Shout out to all the kids with half birthdays this week and birthdays at Christmas that have to bring class treats on some random January Tuesday to celebrate them. #notbitter :)

I might just run out if French onion dip and chips at the same exact time! Stay tuned!!

Dear rural Republicans,

Your farming and mining ancestors would be horrified at your worldview and your siding with the billionaires instead of your own communities.

Do better.

I was explaining the links between James Taylor and The Beatles to my dog...when my husband walked in.

With the number of times I've had to verify that I'm not a robot today, I'm beginning to have my doubts...

I just explained Festivus to child #2. We are airing our grievances. She said she doesn't like that the middle child always gets the shaft. She is really catching on to Festivus.

I was discussing with my daughter that (while often not substantiated scientifically) women often sync up with their menstrual cycles. She said, "We're like Bluetooth." 😀♥️💙