Asked ChatGPT for an ad slogan to convince people to replace ketchup with gefilte fish as a condiment and it did not disappoint:

“Ketchup is for fries. Gefilte fish is for legends.”

Cheryl Hines is the biggest loser in the I Wanna Marry a Kennedy sweepstakes, which is no small feat.

Chipotle's queso is the greatest comeback story of our time.

What would we do without AI?

A quick guide to identifying characters in #Andor Season 2:

* Wearing earth tones: good guys
* Not wearing earth tones: space nazis

Here's the Sab-tastic stoner rock playlist I made for the drive down to the desert a couple of weeks ago. More indica than sativa. Shuffle for best results.
open.spotify.com/playlist/6wy...

RIP #Blondie 's Clem Burke, one of the greatest to ever beat the skins. Almost named a kid after him but his mother intervened. This intro is his most iconic but he put his disciplined but explosive, mop-topped signature on every song he played. Never to be replaced.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU3-...

If society as we know it is going to be viciously gutted by wanton maniacs can we at least have the Husker Du catalog remastered?

Did we really think any part of this was figurative?