"man I've never really been wanted in my life, hopefully some day I can fix that"

*monkey's paw unfurls*

Always fun when you get hit by a truck and then find out the truck driver/company is lying to their insurance to try and fuck you over.

Especially when it contradicts what the driver told the cops.

I hate everyone.

I aspire towards an obituary where what I love passionately comes before the job for which I was paid. I offer Jimmy Carter the highest praise I have; he tried everyday to be a good person.

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I think, therefore I wish I wasn't.

Never been much of a social person, but I guess it's a good idea to have this around.