Da steh' ich nun, ich armer Tor, und bin so klug als wie zuvor
May 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Da steh' ich nun, ich armer Tor, und bin so klug als wie zuvor
Düsseldorf Airport has a schwebebahn!
April 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Düsseldorf Airport has a schwebebahn!
Monet loves his haystacks
February 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Monet loves his haystacks
I am so out of shape aiaiay
February 9, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I am so out of shape aiaiay
How many cats are enough?
The answer is no
The answer is no
December 15, 2024 at 11:52 AM
How many cats are enough?
The answer is no
The answer is no
I just found out that in Germany an agent that negotiates rentals and was hired by the landlord is not allowed to charge the tenants and can be fined for up to 25 grand if they do. So essentially those Worms were being payed by the landlord and on top of that tried to scam us under the table
December 13, 2024 at 9:56 AM
I just found out that in Germany an agent that negotiates rentals and was hired by the landlord is not allowed to charge the tenants and can be fined for up to 25 grand if they do. So essentially those Worms were being payed by the landlord and on top of that tried to scam us under the table
If seen please do not approach these dangerous criminals
December 9, 2024 at 10:51 PM
If seen please do not approach these dangerous criminals
Life is good when you’re Covered with cats
December 9, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Life is good when you’re Covered with cats
Landlords are unpleasant little pests with a god complex
What are they good at exactly? Their self inflated opinion of themselves balances entirely on the fact that people have to suck up to them in order to survive
What are they good at exactly? Their self inflated opinion of themselves balances entirely on the fact that people have to suck up to them in order to survive
December 9, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Landlords are unpleasant little pests with a god complex
What are they good at exactly? Their self inflated opinion of themselves balances entirely on the fact that people have to suck up to them in order to survive
What are they good at exactly? Their self inflated opinion of themselves balances entirely on the fact that people have to suck up to them in order to survive
Imagine your job is showing people houses for an afternoon and pocketing a grand each time. What is your contribution exactly? Opening the door and telling me where the bathroom is? Also why would I need to pay you’re helping the landlord not me
December 5, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Imagine your job is showing people houses for an afternoon and pocketing a grand each time. What is your contribution exactly? Opening the door and telling me where the bathroom is? Also why would I need to pay you’re helping the landlord not me
My hell is being stuck in Frillingen
December 5, 2024 at 3:15 PM
My hell is being stuck in Frillingen
Hairdresser just cut my ear like a piece of paper.
Other people have A phobia of dentists at this rate I will have haidressphobia
Other people have A phobia of dentists at this rate I will have haidressphobia
December 2, 2024 at 10:40 AM
Hairdresser just cut my ear like a piece of paper.
Other people have A phobia of dentists at this rate I will have haidressphobia
Other people have A phobia of dentists at this rate I will have haidressphobia
Hour 11 of train rides is always where I start staring into the void
November 29, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Hour 11 of train rides is always where I start staring into the void
I just had a really fun conversation on the train that ended with us exchanging numbers…
Meeting really cool people randomly feels unreal
That’s fairytale stuff
Meeting really cool people randomly feels unreal
That’s fairytale stuff
November 29, 2024 at 4:49 PM
I just had a really fun conversation on the train that ended with us exchanging numbers…
Meeting really cool people randomly feels unreal
That’s fairytale stuff
Meeting really cool people randomly feels unreal
That’s fairytale stuff
Imagine filing your nails on a train for 20 min straight
November 29, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Imagine filing your nails on a train for 20 min straight
Idk why this is so funny to me
Like a toilet but someone is confessing their sins rn
Please wait outside
Like a toilet but someone is confessing their sins rn
Please wait outside
November 28, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Idk why this is so funny to me
Like a toilet but someone is confessing their sins rn
Please wait outside
Like a toilet but someone is confessing their sins rn
Please wait outside
Narrowly survived bird attack while carrying boxes
November 21, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Narrowly survived bird attack while carrying boxes
Sketch of Cthulhu drawn by Lovecraft (11 May 1934)
November 21, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Sketch of Cthulhu drawn by Lovecraft (11 May 1934)
Reposted by Lori
The death toll from tonight’s massacres in Gaza is nearing 100 people.
November 20, 2024 at 11:27 PM
The death toll from tonight’s massacres in Gaza is nearing 100 people.
Why are all psychiatries in Germany named after some biblical weirdo? What do you mean station Thomas, Gabriel or Augustinus
November 2, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Why are all psychiatries in Germany named after some biblical weirdo? What do you mean station Thomas, Gabriel or Augustinus
Great… now I have to sleep in the same room as him
October 30, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Great… now I have to sleep in the same room as him
Going as Bernd das Brot for Halloween.
October 21, 2024 at 8:14 AM
Going as Bernd das Brot for Halloween.
Dreamed I was a flixbus driver
October 17, 2024 at 7:01 AM
Dreamed I was a flixbus driver
I haven’t taken a breath in months - imagine just chilling
October 15, 2024 at 2:53 PM
I haven’t taken a breath in months - imagine just chilling