to the person who stole my socks in the gym, i hope you enjoy them...
next time please don't steal them... i'll happily sell them to you 🙊
next time please don't steal them... i'll happily sell them to you 🙊
September 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
to the person who stole my socks in the gym, i hope you enjoy them...
next time please don't steal them... i'll happily sell them to you 🙊
next time please don't steal them... i'll happily sell them to you 🙊
1 month of no gym and i lost 4kg... not sure if i'm happy or sad... 🤔 maybe i can be on those fat loss ads? 🤣 should i take from another angle?
August 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
1 month of no gym and i lost 4kg... not sure if i'm happy or sad... 🤔 maybe i can be on those fat loss ads? 🤣 should i take from another angle?
ooo... my gym crush/cutie spoke to me 🙈
granted, he asked me how many more sets, but still... i'll take that 🫠
granted, he asked me how many more sets, but still... i'll take that 🫠
August 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
ooo... my gym crush/cutie spoke to me 🙈
granted, he asked me how many more sets, but still... i'll take that 🫠
granted, he asked me how many more sets, but still... i'll take that 🫠
“People used to think I was a monster. And for a long time, I believed them. But after a while, you learn to ignore the names that people call you and you just trust who you are.” -Shrek
Happy pride month 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Happy pride month 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
June 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
“People used to think I was a monster. And for a long time, I believed them. But after a while, you learn to ignore the names that people call you and you just trust who you are.” -Shrek
Happy pride month 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Happy pride month 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
i think my back looks nice. i guess i am a beethoven? (背多分) 😂 if only the front looked as good 😮💨
June 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
i think my back looks nice. i guess i am a beethoven? (背多分) 😂 if only the front looked as good 😮💨
some say my legs are big... are they?
June 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
some say my legs are big... are they?
storytime 🧵:
had to see a doc as my 🍑 wasn't feeling so good. this time the doc was an older male. he asked me to lay on my side with my knees up to my chest. he then pulled my pants & underwear down 😳 he then applied lube to his finger & asked, have you done this before? 🤔😐
had to see a doc as my 🍑 wasn't feeling so good. this time the doc was an older male. he asked me to lay on my side with my knees up to my chest. he then pulled my pants & underwear down 😳 he then applied lube to his finger & asked, have you done this before? 🤔😐
May 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
storytime 🧵:
had to see a doc as my 🍑 wasn't feeling so good. this time the doc was an older male. he asked me to lay on my side with my knees up to my chest. he then pulled my pants & underwear down 😳 he then applied lube to his finger & asked, have you done this before? 🤔😐
had to see a doc as my 🍑 wasn't feeling so good. this time the doc was an older male. he asked me to lay on my side with my knees up to my chest. he then pulled my pants & underwear down 😳 he then applied lube to his finger & asked, have you done this before? 🤔😐
storytime: went for a little checkup. the doc was a youngish cute lady. was a bit shy when she started asking about my sexual history...
doc: have you ever been paid for sex?
me: no... (sheepishly) not recently...
doc: oh 🤓
me: oops, shouldnt have said that 😅
was totally judged... 🫣
to be continued
doc: have you ever been paid for sex?
me: no... (sheepishly) not recently...
doc: oh 🤓
me: oops, shouldnt have said that 😅
was totally judged... 🫣
to be continued
March 6, 2025 at 6:49 AM
storytime: went for a little checkup. the doc was a youngish cute lady. was a bit shy when she started asking about my sexual history...
doc: have you ever been paid for sex?
me: no... (sheepishly) not recently...
doc: oh 🤓
me: oops, shouldnt have said that 😅
was totally judged... 🫣
to be continued
doc: have you ever been paid for sex?
me: no... (sheepishly) not recently...
doc: oh 🤓
me: oops, shouldnt have said that 😅
was totally judged... 🫣
to be continued
cant believe i lost about 1kg after traveling to japan 😅
February 20, 2025 at 6:48 AM
cant believe i lost about 1kg after traveling to japan 😅
happy lunar new year to everyone who celebrates!! 🐍 🏮 🧧
January 29, 2025 at 6:13 AM
happy lunar new year to everyone who celebrates!! 🐍 🏮 🧧
going Japan next month. any recommendations?
January 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
going Japan next month. any recommendations?
🎄 merry christmas! any gifts for my christmas stocking? 🎁
December 24, 2024 at 5:14 PM
🎄 merry christmas! any gifts for my christmas stocking? 🎁
christmas is coming... what present are you gonna get me?
December 16, 2024 at 7:34 PM
christmas is coming... what present are you gonna get me?
Heard it's national cake day. Here's a cake 🎂 Happy hump day too 😘
November 27, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Heard it's national cake day. Here's a cake 🎂 Happy hump day too 😘
the weather is getting cold. i wanna soak in a nice hot bath. wanna join me?
November 26, 2024 at 6:28 PM
the weather is getting cold. i wanna soak in a nice hot bath. wanna join me?
👋 first post on here!
November 21, 2024 at 4:22 PM
👋 first post on here!