Lucifer
@lucifur666.bsky.social
Professional scapegoat | Kicked out of Heaven for “creative differences” | Eternally unverified (thanks, God)
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Lucifer
@lucifur666.bsky.social
· Dec 2
I’m not evil guys..
Need for Speed 2016 is still satan tier
June 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Need for Speed 2016 is still satan tier
Reposted by Lucifer
December 1, 2024 at 10:44 PM
I stopped promoting sin a while back, y’all just love that shit so much it’s like a vacation for me
December 6, 2024 at 2:05 AM
I stopped promoting sin a while back, y’all just love that shit so much it’s like a vacation for me
I was planning on ridding the planet of your vile species, but you have shared your plushies. For that, I will spare you…and keep the green one.
December 5, 2024 at 7:10 PM
I was planning on ridding the planet of your vile species, but you have shared your plushies. For that, I will spare you…and keep the green one.
🛸 Hate to break it to you, but those “drones” are my demons stretching their wings 🪽
#nj #newjersey #drones #ufo #googleit
#nj #newjersey #drones #ufo #googleit
December 5, 2024 at 7:38 AM
🛸 Hate to break it to you, but those “drones” are my demons stretching their wings 🪽
#nj #newjersey #drones #ufo #googleit
#nj #newjersey #drones #ufo #googleit
Fell from Heaven ages ago, and somehow the rock bottom just keeps getting lower. Who designed this?
Oh wait, it was me.
Oh wait, it was me.
December 5, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Fell from Heaven ages ago, and somehow the rock bottom just keeps getting lower. Who designed this?
Oh wait, it was me.
Oh wait, it was me.
They say no rest for the wicked…it’s because Hell runs on espresso shots.
December 4, 2024 at 7:02 PM
They say no rest for the wicked…it’s because Hell runs on espresso shots.
If you’re scared of death, just remember: Life’s the one that’s been kicking you around like an unpaid intern.
December 3, 2024 at 6:45 PM
If you’re scared of death, just remember: Life’s the one that’s been kicking you around like an unpaid intern.
December 3, 2024 at 6:48 AM
God has angels..I’ve got terabyte download speeds and free will. Let’s see who wins this round. #thedevilwon
December 3, 2024 at 6:45 AM
God has angels..I’ve got terabyte download speeds and free will. Let’s see who wins this round. #thedevilwon
December 3, 2024 at 5:28 AM
December 3, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Monsters are real and they ARE under your bed.
I sent them to see if you’re doing okay. <3
I sent them to see if you’re doing okay. <3
December 3, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Monsters are real and they ARE under your bed.
I sent them to see if you’re doing okay. <3
I sent them to see if you’re doing okay. <3
Racism’s inefficient—hate everyone, it’s way more effective.
December 3, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Racism’s inefficient—hate everyone, it’s way more effective.
“It can’t get worse.”
Watch me.
Watch me.
December 3, 2024 at 2:58 AM
“It can’t get worse.”
Watch me.
Watch me.
Know your worth—because while you’re worthless to me, someone out there might think you’re a total treasure.
#devil #lucifur #evil #motivation
#devil #lucifur #evil #motivation
December 2, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Know your worth—because while you’re worthless to me, someone out there might think you’re a total treasure.
#devil #lucifur #evil #motivation
#devil #lucifur #evil #motivation
I’m the “Bad Guy” even though I punish the eternally wicked?!
This is starting to sound like a conspiracy..
This is starting to sound like a conspiracy..
December 2, 2024 at 6:21 AM
I’m the “Bad Guy” even though I punish the eternally wicked?!
This is starting to sound like a conspiracy..
This is starting to sound like a conspiracy..
I will send follower 666 a DM
December 2, 2024 at 5:56 AM
I will send follower 666 a DM
500 souls harvested. 🪽I truly can’t thank you all enough!
December 2, 2024 at 5:20 AM
500 souls harvested. 🪽I truly can’t thank you all enough!
God didn’t help you pass that test or get that job.
You did.
You did.
December 2, 2024 at 4:22 AM
God didn’t help you pass that test or get that job.
You did.
You did.
I thank each and every one of the 200 souls that I’ve harvested. Thank you for following.
December 2, 2024 at 3:22 AM
I thank each and every one of the 200 souls that I’ve harvested. Thank you for following.
If there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell, maybe the real question is:
why make the journey harder than it has to be?
#hesgotapoint #areallygoodpoint
why make the journey harder than it has to be?
#hesgotapoint #areallygoodpoint
December 2, 2024 at 2:27 AM
If there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell, maybe the real question is:
why make the journey harder than it has to be?
#hesgotapoint #areallygoodpoint
why make the journey harder than it has to be?
#hesgotapoint #areallygoodpoint
December 2, 2024 at 2:20 AM