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Ი𐑼 𝔐. ℌ𝔞𝔰𝔢 Ი𐑼
@luckiestrabbit.bsky.social
"I just want a normal life! Is that too much to ask?"

||18+| NON LEWD||
||Male Muse
||Retired? Hitman
||MUN IS 29]

||Expect Violence, Dark topics, Mature themes, and Foul language.
||Semi-literate|Literate
Pinned
"Y-yeah... But I..."

He really didn't think this through.

"Listen lady, I know what this place can do and I ain't gonna lose access to coming here. So get used to seeing me."
“You realize the In-Between Theater is not big compared to the normal theaters humans have, correct?”
"and maybe I just happened upon this place multiple ti-"

Fuck it, he's running away... Deeper into the Theater
January 10, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Morni- afternoon everyone...
January 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
xandr

I have been working so hard on getting drawings done for this guy... i have 12 PKMNMD style reaction images drawn for him
January 10, 2026 at 6:05 AM
"and maybe I just happened upon this place multiple ti-"

Fuck it, he's running away... Deeper into the Theater
January 10, 2026 at 5:00 AM
"Sssshit... uh... Would you believe I'm really good at getting lost?"
“...This isn’t the first time you’ve entered the room with me and two other Host Computers....”
"Uh... I'm lost Miss... I dunno how I got here."

He's trying to feign innocence. he does look young but something isn't right
January 10, 2026 at 4:51 AM
"Uh... I'm lost Miss... I dunno how I got here."

He's trying to feign innocence. he does look young but something isn't right
January 10, 2026 at 4:43 AM
*Backing away slowly*
January 10, 2026 at 4:20 AM
xandr

So... I SHOULDN'T bring up MySpace?
January 10, 2026 at 3:22 AM
there's a smirk growing over the rabbit's face.

"wimp... valid but still."

Shut up Hase...
“Yeah I changed my mind”
"oh... oh yeah... most definitely. This wood is about as hard as iron... we can NOT do this if you don't wanna."
January 10, 2026 at 2:55 AM
"oh... oh yeah... most definitely. This wood is about as hard as iron... we can NOT do this if you don't wanna."
“Will it hurt?”
"I think it'll be ready when you get back. oh... Uh, it's made out of Ipe... is that okay?"
January 10, 2026 at 2:49 AM
xandr

I think I need a drink after that one...
Rider

Skype... or worse. Fanfiction.net
blade

Lemme tell you about...

Wait for it...

Mastodon... (nobody fcking uses it lol)
January 10, 2026 at 2:42 AM
"I think it'll be ready when you get back. oh... Uh, it's made out of Ipe... is that okay?"
“Perfect let me know when you’re ready then I’ll go get Sue”
"huh... I've never seen a fusion... I'm down!"
January 10, 2026 at 2:40 AM
"I wouldn't call it a failure. I can think of at least 12 peop- I mean 'things' I could use it for..."
Putting her goggles on, she would use a dropper and squeeze two drops of liquid on a small leaf. The drops eating through the leaf... then the table... and the floor.

❝. . . Well... that's a failure.❞
January 10, 2026 at 2:26 AM
"huh... I've never seen a fusion... I'm down!"
January 10, 2026 at 2:23 AM
xandr

Real talk... Cup noodles with hot sauce is amazing...
January 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
"Cue? who's that?"
“Want to try and break it against Cue?”
Builds a chair...

"alright... Who can I break this against?"

Why build a chair just to break it?
January 10, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Builds a chair...

"alright... Who can I break this against?"

Why build a chair just to break it?
January 10, 2026 at 2:15 AM
"Technically it has all the fixings to be a soup... But IT'S FUCKING RAW!"

he tried a Gordon Ramsay impression... Keyword 'tried'
"...Dumb question but..."

"...The ocean's a soup, right?"
January 10, 2026 at 2:03 AM
xandr

I did this on the old account... But this is me. Once you get to know me the 'LEGENDARY DUMBASS' thing will make sense.
January 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
🎼 He comes right back at ya! He comes right back at ya! Give it all that you've got, Take your very best shot He'll send it right back at ya for sure!🎵
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🎵 Kirby Kirby Kirby that's the name you should know! Kirby Kirby Kirby he's the star of the show! He's more than you think he's got MAXIMUM PINK! Kirby Kirby Kirby's the one! 🎵
January 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Xandr

I wanna see a Prince Fluff account...
January 9, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Xandr

Look at this fuckin' nerd! HA!

*Looking in a mirror*

Oh, hi everyone.
January 9, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Xandr

Brain no longer functioning... Guess I'll do the rest of my pinned tomorr-

Later today...
January 9, 2026 at 7:07 AM
xandr

Okay... That looks WAY better.
January 9, 2026 at 5:59 AM
"I got a lot in common with the Mario brother guys. I jump really fucking high and I wield a big ass hammer."
January 9, 2026 at 5:45 AM