Lucy the Trixie
@lucyg.bsky.social
Here's to feeling good all the time
What would you do if I slithered into a crevice and you never saw me again
September 11, 2025 at 8:41 AM
What would you do if I slithered into a crevice and you never saw me again
Well well well. Bet you're all wishing you fucking listened to me now!
In 2025 it is more important than ever to say JeSuisCharlie
September 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Well well well. Bet you're all wishing you fucking listened to me now!
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Thinking about this
September 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Thinking about this
Im a gay slumlord. I have a proper tea empire
September 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Im a gay slumlord. I have a proper tea empire
You don't see kind gentlesirs winning the internet for today much these days
September 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
You don't see kind gentlesirs winning the internet for today much these days
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Never, next question
September 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Never, next question
Donald Trump died? Yeah, his freaking hair!
August 30, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Donald Trump died? Yeah, his freaking hair!
You can light a wick, put it out, and then light it again. But most things just burn once. Is this an oversight?
August 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
You can light a wick, put it out, and then light it again. But most things just burn once. Is this an oversight?
There are so many Tumblr posts (way more than you're thinking) about Tumblr users justifying their racism by saying they're autistic and like no posts of Tumblr users justifying their racism by saying they're autistic
August 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
There are so many Tumblr posts (way more than you're thinking) about Tumblr users justifying their racism by saying they're autistic and like no posts of Tumblr users justifying their racism by saying they're autistic
Pan frying gyoza and watching Burn Notice. Ain't this the life!
August 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Pan frying gyoza and watching Burn Notice. Ain't this the life!
If only there was a convenient way to connect with my friends on Threads, an Instagram app
August 21, 2025 at 9:24 AM
If only there was a convenient way to connect with my friends on Threads, an Instagram app
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The work continues! I was at today's ABC Radio Melbourne forum on the Suburban Rail Loop, and have managed to upload some photos of all the panelists, but crucially, have now changed Matthew Guy's Wikipedia photo from this to this:
August 19, 2025 at 11:04 AM
The work continues! I was at today's ABC Radio Melbourne forum on the Suburban Rail Loop, and have managed to upload some photos of all the panelists, but crucially, have now changed Matthew Guy's Wikipedia photo from this to this:
We ran out of yummy snacks and my wife saw a guy with six cookies and said "fuck this" with pure envy
August 17, 2025 at 11:18 AM
We ran out of yummy snacks and my wife saw a guy with six cookies and said "fuck this" with pure envy
Lowkey Im not even trans I'm just a temporarily embarrassed woman
August 16, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Lowkey Im not even trans I'm just a temporarily embarrassed woman
I got my jeans on, I got my shirt off, I got my lesbian pride dogtag dangling, I'm smoking weed. I'm GI. I'm long haired GI. I'm done with it all man. I'm sick of this damn Nixon man I'm voting mcgovern
August 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I got my jeans on, I got my shirt off, I got my lesbian pride dogtag dangling, I'm smoking weed. I'm GI. I'm long haired GI. I'm done with it all man. I'm sick of this damn Nixon man I'm voting mcgovern
Im straight up having fun rn
August 13, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Im straight up having fun rn
Y'all, white vegans are straight up not doing the work
August 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Y'all, white vegans are straight up not doing the work
Executives want you to have a degree and five years experience for a job they'll end up giving to a flowchart that can't spell. Pretty good!
August 8, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Executives want you to have a degree and five years experience for a job they'll end up giving to a flowchart that can't spell. Pretty good!
The Elder Scrolls Online features a non-binary character who — and I swear I'm not making this up — gets pissed if you read books. What did they mean by this?
August 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The Elder Scrolls Online features a non-binary character who — and I swear I'm not making this up — gets pissed if you read books. What did they mean by this?
Bad Tsar Good Boyars
August 3, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Bad Tsar Good Boyars
When you're young you think there are like 7 drugs, but it turns out that there are 50 — potentially even more
August 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
When you're young you think there are like 7 drugs, but it turns out that there are 50 — potentially even more
We stopped calling him Drumpf and he became President again. What the hell were we thinking?
July 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
We stopped calling him Drumpf and he became President again. What the hell were we thinking?
Perhaps they should call it "I Was Only #63"
July 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Perhaps they should call it "I Was Only #63"