LowerBackPain_AkA_Jose_AkA_Mister 🎓
@lowerbackpainprod.bsky.social
Doing my part to dismantle white supremacy by building Black leaders and leaders of color. I'll never forgive y'all for voting for a pedo r*pist. 🖕
Daughter and I are both home sick with the flu, so we tried to draw something called a "Growlith Pokemon" from a how to draw channel on YouTube and mine came out looking like Mickey Mouse going through a phase 😭
January 9, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Daughter and I are both home sick with the flu, so we tried to draw something called a "Growlith Pokemon" from a how to draw channel on YouTube and mine came out looking like Mickey Mouse going through a phase 😭
Teachers: PLEASE DO NOT fall for the anti-worker propaganda that this is an "extra long break" or that it "ends on the 5th" 😒
Your winter break ended at or around 3:30 PM TODAY local time, at which time it simply became "the weekend".
So have a great weekend, see you Monday!
Your winter break ended at or around 3:30 PM TODAY local time, at which time it simply became "the weekend".
So have a great weekend, see you Monday!
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Teachers: PLEASE DO NOT fall for the anti-worker propaganda that this is an "extra long break" or that it "ends on the 5th" 😒
Your winter break ended at or around 3:30 PM TODAY local time, at which time it simply became "the weekend".
So have a great weekend, see you Monday!
Your winter break ended at or around 3:30 PM TODAY local time, at which time it simply became "the weekend".
So have a great weekend, see you Monday!
Me 7 years ago and counting:
December 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Me 7 years ago and counting:
Recycling Center is HOPPIN' today boy!
December 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Recycling Center is HOPPIN' today boy!
Yeah I know he mostly complains about having to play on Christmas his entire career, but this is probably LeBron's last Christmas game, so I think he rightfully makes it about him lol... LeBron goes, goes for over 20 today in his Christmas Finale ✅👑
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December 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Yeah I know he mostly complains about having to play on Christmas his entire career, but this is probably LeBron's last Christmas game, so I think he rightfully makes it about him lol... LeBron goes, goes for over 20 today in his Christmas Finale ✅👑
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Just saw some asshole delivering newspapers out of a CYBERTRUCK LMFAOOOO 😂😂😂
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December 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Just saw some asshole delivering newspapers out of a CYBERTRUCK LMFAOOOO 😂😂😂
OMG now they've unredacted some of the pictures 😟
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
OMG now they've unredacted some of the pictures 😟
Uncle Phil reaches his final form tonight...
We love you Philip! 🫶
We love you Philip! 🫶
December 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Uncle Phil reaches his final form tonight...
We love you Philip! 🫶
We love you Philip! 🫶
Me: *runs upon the scene of a fiery crash*
Me: Omg, there's people alive in there!
People in the burning car: PLEASE! HELP US!
Me: (wraps my shirt around my fist) I'M HERE!
Them: OH THANK GOD!
Me (punches out window): *coughing* WHO'D YOU... *cough* WHO'D YOU VOTE FOR? *cou
Me: Omg, there's people alive in there!
People in the burning car: PLEASE! HELP US!
Me: (wraps my shirt around my fist) I'M HERE!
Them: OH THANK GOD!
Me (punches out window): *coughing* WHO'D YOU... *cough* WHO'D YOU VOTE FOR? *cou
December 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Me: *runs upon the scene of a fiery crash*
Me: Omg, there's people alive in there!
People in the burning car: PLEASE! HELP US!
Me: (wraps my shirt around my fist) I'M HERE!
Them: OH THANK GOD!
Me (punches out window): *coughing* WHO'D YOU... *cough* WHO'D YOU VOTE FOR? *cou
Me: Omg, there's people alive in there!
People in the burning car: PLEASE! HELP US!
Me: (wraps my shirt around my fist) I'M HERE!
Them: OH THANK GOD!
