Lauren Parker
@lparkerpsys.bsky.social
School psychologist passionate about implementation science, SEL, and mental health. Believer in impossibilities.
Petition to move Mother’s Day to like, late September or something.
May 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Petition to move Mother’s Day to like, late September or something.
Yesterday a friend texted me that there was a shooter at FSU followed by “my girls are safe.” I checked in with her all day and then considered texting a different friend who was at VT to see if she had advice for my friend’s daughters abt experiencing a school shooting and omg what are we doing???
April 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Yesterday a friend texted me that there was a shooter at FSU followed by “my girls are safe.” I checked in with her all day and then considered texting a different friend who was at VT to see if she had advice for my friend’s daughters abt experiencing a school shooting and omg what are we doing???
I’m just saying, if kindergarteners can eat lunch at 10:30am so can I.
April 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I’m just saying, if kindergarteners can eat lunch at 10:30am so can I.
I’ve been listening to The Orphans of Davenport and it has occurred to me (much later in my career than it should have) that “Terman’s Termites” wasn’t a longitudinal study about outcomes for Gifted kids because he cared about outcomes for Gifted kids. It was about Eugenics.
March 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I’ve been listening to The Orphans of Davenport and it has occurred to me (much later in my career than it should have) that “Terman’s Termites” wasn’t a longitudinal study about outcomes for Gifted kids because he cared about outcomes for Gifted kids. It was about Eugenics.
How are we processing all of this?
March 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
How are we processing all of this?
Did you email your school psych friends about something weeks ago? Are they just now getting back to you? They probably went to #NASP2025 and just finished digging themselves out of the pile of referrals they got while they were gone. 🙃
March 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Did you email your school psych friends about something weeks ago? Are they just now getting back to you? They probably went to #NASP2025 and just finished digging themselves out of the pile of referrals they got while they were gone. 🙃
Reposted by Lauren Parker
We have heard of growing anxiety and concern among NASP members regarding the various executive orders issued by President Trump in the first month and a half of his second term, including the ongoing reports about a plan to dismantle the U.S. Department of Education.
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March 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
We have heard of growing anxiety and concern among NASP members regarding the various executive orders issued by President Trump in the first month and a half of his second term, including the ongoing reports about a plan to dismantle the U.S. Department of Education.
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Just so we’re clear: There is NO version of reality where dissolving the Department of Education isn’t a spectacularly bad idea. “But we’ll save money!” Oh right, because gutting education has always led to a stronger economy and a more successful country. My bad, my bad 🤡🤡
March 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Just so we’re clear: There is NO version of reality where dissolving the Department of Education isn’t a spectacularly bad idea. “But we’ll save money!” Oh right, because gutting education has always led to a stronger economy and a more successful country. My bad, my bad 🤡🤡
My son just finished his first PG baseball tournament and I have some thoughts. But I’m not trying to start drama online. But also, how are so many of the kids playing at 12u 6 ft tall?? I work at a middle school. I know what a 12yo looks like. 👀
March 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My son just finished his first PG baseball tournament and I have some thoughts. But I’m not trying to start drama online. But also, how are so many of the kids playing at 12u 6 ft tall?? I work at a middle school. I know what a 12yo looks like. 👀
I’ve officially shifted from French Cafe Music Playlist to Muse to get my reports done.
School Psych in Spring mode ✅
School Psych in Spring mode ✅
February 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I’ve officially shifted from French Cafe Music Playlist to Muse to get my reports done.
School Psych in Spring mode ✅
School Psych in Spring mode ✅
It’s been a 001 001 001 kind of day. #schoolpsychlife
January 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It’s been a 001 001 001 kind of day. #schoolpsychlife
When your teenager has missing assignments and you don’t know if it’s because they didn’t turn them in or if it’s because the teacher didn’t put the grade in yet and you never will
January 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
When your teenager has missing assignments and you don’t know if it’s because they didn’t turn them in or if it’s because the teacher didn’t put the grade in yet and you never will
If it’s snowing anywhere in Florida all of Florida should get a snow day because getting out of bed in this freezing rain is absolutely not fair. 😩
January 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
If it’s snowing anywhere in Florida all of Florida should get a snow day because getting out of bed in this freezing rain is absolutely not fair. 😩
I’ll be honest I don’t think this fortune cookie knows what I do for a living
January 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I’ll be honest I don’t think this fortune cookie knows what I do for a living
My New Year's resolution is to accept my limitations and accommodate them (as long as it's not interfering with functioning or whatever).
