Louise Paterson
@louisep.bsky.social
Middle aged and hot. Not in a good way.
Woke lefty. Chronic overthinker.
Enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think.
Woke lefty. Chronic overthinker.
Enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think.
Trying to pack for a weekend away. I am not planning on taking a stowaway.
February 18, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Trying to pack for a weekend away. I am not planning on taking a stowaway.
February 17, 2026 at 7:26 AM
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THOU SHALT NOT PROTECT PEDOS!!! WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SENDER’S NAME REDACTED?!?
February 4, 2026 at 1:59 AM
THOU SHALT NOT PROTECT PEDOS!!! WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SENDER’S NAME REDACTED?!?
I am the world’s shittest gardener. Everything I attempt to grow dies within 6 months, yet there is a tiny cluster of daffodils in my garden that haven’t read the script.
I planted them over 20 years ago. Seeing them always gives me a bit of hope.
I planted them over 20 years ago. Seeing them always gives me a bit of hope.
February 16, 2026 at 10:32 AM
I am the world’s shittest gardener. Everything I attempt to grow dies within 6 months, yet there is a tiny cluster of daffodils in my garden that haven’t read the script.
I planted them over 20 years ago. Seeing them always gives me a bit of hope.
I planted them over 20 years ago. Seeing them always gives me a bit of hope.
If the royal family had given a shiny shit about victims of sexual abuse, they would have done something about Andrew a lot fucking sooner.
#r4today
#r4today
February 14, 2026 at 8:39 AM
If the royal family had given a shiny shit about victims of sexual abuse, they would have done something about Andrew a lot fucking sooner.
#r4today
#r4today
OH’s buggered off to Scotland for the rugby. Means I’ve got the M&S valentines meal all to myself.
Nice.
Nice.
February 13, 2026 at 2:21 PM
OH’s buggered off to Scotland for the rugby. Means I’ve got the M&S valentines meal all to myself.
Nice.
Nice.
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Gotta feel sorry for Chris Mason. People starting mean petitions to replace him when he's just trying to do his job as a right-wing gossip columnist spouting utterly opinionated bollox for a paltry £270 k pa
February 13, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Gotta feel sorry for Chris Mason. People starting mean petitions to replace him when he's just trying to do his job as a right-wing gossip columnist spouting utterly opinionated bollox for a paltry £270 k pa
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Just going to leave this here
February 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Just going to leave this here
Don’t think I’ll go that way then
February 7, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Don’t think I’ll go that way then
Not entirely convinced that this will end well. Although whether it’s the cat, or my phone that ends up in the bath is anyone’s guess.
Living life on the edge.
Living life on the edge.
February 7, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Not entirely convinced that this will end well. Although whether it’s the cat, or my phone that ends up in the bath is anyone’s guess.
Living life on the edge.
Living life on the edge.
Just unleashed unbridled fury against the man who aggressively dinged his bell to get me to move and didn’t say thank you.
By which I mean I sarcastically muttered ‘you’re welcome’ once he was out of earshot.
Don’t mess with me, I’m a total badass!
By which I mean I sarcastically muttered ‘you’re welcome’ once he was out of earshot.
Don’t mess with me, I’m a total badass!
February 6, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Just unleashed unbridled fury against the man who aggressively dinged his bell to get me to move and didn’t say thank you.
By which I mean I sarcastically muttered ‘you’re welcome’ once he was out of earshot.
Don’t mess with me, I’m a total badass!
By which I mean I sarcastically muttered ‘you’re welcome’ once he was out of earshot.
Don’t mess with me, I’m a total badass!
Bit of a girly drink for a match day but hey ho, I like what I like.
Happy Saturday
Happy Saturday
January 31, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Bit of a girly drink for a match day but hey ho, I like what I like.
Happy Saturday
Happy Saturday
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My first remarks since being arrested last night.
January 30, 2026 at 11:30 PM
My first remarks since being arrested last night.
I always sit like this to watch telly. Shut up.
January 29, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I always sit like this to watch telly. Shut up.
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It would be cheaper and more effective economically to deport the 268,000 paid-up members of Reform UK.
On the whole, migrants are much more productive and better integrated than Reform’s treacherous quislings.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
On the whole, migrants are much more productive and better integrated than Reform’s treacherous quislings.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Reform UK prepared to deport 600,000 under migration plans - BBC News
The party outlines its plans to detain and deport all migrants who arrive in the UK on small boats.
www.bbc.com
January 26, 2026 at 10:16 AM
It would be cheaper and more effective economically to deport the 268,000 paid-up members of Reform UK.
On the whole, migrants are much more productive and better integrated than Reform’s treacherous quislings.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
On the whole, migrants are much more productive and better integrated than Reform’s treacherous quislings.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
The BBC are rejecting the evidence of their ears and eyes, and continuing to bothside the events of yesterday.
Bleak times.
Bleak times.
January 25, 2026 at 8:20 AM
The BBC are rejecting the evidence of their ears and eyes, and continuing to bothside the events of yesterday.
Bleak times.
Bleak times.
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He was helping the orange backpack lady up out of the street when they tackled him and pepper sprayed him. He had his cell phone out and his other hand was empty because he was helping her up. Those mfers executed that man because they are playing call of duty with real peoples lives.
January 24, 2026 at 7:25 PM
He was helping the orange backpack lady up out of the street when they tackled him and pepper sprayed him. He had his cell phone out and his other hand was empty because he was helping her up. Those mfers executed that man because they are playing call of duty with real peoples lives.
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If only this was fake news!😞
January 24, 2026 at 6:11 AM
If only this was fake news!😞
Current mood.
Anyhoo, Happy Friday 😬
Anyhoo, Happy Friday 😬
January 23, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Current mood.
Anyhoo, Happy Friday 😬
Anyhoo, Happy Friday 😬
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Just imagine being the parent of a soldier from Canada or Denmark or Great Britain or France who was killed in Afghanistan in the one and only time Article 5 was invoked and the entire alliance came to America's aid, and hearing President Bone Spurs say this.
Trump on NATO: "I've always said, will they be there if we ever needed them? That's really the ultimate test. I'm not sure of that. We've never needed them. They'll say they sent some troops to Afghanistan and this or that. And they did. They stayed a little back, off the front lines."
January 22, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Just imagine being the parent of a soldier from Canada or Denmark or Great Britain or France who was killed in Afghanistan in the one and only time Article 5 was invoked and the entire alliance came to America's aid, and hearing President Bone Spurs say this.
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Some images won’t be forgotten, and neither will the people who supported him the whole way through. #r4today
Liam Ramos, a preschooler ICE detained the five-year-old Minnesota boy as he returned home from school and transported him to a detention center in Texas.
January 22, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Some images won’t be forgotten, and neither will the people who supported him the whole way through. #r4today
My daughter has been paying back her student loan for 4 years and now owes more than when she started.
Quite demoralising for someone starting out in life.
#r4today
Quite demoralising for someone starting out in life.
#r4today
January 22, 2026 at 6:58 AM
My daughter has been paying back her student loan for 4 years and now owes more than when she started.
Quite demoralising for someone starting out in life.
#r4today
Quite demoralising for someone starting out in life.
#r4today
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The choice is impeachment and removal or calamity for the United States. I don't see how anybody watching Trump's speech in Davos can draw any other conclusion. He's a senile madman.
January 21, 2026 at 2:26 PM
The choice is impeachment and removal or calamity for the United States. I don't see how anybody watching Trump's speech in Davos can draw any other conclusion. He's a senile madman.