Lou P Henle
@louphenle.bsky.social
All tweets are solid medical advice and reflect the views of my employer.
#parody #satire #chilloutthesearejokes
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Well this is disappointing. @davidpakman.bsky.social dude... Come on man!
www.wired.com/story/dark-m...
www.wired.com/story/dark-m...
A Dark Money Group Is Secretly Funding High-Profile Democratic Influencers
An initiative aimed at boosting Democrats online offers influencers up to $8,000 a month to push the party line. All they have to do is keep it secret—and agree to restrictions on their content.
www.wired.com
August 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Well this is disappointing. @davidpakman.bsky.social dude... Come on man!
www.wired.com/story/dark-m...
www.wired.com/story/dark-m...
When you get an email to your personal email from someone that follows your troll account, but they don't know your real identity..
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
When you get an email to your personal email from someone that follows your troll account, but they don't know your real identity..
I'll just buy the consenting adult peas thank you very much. I'm pretty sure if you buy these you're a PEAdophile
August 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I'll just buy the consenting adult peas thank you very much. I'm pretty sure if you buy these you're a PEAdophile
When you've gone your whole day happy and suddenly remember you're on call tonight
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with framed pictures on it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with framed pictures on it
media.tenor.com
July 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
When you've gone your whole day happy and suddenly remember you're on call tonight
Pharmacist: did you mean to prescribe...
Me:
Me:
a woman in a pink dress is saying i said what i said
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is saying i said what i said
media.tenor.com
July 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Pharmacist: did you mean to prescribe...
Me:
Me:
Jesus took his appendix but left him
July 26, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Jesus took his appendix but left him
New toddler problem: my son just danced so hard his diaper fell off.
July 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
New toddler problem: my son just danced so hard his diaper fell off.
Caught this bastard today. But not before he ate through a pepper and shat it out
July 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Caught this bastard today. But not before he ate through a pepper and shat it out
When the number of Friday consults is greater than the sum of Monday-thursday consults.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window
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July 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
When the number of Friday consults is greater than the sum of Monday-thursday consults.
The trainer at my gym has a podcast but wouldn't tell me the name of it. He's definitely talking shit about me on there...
July 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
The trainer at my gym has a podcast but wouldn't tell me the name of it. He's definitely talking shit about me on there...
cardiology starting IV fluids on your EF %15 patient while also keeping them on lasix and dobutamine.
a woman in a judge 's robe is sitting at a desk and says what are we doin ' here man
ALT: a woman in a judge 's robe is sitting at a desk and says what are we doin ' here man
media.tenor.com
July 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
cardiology starting IV fluids on your EF %15 patient while also keeping them on lasix and dobutamine.
When you have a great goals of care discussion with the family and the hospitalist comes in and confuses everyone and complicates things.
a man with a beard and blue eyes is making a funny face
ALT: a man with a beard and blue eyes is making a funny face
media.tenor.com
July 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
When you have a great goals of care discussion with the family and the hospitalist comes in and confuses everyone and complicates things.
The perfect plate for cheesecake
May 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The perfect plate for cheesecake
New rule for group emails:
You only get one "reply-all" to use each month. Choose wisely.
You only get one "reply-all" to use each month. Choose wisely.
May 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
New rule for group emails:
You only get one "reply-all" to use each month. Choose wisely.
You only get one "reply-all" to use each month. Choose wisely.
Kidneys are like the dialysis machines of the body.
May 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Kidneys are like the dialysis machines of the body.
I saw a patient for a second opinion today. Open the chart... apparently I was their first opinion too... this was an awkward moment brought to you by: my scheduling staff
May 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I saw a patient for a second opinion today. Open the chart... apparently I was their first opinion too... this was an awkward moment brought to you by: my scheduling staff
When the dialysis center calls me when I'm on vacation I always answer "Dr Henle on vacation, what's your emergency?"
April 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
When the dialysis center calls me when I'm on vacation I always answer "Dr Henle on vacation, what's your emergency?"
New study shows apple airtags are replacing God. When people lost their keys they no longer pray for God to find them.
April 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
New study shows apple airtags are replacing God. When people lost their keys they no longer pray for God to find them.
Today all my recommendations are April fools jokes, hopefully the hospitalists pick up on it...
April 1, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Today all my recommendations are April fools jokes, hopefully the hospitalists pick up on it...
If you passive aggressively leave my epic secure chat, I will passive aggressively add you back. Don't test my pettiness.
March 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
If you passive aggressively leave my epic secure chat, I will passive aggressively add you back. Don't test my pettiness.
Patient yelling angrily. I'm walking down the hall approaching the fury..
"Please don't be my patient, please don't be my patient, please.. damn!"
"Please don't be my patient, please don't be my patient, please.. damn!"
March 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Patient yelling angrily. I'm walking down the hall approaching the fury..
"Please don't be my patient, please don't be my patient, please.. damn!"
"Please don't be my patient, please don't be my patient, please.. damn!"
When diruretics and fluids are running at the same time
a man holding a sword in a dark room with the words `` because there can be only one '' .
ALT: a man holding a sword in a dark room with the words `` because there can be only one '' .
media.tenor.com
March 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
When diruretics and fluids are running at the same time
What time zone is the doomsday clock in?
March 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
What time zone is the doomsday clock in?