Lotus Bloom
@lotusbloom.bsky.social
Pokémon Gremlin || Go Yearner ⚫️⚪️ || Riichi Mahjong Enjoyer 🀄 || Open-source software enthusiast
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Hit my daughter with the ol' "How do you know the Little Pig was French? Cause he was crying 'Qui, qui, qui!' all the way home!" She just stared holes in me for a solid twenty seconds.
Big win for me.
Big win for me.
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Hit my daughter with the ol' "How do you know the Little Pig was French? Cause he was crying 'Qui, qui, qui!' all the way home!" She just stared holes in me for a solid twenty seconds.
Big win for me.
Big win for me.
It's undeniably true that the youth are regressing our culture.
Old fucks be like, "6-9? Nice." The youth, "6-7. hehe"
The math doesn't lie, people!
Old fucks be like, "6-9? Nice." The youth, "6-7. hehe"
The math doesn't lie, people!
November 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It's undeniably true that the youth are regressing our culture.
Old fucks be like, "6-9? Nice." The youth, "6-7. hehe"
The math doesn't lie, people!
Old fucks be like, "6-9? Nice." The youth, "6-7. hehe"
The math doesn't lie, people!
The year is 2025, and we are still wasting tax money flying helicopters around to try and find weed plants in the woods. The cringe continues.
November 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The year is 2025, and we are still wasting tax money flying helicopters around to try and find weed plants in the woods. The cringe continues.
I have no new homies to report about. We have the fixed shiny Mareep from one of the side quests; Shiny Drillbur, who shall be known as Drillan; and a shiny Kangaskhan which I cannot come up with a name for. Send help.
October 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I have no new homies to report about. We have the fixed shiny Mareep from one of the side quests; Shiny Drillbur, who shall be known as Drillan; and a shiny Kangaskhan which I cannot come up with a name for. Send help.
I actually only got it yesterday. I did not know there were going to be so many trainer battles to get that thing. Sheesh
October 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I actually only got it yesterday. I did not know there were going to be so many trainer battles to get that thing. Sheesh
After being a bit of a delinquent and accidentally staying awake until 7am I finished the main quest. If I can get the trades in then I will also have the shiny charm today. I have a problem.
October 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
After being a bit of a delinquent and accidentally staying awake until 7am I finished the main quest. If I can get the trades in then I will also have the shiny charm today. I have a problem.
Since they don't prompt you to nickname the Pokemon in the legends games when you catch them, I have only just now remembered to do so.
Bellsprout is Kone (こね), the fixed shiny Mareep is Amp, Kakuna is Pea Pod, Talonflame is Sunburn, and Flebebe is Lil Bebe
Bellsprout is Kone (こね), the fixed shiny Mareep is Amp, Kakuna is Pea Pod, Talonflame is Sunburn, and Flebebe is Lil Bebe
Three in one day is kind wild. I will admit that I did play way too long though. In case you also have no idea what to look for in a Shiny Flabebe, it the eyes and the, for lack of a better term, pants(?).
October 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Since they don't prompt you to nickname the Pokemon in the legends games when you catch them, I have only just now remembered to do so.
Bellsprout is Kone (こね), the fixed shiny Mareep is Amp, Kakuna is Pea Pod, Talonflame is Sunburn, and Flebebe is Lil Bebe
Bellsprout is Kone (こね), the fixed shiny Mareep is Amp, Kakuna is Pea Pod, Talonflame is Sunburn, and Flebebe is Lil Bebe
Three in one day is kind wild. I will admit that I did play way too long though. In case you also have no idea what to look for in a Shiny Flabebe, it the eyes and the, for lack of a better term, pants(?).
October 26, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Three in one day is kind wild. I will admit that I did play way too long though. In case you also have no idea what to look for in a Shiny Flabebe, it the eyes and the, for lack of a better term, pants(?).
Pokemon Legends Z-A birthday message, for those of you who were curious.
October 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Pokemon Legends Z-A birthday message, for those of you who were curious.
Progress update: I made no progress on the main story, but I did catch Pokemon and get enough money for more clothes. lmao
October 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Progress update: I made no progress on the main story, but I did catch Pokemon and get enough money for more clothes. lmao
We are slowly unlocking the fit.
October 18, 2025 at 5:45 AM
We are slowly unlocking the fit.
First shiny of Z-A. O:
October 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
First shiny of Z-A. O:
Lumiose City, my beloved, without a 3DS I thought I'd never seen you again. Bonus points for cute, goobery Chikorita waddle into head-fist-bump.
October 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Lumiose City, my beloved, without a 3DS I thought I'd never seen you again. Bonus points for cute, goobery Chikorita waddle into head-fist-bump.
The internal battle between socioeconomic musings berating the proletariat for the mindless consumption that enables the rapid enshittification of everything, and the desire to vomit out off-the-cuff one-liners for the ha ha's be like; there are two wolves inside me joke.
October 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The internal battle between socioeconomic musings berating the proletariat for the mindless consumption that enables the rapid enshittification of everything, and the desire to vomit out off-the-cuff one-liners for the ha ha's be like; there are two wolves inside me joke.
My King
October 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
My King
I really like the fact that to get to Bluesky I only have to type "bs" into my address bar. It's very convenient. I just can't help but wonder if it has subliminally primed me to post bullshit, or if it was a happy accident.
September 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I really like the fact that to get to Bluesky I only have to type "bs" into my address bar. It's very convenient. I just can't help but wonder if it has subliminally primed me to post bullshit, or if it was a happy accident.
The thing that most people stop short of thinking about when worrying about plastic waste, or really waste in general, is that the slogan "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" is that it is also the order to follow to reduce one's carbon footprint to the greatest degree.
September 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The thing that most people stop short of thinking about when worrying about plastic waste, or really waste in general, is that the slogan "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" is that it is also the order to follow to reduce one's carbon footprint to the greatest degree.
Hitting up the Lemonhead after a deluge of Tic Tacs be like: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3Ad...
September 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Hitting up the Lemonhead after a deluge of Tic Tacs be like: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3Ad...
Bad player adopts thirteen orphans, and steals 32k from the local community.
September 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Bad player adopts thirteen orphans, and steals 32k from the local community.
> Please sign your certificate with your mouse.
> Suffers for 3 minutes trying to make it not look like shit
> Fuck it. Memes.
> Suffers for 3 minutes trying to make it not look like shit
> Fuck it. Memes.
September 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
> Please sign your certificate with your mouse.
> Suffers for 3 minutes trying to make it not look like shit
> Fuck it. Memes.
> Suffers for 3 minutes trying to make it not look like shit
> Fuck it. Memes.
Who's out here making up for all the people not using the alt text on their image by putting extra bits in the alt text?
September 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Who's out here making up for all the people not using the alt text on their image by putting extra bits in the alt text?
Hate to kink-shame you freaks, but C# is for cucks.
September 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hate to kink-shame you freaks, but C# is for cucks.
Being as backwoods and white I am, it should not have this much trouble remembering how to spell the word "biscuit."
September 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Being as backwoods and white I am, it should not have this much trouble remembering how to spell the word "biscuit."
Reposted by Lotus Bloom
Maybe infinite content was a bad idea.
September 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Maybe infinite content was a bad idea.