LowerBackPain_AkA_Jose_AkA_Mister 🎓
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Doing my part to dismantle white supremacy by building Black leaders and leaders of color. I'll never forgive y'all for voting for a pedo r*pist. 🖕
Me armchair-analyzing some sports data in order to justify guessing-for-money tomorrow:
"You outlying sack of SHIT..."
"You outlying sack of SHIT..."
two men are looking at something in a dark room with blue lights
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November 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Me armchair-analyzing some sports data in order to justify guessing-for-money tomorrow:
"You outlying sack of SHIT..."
"You outlying sack of SHIT..."
How long before I stop thinking about this guy every time I watch the Colts?
October 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
How long before I stop thinking about this guy every time I watch the Colts?
80s movies be like "here's a white guy with Johnny Bravo hair, sexually harassing multiple women in the workplace as his first introduction to the audience" and then you're like "aww yeah fuck this dude up" and then they're like "naw he's the hero WTF" and then you gotta just hope he dies
October 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
80s movies be like "here's a white guy with Johnny Bravo hair, sexually harassing multiple women in the workplace as his first introduction to the audience" and then you're like "aww yeah fuck this dude up" and then they're like "naw he's the hero WTF" and then you gotta just hope he dies
Counting or not counting caveman violence?
October 16, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Counting or not counting caveman violence?
Obviously someone finally told her to stfu and pretend to be fucking sad for a while, but we're all still thinking it, right?
October 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Obviously someone finally told her to stfu and pretend to be fucking sad for a while, but we're all still thinking it, right?
Hey guys, the Saudi Regime has invited me to teach 9th grade ELA to inner-city Riyadhi kids beginning immediately.
There are definitely moral concerns obviously but at what they've offered to pay me ($63k+bennies) I'd be crazy to turn it down. I have to think of my family🙏 🫶 ✌️
There are definitely moral concerns obviously but at what they've offered to pay me ($63k+bennies) I'd be crazy to turn it down. I have to think of my family🙏 🫶 ✌️
October 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Hey guys, the Saudi Regime has invited me to teach 9th grade ELA to inner-city Riyadhi kids beginning immediately.
There are definitely moral concerns obviously but at what they've offered to pay me ($63k+bennies) I'd be crazy to turn it down. I have to think of my family🙏 🫶 ✌️
There are definitely moral concerns obviously but at what they've offered to pay me ($63k+bennies) I'd be crazy to turn it down. I have to think of my family🙏 🫶 ✌️
Erika Kirk 20 days ago:
September 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Erika Kirk 20 days ago:
Pick *N* Roll? In THIS economy??
September 30, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Pick *N* Roll? In THIS economy??
Super Bowl PSA: please remember to make sure your subtitles are ON, because some MAGA are deaf and they can of course eat shit too
September 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Super Bowl PSA: please remember to make sure your subtitles are ON, because some MAGA are deaf and they can of course eat shit too
How do I dress for this?
September 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
How do I dress for this?
Looking good sir, not like you rubbed dogshit all over your face at all!
September 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Looking good sir, not like you rubbed dogshit all over your face at all!
I think Tylenol is about to cash in 💲💲💲
September 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I think Tylenol is about to cash in 💲💲💲
They Don't Care About Us (Remastered Version)
YouTube video by Michael Jackson - Topic
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September 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
This is NOT incompetence. NO WAY this was the best they could do.
They purposely made it this unbelievable as a means of testing how egregious they can be with their gaslighting, and still have MAGA froth in their defense. Fascism has taken hold, and they are now simply stress testing their limits
They purposely made it this unbelievable as a means of testing how egregious they can be with their gaslighting, and still have MAGA froth in their defense. Fascism has taken hold, and they are now simply stress testing their limits
September 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This is NOT incompetence. NO WAY this was the best they could do.
They purposely made it this unbelievable as a means of testing how egregious they can be with their gaslighting, and still have MAGA froth in their defense. Fascism has taken hold, and they are now simply stress testing their limits
They purposely made it this unbelievable as a means of testing how egregious they can be with their gaslighting, and still have MAGA froth in their defense. Fascism has taken hold, and they are now simply stress testing their limits
So they tried to contact my job for making fun of the Throat Goat Charlie Kirk ™️, but they didn't realize I'm my own boss LMAO
But apparently "some of it was admittedly pretty harsh" so I still got fired this is some bullshit 😔
But apparently "some of it was admittedly pretty harsh" so I still got fired this is some bullshit 😔
September 16, 2025 at 11:54 AM
So they tried to contact my job for making fun of the Throat Goat Charlie Kirk ™️, but they didn't realize I'm my own boss LMAO
But apparently "some of it was admittedly pretty harsh" so I still got fired this is some bullshit 😔
But apparently "some of it was admittedly pretty harsh" so I still got fired this is some bullshit 😔
I think I've come up with a compromise we can all agree on
September 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I think I've come up with a compromise we can all agree on
Talk about your debates, talk about your Leviticus 20:13... JONES 20:13 SAYS I JUST MOURNED YOUR ASS!
*glass shatters*
*glass shatters*
September 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Talk about your debates, talk about your Leviticus 20:13... JONES 20:13 SAYS I JUST MOURNED YOUR ASS!
*glass shatters*
*glass shatters*
Why am I such a tab SLUT?? I'm closing everything on my work comp so I can just start fresh and it's like...
Clearly I'll just open any ol' tab at any time, open every doc in a folder who gives a fuck, windows and windows, each with a particular set of tabs, windows with one tab, it's fuckin gross
Clearly I'll just open any ol' tab at any time, open every doc in a folder who gives a fuck, windows and windows, each with a particular set of tabs, windows with one tab, it's fuckin gross
September 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Why am I such a tab SLUT?? I'm closing everything on my work comp so I can just start fresh and it's like...
Clearly I'll just open any ol' tab at any time, open every doc in a folder who gives a fuck, windows and windows, each with a particular set of tabs, windows with one tab, it's fuckin gross
Clearly I'll just open any ol' tab at any time, open every doc in a folder who gives a fuck, windows and windows, each with a particular set of tabs, windows with one tab, it's fuckin gross
We actually are day-to-day for real at this point, so you guys wanna just do it again tonight??
a group of men are standing next to each other in a room and talking .
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August 31, 2025 at 2:21 AM
We actually are day-to-day for real at this point, so you guys wanna just do it again tonight??
This the signal I'm waiting for...
August 30, 2025 at 6:23 AM
This the signal I'm waiting for...
Homer Simpson when he gets to McDonald's at 10:31 AM
August 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Homer Simpson when he gets to McDonald's at 10:31 AM
Texas teachers- they didn't say WHICH commandments!
August 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Texas teachers- they didn't say WHICH commandments!
You DON'T season, you ALL crackers, you ain't BARREL
August 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
You DON'T season, you ALL crackers, you ain't BARREL
*beat drops out*
🎶I once got baptized in a Cracker Barrel parking lot🎶
*Crowd screams*
🎶 I'm saved, see... 🎶
🎶I once got baptized in a Cracker Barrel parking lot🎶
*Crowd screams*
🎶 I'm saved, see... 🎶
August 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
*beat drops out*
🎶I once got baptized in a Cracker Barrel parking lot🎶
*Crowd screams*
🎶 I'm saved, see... 🎶
🎶I once got baptized in a Cracker Barrel parking lot🎶
*Crowd screams*
🎶 I'm saved, see... 🎶
Ballerinas... Doing pirouettes inside of my snow globe
a cartoon of a woman in a red dress
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August 21, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Ballerinas... Doing pirouettes inside of my snow globe