@lukasarnold.bsky.social
For everyone with anxiety out there
You may think you’re awkward
But you’re not kill the pope on vibes alone awkward
Keep shining ✨
You may think you’re awkward
But you’re not kill the pope on vibes alone awkward
Keep shining ✨
April 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
For everyone with anxiety out there
You may think you’re awkward
But you’re not kill the pope on vibes alone awkward
Keep shining ✨
You may think you’re awkward
But you’re not kill the pope on vibes alone awkward
Keep shining ✨
The pope immediately after JD Vance left
April 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The pope immediately after JD Vance left
Bills gone soft
He used to be way more openly islamophobic
He used to be way more openly islamophobic
April 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Bills gone soft
He used to be way more openly islamophobic
He used to be way more openly islamophobic
How do you organize a library of sausages?
With the andouille decimal system
With the andouille decimal system
April 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
How do you organize a library of sausages?
With the andouille decimal system
With the andouille decimal system
Why hagrid got the Cracker Barrel ceiling??
March 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Why hagrid got the Cracker Barrel ceiling??
I missed my alarm this morning, woke up late, and I’m pretty annoyed at myself
But hey
I’m not Drake 👍🏻
But hey
I’m not Drake 👍🏻
February 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I missed my alarm this morning, woke up late, and I’m pretty annoyed at myself
But hey
I’m not Drake 👍🏻
But hey
I’m not Drake 👍🏻
People don’t know that Kesha is a lot like Zorro
She’s more than a person. She’s a symbol. And the mantle will live long through generations. Anyone can wield the hat
She’s more than a person. She’s a symbol. And the mantle will live long through generations. Anyone can wield the hat
January 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
People don’t know that Kesha is a lot like Zorro
She’s more than a person. She’s a symbol. And the mantle will live long through generations. Anyone can wield the hat
She’s more than a person. She’s a symbol. And the mantle will live long through generations. Anyone can wield the hat
Crazy story. I can predict the future but in options. Either the person reading this continues life as a doodoo head or they grab a ticket for mine and @johnfranklinn.bsky.social ‘s standup show in Brooklyn, TOMORROW 1/24 at 7! Wish I could tell the future better
www.brooklyncc.com/show-schedul...
www.brooklyncc.com/show-schedul...
Dude, I Love It - A Stand-Up Comedy Show — Brooklyn Comedy Collective (BCC)
Two friends, two different styles of comedy, and a guarantee that there will be something for everyone at this show. Tickets: $10 in Advance / $15 Day of Show
www.brooklyncc.com
January 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Crazy story. I can predict the future but in options. Either the person reading this continues life as a doodoo head or they grab a ticket for mine and @johnfranklinn.bsky.social ‘s standup show in Brooklyn, TOMORROW 1/24 at 7! Wish I could tell the future better
www.brooklyncc.com/show-schedul...
www.brooklyncc.com/show-schedul...
Elon doing that salute on Martin Luther king day is the most white-South African thing I’ve ever seen
January 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Elon doing that salute on Martin Luther king day is the most white-South African thing I’ve ever seen
When the train decides to stop between stations I think they should really consider the fact they’re keeping me from being able to pee
December 31, 2024 at 5:16 PM
When the train decides to stop between stations I think they should really consider the fact they’re keeping me from being able to pee
Hey Blue Sky, we got a banger for you NYE - Pennsylvanians come on out!!
LOW TICKET WARNING! @lukasarnold.bsky.social and I are co-headlining in Harrisburg PA on NYE! Get your 🎟️ now before they’re gone: www.eventbrite.com/e/nye-party-...
December 31, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Hey Blue Sky, we got a banger for you NYE - Pennsylvanians come on out!!