Today I have cleaning people at my house doing alllllll the things. Including organizing my kitchen and doing laundry. It's amazing 😭
Today I have cleaning people at my house doing alllllll the things. Including organizing my kitchen and doing laundry. It's amazing 😭
January 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My New Year's resolution is to accept my limitations and accommodate them (as long as it's not interfering with functioning or whatever).
Today I have cleaning people at my house doing alllllll the things. Including organizing my kitchen and doing laundry. It's amazing 😭
Today I have cleaning people at my house doing alllllll the things. Including organizing my kitchen and doing laundry. It's amazing 😭
I have thoroughly enjoyed watching my fellow Floridas try to figure out how to dress professionally during the current cold snap. We have no idea what we’re doing.
January 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I have thoroughly enjoyed watching my fellow Floridas try to figure out how to dress professionally during the current cold snap. We have no idea what we’re doing.
Just a Florida girl with the Sunday scaries watching everyone else getting excited for an extended break because of snow days while we have to start a day early because of hurricane days. 😢
a person looking out a window with blinds on
ALT: a person looking out a window with blinds on
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January 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Just a Florida girl with the Sunday scaries watching everyone else getting excited for an extended break because of snow days while we have to start a day early because of hurricane days. 😢
The absolute struggle of having a cleaning playlist full of songs I want to dance to and an empty(ish) house. The dance to cleaning ratio is not looking good for the laundry… 🤷🏻♀️ 💃🏻
December 29, 2024 at 8:48 PM
The absolute struggle of having a cleaning playlist full of songs I want to dance to and an empty(ish) house. The dance to cleaning ratio is not looking good for the laundry… 🤷🏻♀️ 💃🏻
You might work in a school if it’s almost winter break, you walk into the mailroom, and there is a fresh pack of Lysol wipes in everyone’s box. Stay healthy friends!
December 12, 2024 at 1:17 PM
You might work in a school if it’s almost winter break, you walk into the mailroom, and there is a fresh pack of Lysol wipes in everyone’s box. Stay healthy friends!
Friendly advice for interns or early career school psychs, practice looking at parents when you are in a meeting that requires a translater. Remember you are speaking to the parent, not the translater. Look at the parent when you are speaking to them and when the translater is translating for them.
December 10, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Friendly advice for interns or early career school psychs, practice looking at parents when you are in a meeting that requires a translater. Remember you are speaking to the parent, not the translater. Look at the parent when you are speaking to them and when the translater is translating for them.
Registered for #NASP25 today! I’ve been waiting for this one for years!! Seattle is one of my favorite places and I can’t wait to hang out with some of my favorite school psychs!! I know there are so many exclamation points in this post, but I’m really that excited!! 🤓😁
December 3, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Registered for #NASP25 today! I’ve been waiting for this one for years!! Seattle is one of my favorite places and I can’t wait to hang out with some of my favorite school psychs!! I know there are so many exclamation points in this post, but I’m really that excited!! 🤓😁
I had big plans to get ahead on reports over Thanksgiving break. Instead, I enjoyed every minute of the break with my family. Today, I went back to work and caught up on all of those reports.
Turns out keeping healthy work life boundaries is real (sometimes…😉).
Turns out keeping healthy work life boundaries is real (sometimes…😉).
December 3, 2024 at 4:22 AM
I had big plans to get ahead on reports over Thanksgiving break. Instead, I enjoyed every minute of the break with my family. Today, I went back to work and caught up on all of those reports.
Turns out keeping healthy work life boundaries is real (sometimes…😉).
Turns out keeping healthy work life boundaries is real (sometimes…😉).
Looking at my upcoming schedule and realizing Thanksgiving isn’t just a time to give thanks, but also to carbo load for the nonstop activities lined up for the rest of the year.
November 26, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Looking at my upcoming schedule and realizing Thanksgiving isn’t just a time to give thanks, but also to carbo load for the nonstop activities lined up for the rest of the year.
The absolute disappointment when you actually have to take a sick day the last week before a break. 😭
November 20, 2024 at 1:48 PM
The absolute disappointment when you actually have to take a sick day the last week before a break. 😭
Excited to be reconnecting with everyone again. Feeling that old Twitter energy and I’m here for it! 💜
November 20, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Excited to be reconnecting with everyone again. Feeling that old Twitter energy and I’m here for it! 💜