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lordofthegoobers.bsky.social
LordOfTheGoobers
@lordofthegoobers.bsky.social
34M | Straight | Autistic | Single | Gamer | Trying to love my body | Crohn's sufferer | DMs are open to mutuals

NSFW 18+ MDNI

My cashapp if you feel like tipping me: https://cash.app/$thediceman91
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Hey, I'm Goobs and here's some info on me ❤️

*34
*5'11"
*USA
*He/Him
*Plus size, I hate my body but I'm trying to love it
*Straight
*Single since 2013
*Still a virgin and don't see that changing
*I take care of my grandma with dementia full time
*Xbox gamer
*Big Nerd
*I post my own nudes/porn
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Been a while, and I know I've posted similar, but I love this cock so much. Anyone wanna get inside behind me while my mouth is busy? I just wanna take every cock while I suck this one
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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It’s a bit contrived of Poly’s design, but I finally found a use for the eyeball fabric I had lying around 😅
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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Help me boost this please 🥹

#nsfw #mutualaid #SWaid #supportsexwork #sexwork
I have always had irregular period and I do not have sex btw, so being pregnant is out of the picture but ever since i was 18 my periods skip 4-5 months and I wanna get it checked cus it might be serious , im gonna open up a tip goal on throne for this #mutualaid #SWaid
I visited my doctor yesterday for a checkup and I need to do TVS and lab so they can assess me better. I might set up a tip goal for it since it’s really important. I haven’t had regular periods and it skipped for 4 months (i am NOT pregnant) which is why i need them to run tests #mutualaid
November 15, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Can I please get tips and sales today? It would really make things easier for me if I did :( #mutualaid #nsfw #nsfwsky #SWaid
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I'm very frugal with money. I've had $40 to my name because 3 friends sent it to me for my birthday. I'm afraid to spend it cause I know I'll need the money the moment I spend it. I've even felt like sending the money back as tips when they need money. I wish I wasn't like this. 😔
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Okay. I guess I'll just be distant tonight. BlueSky is just depressing me even more tonight.
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Another post I'm surprised didn't do well. Oh well... 😔
Would you come join me if I asked nicely?
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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These last few days have been really tiring. I could really use a nap and someone to snuggle with tonight.

#nsfw #nsfwsky #man #male #bhm #chubby #fat #plussize
November 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I feel like this deserved more attention. But what do I know? 😔
Here's a little tease I made for y'all. What does this make you want to do? 😏
November 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Here's a little tease I made for y'all. What does this make you want to do? 😏
November 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I had a feeling this wouldn't get much love, but only 5 likes. Really? That just makes me sad. 😔
I know I already did a #ThighThursday post. But I just remembered I had this video to go along with my last post. Enjoy. 😏
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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I know I already did a #ThighThursday post. But I just remembered I had this video to go along with my last post. Enjoy. 😏
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Just something a little random
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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I don't usually post for #ThighThursday, but I felt this might be fitting to share today. Maybe it's a little more than just my thighs, but I'm sure you don't mind
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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This girl is exhausted and in pain. So an early night is in order. I might need to be a little quiet on here for a bit while I let my ME/CFS crash stabilise. I only seem to be getting worse at the moment. Good night and enjoy your weekend everyone! 💋💋

#nsfw #nsfwbsky #nsfwuk
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Your view when I take advantage of you and drain you dry 😋

#realnsfw #nsfwsky #spicysky #gooners #thickthighs #sexwork #nsfw #supportsexwork #SWaid #kinky
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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It’s payday !! Tip ur fave SW to make their day!
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Does flashing make you want to spoil me
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Allow me to annoy you with how bad I really want 5sos merch but I can't afford these prices 😫
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Hotness brought to you by a first listen of my fav bands new album

Say thank you to @beepboopity.bsky.social as well. He is the reason I even want to post
November 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Please help this lady if you can. She will be forever grateful if you can help her pay off her loan today.
Im at $135/$210 of the tip goal I need to hit for the loan that this is due today. Please consider helping me 😭
#helpsky
#mutualaid
#swmutualaid
At $125/$210 for my goal. Loan is due today. Not feeling hopeful but want to thank all of you who have helped me and will help me in the future 😘
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Good morning and afternoon to all you sexy people! I don't think you'll mind if I make another #fatcockfriday post, right?
#nsfw #nsfwsky #nude #naked #dick #cock #bhm #goon #chubby #gooner #fat #plussize #harddick #hardcock
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Here's a little treat I made for you after my shower 😉 Sorry for the video shaking. I have the shakes today. Maybe I need to eat something 🤔

I wish it was your hands touching my body 🥵💋💋
#fishnetFriday #nsfwbsky #fishnet #panties #lace #panties #lingerie
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM