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Mike
@lpoolmike.bsky.social
📍 Liverpool, UK

X refugee in the UK 🏳️‍🌈

Passionate about politics,science, history, amphibians, horticulture, carnivorous plants, film (esp. horror) and LFC.
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Just a quick message to all the lady sexbots and OF performers that keep trying to follow me or are sending me DMs. Don’t waste your time loves #ontheotherbus
So what’s everyone’s bet on the Secret Traitor? #TheTraitors

For me?…
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January 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Thick frost out already here and the temperature is only going one way. Glad I went in the greenhouses and covered everything in fleece this afternoon #gardensky #plantsky
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January 2, 2026 at 9:40 PM
A horror movie from every year I've been alive
Day 28 - 2006 - Pan’s Labyrinth
#horror #horrorsky #moviechallenge #moviesky
January 2, 2026 at 4:09 PM
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
January 2, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:

Hi I am a ginger tabby called Rafa who ran under my owner’s foot as he went to step on the first step downstairs. The evasion manoeuvre he took made him fall down the stairs at some pace onto a tiled floor
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:

Hi I am the son who almost got whacked with a frying pan, for leaving the immersion on.

Irish people especially will know the meaning of this.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:

Hi, I'm a 2 litre pyrex jug which falls from a great height, directly onto a skull.
January 1, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Following The Night Manager second season opener, a piece of event television, with Mrs Brown’s Boys is certainly….. a choice
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January 1, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I have serious reservations that this is not to be taken seriously.
Don’t think I’ve ever had a blissful year my entire life
January 1, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Well the reds didn’t deliver but I reckon I delivered a slap up tea #LFC #YNWA #foodsky
January 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Narrator: They did in fact let Bernie down #LFC #YNWA
Don’t let Bernie down Reds #LFC #YNWA
January 1, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Fair play to Justin Devenny. One minute hes playing Elrond, King of the Elves, the next hes playing central midfield for Crystal Palace
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January 1, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Neil Mellor on audio commentary pretty convinced we should have had a pen there. Viewers agree? #LFC #YNWA
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January 1, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Don’t let Bernie down Reds #LFC #YNWA
January 1, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Prep for post football tea mostly done. Chinese chicken kebabs with peanut butter and coconut sauce and fried rice. Kebabs done ✅
#LFC #YNWA #foodsky
January 1, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Increasingly pissed off with Sky. Pay for Sky Sports PL and Football but not the full sports package and yet can’t watch us tonight still. More and more matches put on channels you need the full package for. Might just bin it off and save myself a packet #LFC #YNWA
January 1, 2026 at 4:24 PM
A horror movie from every year I've been alive
Day 27 - 2005 - The Descent
#horror #horrorsky #moviechallenge #moviesky
January 1, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Well that was just a wonderful finale and I’ve got to say it’s worth it just for the end credits alone. A piece of art in itself and the music choice is just…. [chef’s kiss gif]. Loved this series from the start, and I know I’ll be watching it back again very soon… #StrangerThings #heroes
David Bowie - "Heroes" (Official Video) [HD]
YouTube video by David Bowie
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January 1, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Caipirinha at 2am a good idea? Well I’ve got the Stranger Things finale to watch so we’ll find out..…. #StrangerThings
January 1, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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Who will stop the Piano Man's reign of terror?!
December 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
My neighbours 3 or 4 doors down clearly think their large back garden needs as many fireworks as Sefton Park.

God I’m getting old
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January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Bit of Jaws 2 on BBC4 to see in the New Year? That’ll do nicely
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December 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Like making love in a punt.

Fucking near water.
December 31, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Well it’s going to be a quiet New Year for me. Some TV and movies and maybe a sherry or two.

It’s been a mad rollercoaster of a year. Many highs and many lows.

Whatever you are doing be happy and safe and have a very Happy New Year!

Here’s hoping 2026 has more highs than lows…
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December 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Bloody pigeons have been nibbling my crocuses as they come up
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December 31, 2025 at 3:07 PM
A horror movie from every year I've been alive
Day 26 - 2004 - Saw
#horror #horrorsky #moviechallenge #moviesky
December 31, 2025 at 2:49 PM