I’m ready for that nap now 😬
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I’m ready for that nap now 😬
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the issue with DL men would solve itself if y'all weren't biphobic 🤗💓
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
the issue with DL men would solve itself if y'all weren't biphobic 🤗💓
Even tho it’s just going to be me tomorrow, I decided I’ll cook something
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Even tho it’s just going to be me tomorrow, I decided I’ll cook something
I’m confused, why the hell is anybody charging, $350 for kinky twist?!
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I’m confused, why the hell is anybody charging, $350 for kinky twist?!
TikTok got me thinking the military is full of these catchy ass cadences 😭this how easy it is to get ppl to join a cult huh?!
November 22, 2025 at 8:02 AM
TikTok got me thinking the military is full of these catchy ass cadences 😭this how easy it is to get ppl to join a cult huh?!
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The ADHD urge to do literally anything other than sleep when it’s time for bed.
November 16, 2025 at 7:23 AM
The ADHD urge to do literally anything other than sleep when it’s time for bed.
This old man funny because how you mean you tired at 8:38 on a Saturday 😩😩😩 get up!!
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This old man funny because how you mean you tired at 8:38 on a Saturday 😩😩😩 get up!!
Wait a minute…am I really going to enjoy this kid free weekend…by being outside 🥹
November 15, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Wait a minute…am I really going to enjoy this kid free weekend…by being outside 🥹
Should not have taken that full scoop of pre workout 😭
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Should not have taken that full scoop of pre workout 😭
I need to go to the gym but I’m so damn tired ☹️
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I need to go to the gym but I’m so damn tired ☹️
Sounding like Edmond from LIB “but I’m a nice guy 😩😩😩” nooo you’re insecure and manipulative
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Sounding like Edmond from LIB “but I’m a nice guy 😩😩😩” nooo you’re insecure and manipulative
It’s crazy how insecure some men really are
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It’s crazy how insecure some men really are
So I’ll celebrate my small wins since the government still can’t do shit right
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
So I’ll celebrate my small wins since the government still can’t do shit right
Oh and I finally started seeing a new psychologist that will be doing my adhd assessment 🙌🏾
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Oh and I finally started seeing a new psychologist that will be doing my adhd assessment 🙌🏾
One good thing that came out this furlough is that I’ve started going to the gym.
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
One good thing that came out this furlough is that I’ve started going to the gym.
….so we coulda been at work this whole time 😒
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
….so we coulda been at work this whole time 😒
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I'm not a govt worker, but to me it'd be even more of an insult that I had to miss 3 paychecks and yall got even less now than you were holding out for in the beginning. Bc if that was the case, you could've just signed them papers weeks ago.
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I'm not a govt worker, but to me it'd be even more of an insult that I had to miss 3 paychecks and yall got even less now than you were holding out for in the beginning. Bc if that was the case, you could've just signed them papers weeks ago.
Man listen…lmao
Texas has approved a constitutional amendment that requires US citizenship to vote in the state.
US citizenship is already required to register to vote in Texas.
US citizenship is already required to register to vote in Texas.
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Man listen…lmao
I can’t find my key fob to get in the gym 🤦🏾♀️
November 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I can’t find my key fob to get in the gym 🤦🏾♀️
Lawd why is there so many people at the gym this morning 😒
November 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Lawd why is there so many people at the gym this morning 😒
I love Texas but I wanna move back closer to home so bad 😩
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I love Texas but I wanna move back closer to home so bad 😩
These cramps kicking my ass today, don’t even wanna go out no more
November 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
These cramps kicking my ass today, don’t even wanna go out no more
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Rent is due, food stamps are cut, the gov is still shut down, the minimum cost for a door and some walls is $1200, and the president had to take an animal identification test. Nobody needs to spend money at a haunted house. All you have to do is wake up and walk outside. This some scary shit.
a woman is screaming in a movie theater while holding her hands to her face .
ALT: a woman is screaming in a movie theater while holding her hands to her face .
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Rent is due, food stamps are cut, the gov is still shut down, the minimum cost for a door and some walls is $1200, and the president had to take an animal identification test. Nobody needs to spend money at a haunted house. All you have to do is wake up and walk outside. This some scary shit.
Ain’t no other way 😌
Choke him out while he’s in it!!!
October 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Ain’t no other way 😌