“Did you get your ears pierced?”
“No, I got them all pierced”
“No, I got them all pierced”
August 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
“Did you get your ears pierced?”
“No, I got them all pierced”
“No, I got them all pierced”
I can’t believe it. He died on the toilet and his poopy ass is fused to the porcelain and they’ve been trying to figure out how to pry it off his nude ass for the last three days. Oh and also his really long tie was dipped in the bowl
August 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I can’t believe it. He died on the toilet and his poopy ass is fused to the porcelain and they’ve been trying to figure out how to pry it off his nude ass for the last three days. Oh and also his really long tie was dipped in the bowl
Let’s cut the bullshit. When Snoopy is wearing sunglasses, he isn’t Snoopy. He’s Joe Cool.
August 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Let’s cut the bullshit. When Snoopy is wearing sunglasses, he isn’t Snoopy. He’s Joe Cool.
“Give me back my son” - Mel Gibson
August 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
“Give me back my son” - Mel Gibson
VERY disappointed they made Bobby Hill have sex. He was supposed to be a beacon of hope for weird, unfuckable losers. I am not this btw
August 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
VERY disappointed they made Bobby Hill have sex. He was supposed to be a beacon of hope for weird, unfuckable losers. I am not this btw
Might do some posting on here today, we’ll see
July 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Might do some posting on here today, we’ll see
Logged on here and saw a titty. Disgusting.
May 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Logged on here and saw a titty. Disgusting.
I will never be as happy as I was here
February 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I will never be as happy as I was here
Democrats be like it’s actually the Gulf of Brat
February 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Democrats be like it’s actually the Gulf of Brat
What if I ate the football?! 😋😂
February 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
What if I ate the football?! 😋😂
Be nice to trans people godammit
February 6, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Be nice to trans people godammit
“Sean Penn Station” makes you think
February 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
“Sean Penn Station” makes you think
Just remember: Hurt Lockers Hurt Locker
February 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Just remember: Hurt Lockers Hurt Locker
All the pilots are woke! I overheard them talking about their squishmellow collections at the airport!! They were showing pictures of their Warhammer 4K figurines! Please Trump, Stop this nonsense!!!
February 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
All the pilots are woke! I overheard them talking about their squishmellow collections at the airport!! They were showing pictures of their Warhammer 4K figurines! Please Trump, Stop this nonsense!!!
My boss is five years younger than me and rides a motorcycle. I ain’t shit 😔
January 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My boss is five years younger than me and rides a motorcycle. I ain’t shit 😔
You guys, it was a ROMAN Salute. Everybody knows that! It definitely wasn’t something I had to look up in order to defend the guy
January 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
You guys, it was a ROMAN Salute. Everybody knows that! It definitely wasn’t something I had to look up in order to defend the guy
the HS principal getting on the intercom to tell the school Laura Palmer had died but bursting into tears instead is legit one of the funniest things I had ever seen. RIP David Lynch
January 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
the HS principal getting on the intercom to tell the school Laura Palmer had died but bursting into tears instead is legit one of the funniest things I had ever seen. RIP David Lynch
To all the lesbians fighting fires in LA, from the bottom of my heart:
Thank you.
Thank you.
January 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
To all the lesbians fighting fires in LA, from the bottom of my heart:
Thank you.
Thank you.
(Paul McCartney voice) it’s Christmas innit
December 25, 2024 at 5:07 PM
(Paul McCartney voice) it’s Christmas innit
how it feels to be an ant carrying a bindle
December 18, 2024 at 12:23 AM
how it feels to be an ant carrying a bindle
My type A ass could never sit still during Korean BBQ
November 26, 2024 at 7:12 PM
My type A ass could never sit still during Korean BBQ
Today I laid my beautiful wife to rest. She’s fine, it’s just 50 degrees in Los Angeles.
November 18, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Today I laid my beautiful wife to rest. She’s fine, it’s just 50 degrees in Los Angeles.
Guess I’ll go fuck myself then
November 16, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Guess I’ll go fuck myself then
Haha what if I posted bird on here too
November 16, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Haha what if I posted bird on here too