Me (punches out window): *coughing* WHO'D YOU... *cough* WHO'D YOU VOTE FOR? *cou
Most satisfying $10 ever!
December 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Most satisfying $10 ever!
Me when I immediately forget that I just gave my class 5 minutes of free time for being great today, and reprimand the whole class when they start talking.
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December 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Me when I immediately forget that I just gave my class 5 minutes of free time for being great today, and reprimand the whole class when they start talking.
LeBron's 10-point steak is STILL NOT OVER, as long as Mike Pence does the right thing! 🙏🤞
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
LeBron's 10-point steak is STILL NOT OVER, as long as Mike Pence does the right thing! 🙏🤞
Don't let this latest war crime of murdering two shipwrecked survivors clinging to their destroyed boat debris, distract you from the fact that destroying these boats and killing everyone on board was already a war crime
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Don't let this latest war crime of murdering two shipwrecked survivors clinging to their destroyed boat debris, distract you from the fact that destroying these boats and killing everyone on board was already a war crime
Me armchair-analyzing some sports data in order to justify guessing-for-money tomorrow:
"You outlying sack of SHIT..."
"You outlying sack of SHIT..."
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November 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Me armchair-analyzing some sports data in order to justify guessing-for-money tomorrow:
"You outlying sack of SHIT..."
"You outlying sack of SHIT..."
How long before I stop thinking about this guy every time I watch the Colts?
October 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
How long before I stop thinking about this guy every time I watch the Colts?
80s movies be like "here's a white guy with Johnny Bravo hair, sexually harassing multiple women in the workplace as his first introduction to the audience" and then you're like "aww yeah fuck this dude up" and then they're like "naw he's the hero WTF" and then you gotta just hope he dies
October 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
80s movies be like "here's a white guy with Johnny Bravo hair, sexually harassing multiple women in the workplace as his first introduction to the audience" and then you're like "aww yeah fuck this dude up" and then they're like "naw he's the hero WTF" and then you gotta just hope he dies
Counting or not counting caveman violence?
October 16, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Counting or not counting caveman violence?
Obviously someone finally told her to stfu and pretend to be fucking sad for a while, but we're all still thinking it, right?
October 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Obviously someone finally told her to stfu and pretend to be fucking sad for a while, but we're all still thinking it, right?
Hey guys, the Saudi Regime has invited me to teach 9th grade ELA to inner-city Riyadhi kids beginning immediately.
There are definitely moral concerns obviously but at what they've offered to pay me ($63k+bennies) I'd be crazy to turn it down. I have to think of my family🙏 🫶 ✌️
There are definitely moral concerns obviously but at what they've offered to pay me ($63k+bennies) I'd be crazy to turn it down. I have to think of my family🙏 🫶 ✌️
October 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Hey guys, the Saudi Regime has invited me to teach 9th grade ELA to inner-city Riyadhi kids beginning immediately.
There are definitely moral concerns obviously but at what they've offered to pay me ($63k+bennies) I'd be crazy to turn it down. I have to think of my family🙏 🫶 ✌️
There are definitely moral concerns obviously but at what they've offered to pay me ($63k+bennies) I'd be crazy to turn it down. I have to think of my family🙏 🫶 ✌️
Erika Kirk 20 days ago:
September 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Erika Kirk 20 days ago:
Pick *N* Roll? In THIS economy??
September 30, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Pick *N* Roll? In THIS economy??
Super Bowl PSA: please remember to make sure your subtitles are ON, because some MAGA are deaf and they can of course eat shit too
September 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Super Bowl PSA: please remember to make sure your subtitles are ON, because some MAGA are deaf and they can of course eat shit too
How do I dress for this?
September 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
How do I dress for this?
Looking good sir, not like you rubbed dogshit all over your face at all!
September 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Looking good sir, not like you rubbed dogshit all over your face at all!
I think Tylenol is about to cash in 💲💲💲
September 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I think Tylenol is about to cash in 💲💲💲