Luce
@lucejuice.bsky.social
Mid 20s • poly • furry • he/it • ΘΔ • 📌 MD
I write about fatfurs for therapeutic purposes
Evil tags: #LuceTMI #healthplay • ΘΔ
My stories: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/lucejuice/
I write about fatfurs for therapeutic purposes
Evil tags: #LuceTMI #healthplay • ΘΔ
My stories: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/lucejuice/
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Luce
@lucejuice.bsky.social
· Oct 4
Size difference
You ever have a day where you know your job got their money's worth? Yeah 😭
November 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
You ever have a day where you know your job got their money's worth? Yeah 😭
You have to wonder how many members of this administration will walk out in handcuffs. (That goes for federal agents, too.)
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
You have to wonder how many members of this administration will walk out in handcuffs. (That goes for federal agents, too.)
What's the point of No Nut November if the balls don't get bigger 🤨
November 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
What's the point of No Nut November if the balls don't get bigger 🤨
D&D is such a fun group activity. Nothing gets me feeling closer to people than a good time role-playing and rolling dice together.
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
D&D is such a fun group activity. Nothing gets me feeling closer to people than a good time role-playing and rolling dice together.
Ate waaay too much before bed and now I'm bloated at work. I need coffee to survive but I might explode if I have it now 😵💫
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Ate waaay too much before bed and now I'm bloated at work. I need coffee to survive but I might explode if I have it now 😵💫
As the original inventor of bears (the irl animal), I am very excited to announce that a new bear variety will be dropping soon 🥳
My bioengineers are working very hard to make this happen. We're expecting to beta test these new bears in the spring
My bioengineers are working very hard to make this happen. We're expecting to beta test these new bears in the spring
November 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
As the original inventor of bears (the irl animal), I am very excited to announce that a new bear variety will be dropping soon 🥳
My bioengineers are working very hard to make this happen. We're expecting to beta test these new bears in the spring
My bioengineers are working very hard to make this happen. We're expecting to beta test these new bears in the spring
Coworker is talking about fitness right outside my door 💔
Anyway I can't wait to slam two big gyros for lunch :9
Anyway I can't wait to slam two big gyros for lunch :9
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Coworker is talking about fitness right outside my door 💔
Anyway I can't wait to slam two big gyros for lunch :9
Anyway I can't wait to slam two big gyros for lunch :9
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Been a pretty filling Dinovember so far…but i’m nowhere near done, so bring another plate, why don’tcha?💜
(🎨: @l-lockt.bsky.social, thanks again!!)
(🎨: @l-lockt.bsky.social, thanks again!!)
November 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Been a pretty filling Dinovember so far…but i’m nowhere near done, so bring another plate, why don’tcha?💜
(🎨: @l-lockt.bsky.social, thanks again!!)
(🎨: @l-lockt.bsky.social, thanks again!!)
Sharing one from the archives. It's been THREE years wisdom teeth free
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Sharing one from the archives. It's been THREE years wisdom teeth free
You ever see a fat guy and think "I want to stuff you until you explode"
Yeah me too
Yeah me too
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
You ever see a fat guy and think "I want to stuff you until you explode"
Yeah me too
Yeah me too
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You know what they say, bears have a big appetite, enough to eat you whole!
Comm for @lucejuice.bsky.social 🐻
Comm for @lucejuice.bsky.social 🐻
November 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
You know what they say, bears have a big appetite, enough to eat you whole!
Comm for @lucejuice.bsky.social 🐻
Comm for @lucejuice.bsky.social 🐻
TOBY, DROP ANOTHER CHAPTER AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
November 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
TOBY, DROP ANOTHER CHAPTER AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
Everything is happening at work and I drank too much coffee, so there's currently a Cat 5 hurricane in my stomach
I am going to perish
I am going to perish
October 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Everything is happening at work and I drank too much coffee, so there's currently a Cat 5 hurricane in my stomach
I am going to perish
I am going to perish
What's actually the point of those expensive Yeti and Stanley cups? They're not watertight, so you can't put them in your bag. Are they just meant to be aesthetic
October 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
What's actually the point of those expensive Yeti and Stanley cups? They're not watertight, so you can't put them in your bag. Are they just meant to be aesthetic
After a month of not riding buses that smell like piss, the smell is getting to be really irritating.
October 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
After a month of not riding buses that smell like piss, the smell is getting to be really irritating.
There's nothing more sad than watching a grown adult try and fullscreen a PowerPoint while screen sharing on Teams
October 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
There's nothing more sad than watching a grown adult try and fullscreen a PowerPoint while screen sharing on Teams
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*taps sign*
September 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
*taps sign*
When a poor person is suspected of fraud, the full might of the US government is brought down on them
When a rich person is reported for committing fraud in broad daylight, the government tells you to stop trauma dumping over it
When a rich person is reported for committing fraud in broad daylight, the government tells you to stop trauma dumping over it
October 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
When a poor person is suspected of fraud, the full might of the US government is brought down on them
When a rich person is reported for committing fraud in broad daylight, the government tells you to stop trauma dumping over it
When a rich person is reported for committing fraud in broad daylight, the government tells you to stop trauma dumping over it
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I forgot to post this comm I done for @baclofen.bsky.social ✨
October 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I forgot to post this comm I done for @baclofen.bsky.social ✨
Dentists are statistically the most evil medical professionals
September 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Dentists are statistically the most evil medical professionals
Family is over at my place today. Dunno if they're unperceptive or if they just decided not to question the picture frame with fatfur art on my desk....
September 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Family is over at my place today. Dunno if they're unperceptive or if they just decided not to question the picture frame with fatfur art on my desk....
Hour 36 of no food, let's go 🙏
September 18, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Hour 36 of no food, let's go 🙏
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werewolf epidemic but instead of being spread through bites it's spread through the air by belches and the longer one is a werewolf the more of a bloated monstrous gasbag one becomes
September 17, 2025 at 5:16 AM
werewolf epidemic but instead of being spread through bites it's spread through the air by belches and the longer one is a werewolf the more of a bloated monstrous gasbag one becomes