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Envoy From Greenland Offers to Meet Stephen Miller
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Envoy From Greenland Offers to Meet Stephen Miller
“He’d like to meet Mrs. Miller as well," a Greenlandic government spokesman said.
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January 12, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Envoy From Greenland Offers to Meet Stephen Miller
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June 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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April 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Houthis Send Friend Request to Hegseth’s Wife
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Houthis Send Friend Request to Hegseth’s Wife
The rebels said that they want to “stay in the loop."
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April 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Houthis Send Friend Request to Hegseth’s Wife
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April 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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March 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Trump Threatens to Deport Chickens Unless They Lower Price of Eggs
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Trump Threatens to Deport Chickens Unless They Lower Price of Eggs
“We are not going to be held ransom by some birds that are, quite frankly, disgusting,” he said.
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February 20, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Trump Threatens to Deport Chickens Unless They Lower Price of Eggs
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Trump Names Himself Principal Ballerina of Kennedy Center Ballet
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Trump Names Himself Principal Ballerina of Kennedy Center Ballet
Trump took to Truth Social to announce a purge of the company's ballerinas.
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February 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Trump Names Himself Principal Ballerina of Kennedy Center Ballet
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Musk’s Team Receiving High School Credit for Running Government
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Elon Musk’s Team Receiving High School Credit for Running Government
A sixteen-year-old was elated to learn that he would accrue class credits for serving as Secretary of the Treasury.
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February 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Musk’s Team Receiving High School Credit for Running Government
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