Finnegans Wake and Bake
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Someone left the Wake out in the rain.
Bluesky user since 1999.
Bluesky user since 1999.
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Looks like somebody earned a ✨little treat✨
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Looks like somebody earned a ✨little treat✨
Four hours of sleep, belt near the dock is making Eraserhead noises, sudden craving for the specific bread and margarine my grandparents ate... What other wonders lie in wait today.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Four hours of sleep, belt near the dock is making Eraserhead noises, sudden craving for the specific bread and margarine my grandparents ate... What other wonders lie in wait today.
Being into cocteau twins is so embarrassing, wym you're obsessed with a song called calfskin smack
November 11, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Being into cocteau twins is so embarrassing, wym you're obsessed with a song called calfskin smack
Gatorade mommy summer is over, it's time for cool lady on the first floor fall.
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Gatorade mommy summer is over, it's time for cool lady on the first floor fall.
Attempting to screen record for my (nerve wracking) tech presentation and the sound of Fairouz clawing at my thigh is clearly audible in the recording.
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Attempting to screen record for my (nerve wracking) tech presentation and the sound of Fairouz clawing at my thigh is clearly audible in the recording.
Autumn afternoon light
November 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Autumn afternoon light
Utterly imposs to make the bed today.
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Utterly imposs to make the bed today.
This past week was a month.
November 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
This past week was a month.
Old job come back to haunt me:
November 7, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Old job come back to haunt me:
I think I should be allowed to knife fight my academic advisor. I figured out how to make working radio buttons on an interactive pdf, as assigned, all by myself after she wasted half an hour of class trying to show us, failing, and being a massively uptight control freak in the process.
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I think I should be allowed to knife fight my academic advisor. I figured out how to make working radio buttons on an interactive pdf, as assigned, all by myself after she wasted half an hour of class trying to show us, failing, and being a massively uptight control freak in the process.
Work x Donna Summer collab
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Work x Donna Summer collab
*** the moon ***
November 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
*** the moon ***
But doctor... I can't believe I have to go to the doctor because I gave myself a gross itchy rash around my eye from crying too much.
November 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
But doctor... I can't believe I have to go to the doctor because I gave myself a gross itchy rash around my eye from crying too much.
I love graphic design but after the interactions I've had with the head of the department, who is also our academic advisor, who also teaches several GRC courses, I want to change my program of study immediately.
[Sent from my car where I'm sobbing with rage and so sad I want to puke]
[Sent from my car where I'm sobbing with rage and so sad I want to puke]
November 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I love graphic design but after the interactions I've had with the head of the department, who is also our academic advisor, who also teaches several GRC courses, I want to change my program of study immediately.
[Sent from my car where I'm sobbing with rage and so sad I want to puke]
[Sent from my car where I'm sobbing with rage and so sad I want to puke]
Watching Eraserhead for the first time since idk, 2005? Photo classmate said our teacher had hair like Henry Spencer, so I rented it. Didn't notice all the portals. Makes way more sense now.
November 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Watching Eraserhead for the first time since idk, 2005? Photo classmate said our teacher had hair like Henry Spencer, so I rented it. Didn't notice all the portals. Makes way more sense now.
Recipe for the pancakes I make all the time and eat with my hands, no condiments, just holding a misshapen disc like a forest creature:
You will need a little crepe pan, a crank style egg beater, one bowl and a fork.
You will need a little crepe pan, a crank style egg beater, one bowl and a fork.
November 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Recipe for the pancakes I make all the time and eat with my hands, no condiments, just holding a misshapen disc like a forest creature:
You will need a little crepe pan, a crank style egg beater, one bowl and a fork.
You will need a little crepe pan, a crank style egg beater, one bowl and a fork.
Happy 20th to that time my friends met me before I met them:
November 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Happy 20th to that time my friends met me before I met them:
Weird day medicine
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Weird day medicine
Dreamed I had to take a bus to a large city to meet my parents. Weird hotel. Left to go somewhere, got separated. Walked past a Doc Martens store, went in to try on the shoes I think about but cannot buy. Salesman was one of the security guys from work. Really bad at his job. His manager wouldn't
October 30, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Dreamed I had to take a bus to a large city to meet my parents. Weird hotel. Left to go somewhere, got separated. Walked past a Doc Martens store, went in to try on the shoes I think about but cannot buy. Salesman was one of the security guys from work. Really bad at his job. His manager wouldn't
Giving my friend a ride this morning and they got so worked up they started rocking but it was dark so I couldn't tell what was going on, I just thought there was something very wrong with my car, like the fuel line was about to fail on the way to work.
October 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Giving my friend a ride this morning and they got so worked up they started rocking but it was dark so I couldn't tell what was going on, I just thought there was something very wrong with my car, like the fuel line was about to fail on the way to work.
Need a long sleeves bodycon mini dress with 15 mmHg compression to wear under my clothes at work because my skin aches so bad in there like aaaauggghhhh all morning
October 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Need a long sleeves bodycon mini dress with 15 mmHg compression to wear under my clothes at work because my skin aches so bad in there like aaaauggghhhh all morning
Everyone is inside and there are plenty of cuttings to give away. These are just a few which fell off or I had to prune to fit in the house. DM or comment with questions, I can probably mail them too.
October 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Everyone is inside and there are plenty of cuttings to give away. These are just a few which fell off or I had to prune to fit in the house. DM or comment with questions, I can probably mail them too.
Who wants these free chairs, I never use them:
October 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Who wants these free chairs, I never use them:
Crying absolute rivers after noodling around on the internet and being reunited with a band I liked when I was 19, who happened to have reunited just for a few gigs this year. Talk about water in my eyes, damn.
October 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Crying absolute rivers after noodling around on the internet and being reunited with a band I liked when I was 19, who happened to have reunited just for a few gigs this year. Talk about water in my eyes, damn.