Lukas Rowland (he/them)
@lukasmtl.bsky.social
Writer, storyteller, massage therapist in MTL
Luromassage.com
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Fiercely anti-AI
Proud advocate of fat justice
Luromassage.com
Lukasrowland.com
Fiercely anti-AI
Proud advocate of fat justice
Pinned
Smaller acts of love – Luro Massage
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I have a Valentine’s promo going till Feb 16th: 50% off your next session! Ask about my pink peppermint lotion if you need extra hydration for your feet, tis the dry season 🩷
I love to-do lists until I get bored of them, but they do tend to come back around
July 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I love to-do lists until I get bored of them, but they do tend to come back around
Reposted by Lukas Rowland (he/them)
JKR funded the campaign group behind all this btw. This is why we beg you to stop engaging with Harry Potter media.
The UK Supreme Court has unanimously decided that the definition of sex under the Equality Act 2010 refers solely to biological sex, and does not include people with a Gender Recognition Certificate.
April 16, 2025 at 9:39 AM
JKR funded the campaign group behind all this btw. This is why we beg you to stop engaging with Harry Potter media.
I have a Valentine’s promo going till Feb 16th: 50% off your next session! Ask about my pink peppermint lotion if you need extra hydration for your feet, tis the dry season 🩷
Smaller acts of love – Luro Massage
luromassage.com
February 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I have a Valentine’s promo going till Feb 16th: 50% off your next session! Ask about my pink peppermint lotion if you need extra hydration for your feet, tis the dry season 🩷
It goo’ed on me
Gonna say goodbye to this confection today. It’s giving “wet and sugary Eye of Sauron”
January 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It goo’ed on me
I’m a fat massage therapist, and I’ve started a series of fat-friendly posts to get deep into the subject! Here’s my latest (TW: disordered eating, yo-yo dieting), and details on my promo ending January 31st!
Fat Tuesday #2: My fat story – Luro Massage
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January 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I’m a fat massage therapist, and I’ve started a series of fat-friendly posts to get deep into the subject! Here’s my latest (TW: disordered eating, yo-yo dieting), and details on my promo ending January 31st!
Gonna say goodbye to this confection today. It’s giving “wet and sugary Eye of Sauron”
January 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Gonna say goodbye to this confection today. It’s giving “wet and sugary Eye of Sauron”
Wanna hear me sing about Velveeta?
Confabulation | Food Fights | Lukas Rowland
YouTube video by Confabulation : Stories, true as we can tell them
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January 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Wanna hear me sing about Velveeta?
Oh look, another void to scream into
January 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Oh look, another void to scream into