Lucy Abbotts
@lucyabbotts.bsky.social
Words and humour. Not medicine but a tonic at least.
Wait till Zia Yusuf’s DOGE lookylikey gets its hands on this… oh.
February 3, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Wait till Zia Yusuf’s DOGE lookylikey gets its hands on this… oh.
‘Interplaying with the film’ is the new ‘talked all over the horrific dialogue’
February 2, 2026 at 11:33 PM
‘Interplaying with the film’ is the new ‘talked all over the horrific dialogue’
He plays dirty every time, is never called out for it and I’m glad this time it backfired. Wondering why spectators don’t love you whilst openly bending the rules is peak Djokovic.
February 1, 2026 at 12:52 PM
He plays dirty every time, is never called out for it and I’m glad this time it backfired. Wondering why spectators don’t love you whilst openly bending the rules is peak Djokovic.
You’d have thought someone was making Djokovic play against his will from the commentary.
February 1, 2026 at 11:50 AM
You’d have thought someone was making Djokovic play against his will from the commentary.
And they weren’t wrong either!!!! Amazing.
February 1, 2026 at 11:48 AM
And they weren’t wrong either!!!! Amazing.
Keeping a foot on each horse.
February 1, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Keeping a foot on each horse.
Tuned in to the #AustralianOpen during first set - #R5Live commentary is all ‘Djokovic looking unbeatable, this match is going to be over in double quick time’. Missed the second set, but set three is ‘yeah, Djokovic looks exhausted, we’re team Alcaraz’. Just kidding, love 5Live’s commentary.
February 1, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Tuned in to the #AustralianOpen during first set - #R5Live commentary is all ‘Djokovic looking unbeatable, this match is going to be over in double quick time’. Missed the second set, but set three is ‘yeah, Djokovic looks exhausted, we’re team Alcaraz’. Just kidding, love 5Live’s commentary.
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...they told her no, didn't they
January 31, 2026 at 11:51 PM
...they told her no, didn't they
‘… this Blob, is it in the room with you now - no, don’t answer that’.
February 1, 2026 at 12:23 AM
‘… this Blob, is it in the room with you now - no, don’t answer that’.
He’s investing in Trump’s head? This may not be the masterstroke he thinks it is.
January 31, 2026 at 9:33 PM
He’s investing in Trump’s head? This may not be the masterstroke he thinks it is.
The con artists could not have pulled the campaign off without willing, gullible, ignorant bigots backing them. Floating voters now saying ‘oh, we’ll give Reform a go’ as if they were a new kind of sweet underlines that the ignorance is all around us still.
decision.how
January 31, 2026 at 9:09 PM
The con artists could not have pulled the campaign off without willing, gullible, ignorant bigots backing them. Floating voters now saying ‘oh, we’ll give Reform a go’ as if they were a new kind of sweet underlines that the ignorance is all around us still.
Just bloody tragic. Parrots mindlessly repeating slogans, nothing any deeper.
January 31, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Just bloody tragic. Parrots mindlessly repeating slogans, nothing any deeper.
Frankly impressed that the sub-ed imagined that their readers (reading age of 9) will know what ‘pettifogging’ might be and will understand that using it the same sentence as a description of actual bodily harm is quite inappropriate.
January 31, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Frankly impressed that the sub-ed imagined that their readers (reading age of 9) will know what ‘pettifogging’ might be and will understand that using it the same sentence as a description of actual bodily harm is quite inappropriate.
Mark’s delivery and timing are sublime.
January 31, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Mark’s delivery and timing are sublime.
Is it a bit like pickle juice?
January 31, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Is it a bit like pickle juice?
but I always thought that I’d see you again, na na na nee na na na na nee.
January 31, 2026 at 4:37 PM
but I always thought that I’d see you again, na na na nee na na na na nee.
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JANE FONDA: “I know Don Lemon. My husband created CNN. And I will fight for their right to speak… they arrested the wrong Don. This is how autocrats act. We can’t fall for it.”
January 31, 2026 at 4:54 AM
JANE FONDA: “I know Don Lemon. My husband created CNN. And I will fight for their right to speak… they arrested the wrong Don. This is how autocrats act. We can’t fall for it.”
Did they miss the last 6 years? Here’s @privateeyenews.bsky.social saluting Boris Johnson’s much-vaunted deal in September 2020.
January 31, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Did they miss the last 6 years? Here’s @privateeyenews.bsky.social saluting Boris Johnson’s much-vaunted deal in September 2020.
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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
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be careful out there guys I left two tickets to melania’s film in my car and someone broke in and left two more
January 29, 2026 at 10:49 PM
be careful out there guys I left two tickets to melania’s film in my car and someone broke in and left two more
My issue is as much with the fact that parents are often requiring their children to be complicit in a lie regarding absence. That is an equally poor lesson. #LBC #jamesobrien
January 30, 2026 at 12:41 PM
My issue is as much with the fact that parents are often requiring their children to be complicit in a lie regarding absence. That is an equally poor lesson. #LBC #jamesobrien