This is not a wrestling event.
This is an art event with wrestling as art.
Come to the FREE January First Friday Gallery Opening at Harrison Center for improvisational combat theatre in the round.
Friday January 3 6pm
Harrison Center
1505 N Delaware St
Indianapolis, IN 46202

Ya know, I'm genuinely surprised I've never picked up smoking as a habit considering all the stress I usually get. I make up for it by being a crippling gambling addict.

Was at a strip club like a month ago and I got a dance. Afterwards, the DJ/bouncer asked me to request a song. And I was so out of it, the only band I could think of was Killswitch Engaged. Saw a dancer throw ass to End of Heartache that night.

Just remembered it's that time of year where people are coming in from all over and I just wanna say I am available for #RentABoyfriend services to help make the family holidays much more fun. (Or awkward.)

My toxic trait is I can look past a lot of red flags if someone is attractive enough.

Have you ever dreamed of being a pro wrestler, referee, or manager? Take the first step by attending the free New Era: Wrestling Academy Winter Open House on Friday, December 13 in Shelbyville. Minutes from Indianapolis and just off I74.

I'd say wrestling companies using AI generation for their media is the modern equivalent of shitty trashbag MS Paint flyers, but that would be an insult to shitty trashbag MS Paint flyers

Hey, bring the kids.

Or don't.
I hate kids.
I hate gifts.
I hate Christmas.

Bah hum-fuck off