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Mike
@lpoolmike.bsky.social
📍 Liverpool, UK

X refugee in the UK 🏳️‍🌈

Passionate about politics,science, history, amphibians, horticulture, carnivorous plants, film (esp. horror) and LFC.
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Just a quick message to all the lady sexbots and OF performers that keep trying to follow me or are sending me DMs. Don’t waste your time loves #ontheotherbus
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Glorious biblical bloodshed cloaked in cruel wit and draped in art deco. Price nails nefarious in a superbly eccentric Brit classic. Great tagline too. 1971
#horrorcommunity #horrorfamily #film #horrormovie #horrorfilm #horrorfan #classichorror #horroraddict #filmsky #horrorsky #mutantfam #horrorfam
January 4, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Some late night Christmas cake? Oh go on then… #foodsky #cakesky #bakesky
January 4, 2026 at 11:27 PM
So all that heavy snow has stuck and is now frozen. Hopefully I don’t need to go anywhere tomorrow. If I do I’m guessing it’s not going to be graceful, Torvill and Dean doing Bolero it won’t be
a man is walking down a sidewalk in the snow .
Alt: a man is walking down a sidewalk in the snow .
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January 4, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Homemade minestrone soup and a cheese toastie for tea as can’t be bothered lol
January 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
35 yard screamer. Of course it is #LFC #YNWA
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of an england sign
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of an england sign
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January 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Get in there you beauties!!! Get in Cody!! #LFC #YNWA
a soccer player wearing a red jersey that says standard chartered on it
Alt: a soccer player wearing a red jersey that says standard chartered on it
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January 4, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Get in there!! Another one for Florian #LFC #YNWA
a soccer player wearing a red jersey that says ' standard chartered ' on it
Alt: a soccer player wearing a red jersey that says ' standard chartered ' on it
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January 4, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Mark Schwarzer is happy. Harry Wilson is happy. I am not #LFC #YNWA
January 4, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Come on Reds. I can’t watch you and so I’m having to listen to Mark Schwarzer on 5Live. Reward my sacrifice with a win please #LFC #YNWW
a woman with her eyes closed and the words please do this for me above her
Alt: a woman with her eyes closed and the words please do this for me above her
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January 4, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Bird bath frozen solid…
a group of penguins are walking in the snow .
Alt: a group of penguins are walking in the snow .
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January 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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Apparently Venezuela has deep substrate foliated kalkite
a man in a white uniform stands in front of a star wars logo and says it 's bad luck venezuela
ALT: a man in a white uniform stands in front of a star wars logo and says it 's bad luck venezuela
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January 4, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Anyone know the reason for Hugo’s absence today? #LFC #YNWA
a picture of darth vader with the caption where is bro is he safe is he alright is she all right
Alt: a picture of darth vader with the caption where is bro is he safe is he alright is she all right
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January 4, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Drop someone SHOCKED 😱🖤⚡️
January 4, 2026 at 1:59 PM
A horror movie from every year I've been alive
Day 30 - 2008 - The Strangers
#horror #horrorsky #moviechallenge #moviesky
January 4, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Happening again today. Depending on the result/performance might be a blessing in disguise however I should have to option to watch given what I pay #LFC #YNWA
Increasingly pissed off with Sky. Pay for Sky Sports PL and Football but not the full sports package and yet can’t watch us tonight still. More and more matches put on channels you need the full package for. Might just bin it off and save myself a packet #LFC #YNWA
January 4, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Will never truly forgive Netflix for cancelling Mindhunter..
January 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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“The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.”

— Bertrand Russell
January 3, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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“They have no shame, do they?

They don't even bother to lie badly anymore.

I suppose that's the final humiliation.”
January 3, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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Laura Tingle with a bit of Australian understatement:
“It’s not really legal to nick someone else’s head of state.”
January 3, 2026 at 8:40 PM
This commentator on the Mali Tunisia AFCOM match clearly went to the Peter Drury school of football commentary
a man is covering his face with his hand and saying `` seriously '' .
Alt: a man is covering his face with his hand and saying `` seriously '' .
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January 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Waiting till Wednesday? Not on, BBC #TheTraitors
a woman is sitting at a desk with the words that 's not fair
Alt: a woman is sitting at a desk with the words that 's not fair
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January 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Loving Matthew’s knitwear #TheTraitors
January 3, 2026 at 8:39 PM
To be honest milking Jack doesn’t sound too bad to me at all #TheTraitors
a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
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January 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Hugo going well over the top there. Stupid #TheTraitors
Jim Carrey GIF
Alt: Jim Carrey GIF
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January 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Gianni Infantino is now frantically trying to find a designer to create the inaugural FIFA War Prize… #Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 6:03 PM