>"it turns out santa claus is immortal and regenerates bullet wounds"
>never fear, i've given a random 14 y/o girl a gun, it'll work this time
>"it turns out santa claus is immortal and regenerates bullet wounds"
>never fear, i've given a random 14 y/o girl a gun, it'll work this time
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith