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December 29, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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BREAKING: Joe Biden pardons bird brain but the turkey is out of luck.

#HunterBiden, #BidenPardon #PresidentialClemency
#Thanksgiving #ThanksgivingTurkey
November 26, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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BREAKING: Justin Trudeau Attempts to Quell Montreal Unrest with a Heartfelt Rendition of "Is It Over Now?" at Taylor Swift Concert.

#JustinTrudeau #TailorSwiftConcert
#MontrealViolence
November 24, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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#PaulTyson #NetflixCrash
November 19, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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BREAKING: Not Everything's Bigger in Texas.

#TexasRally #RightWingTX #MAGA #SmallDickEnergy #MicroPenisEnergy
November 12, 2024 at 12:30 AM
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ANALYSIS: Trump talks trash about garbage cans, disparaging Oscar the Grouch and potentially costing him the Muppet vote.

#GarbageGate #TrashTalkTrump #TrumpRally #Muppets #Satire #OscarTheGrouch
October 30, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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BREAKING: Sheikh Naim Qassem's white turban explodes minutes after being announced as Hezbollah's new leader.

#IsraelHezbollahConflict #IDF
#Hezbollah #Lebanon
#Satire
October 30, 2024 at 5:19 AM
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BREAKING: Sharp thieves’ cheddar heist grates on cheese retailer’s nerves.

#CheeseLovers #Foodie
October 30, 2024 at 5:18 AM
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BREAKING NEWS: In largest North Korean trash balloon launch to date, entire island of Puerto Rico is now floating towards South Korea.

#PuertoRicoDeservesRespect #Election2024    #StopTheHate #TrumpRally #MAGA #Satire
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October 30, 2024 at 5:17 AM
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BREAKING NEWS: After wrecking marriage, Meghan Markle turns to destroying children's minds.

#HarryAndMeghan #MontecitoRoyals
#SussexSplit
#HarryAndMeghanDivorce
#TheBench #TheBenchBook #MeghanMarkleBook
October 29, 2024 at 5:22 AM
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BREAKING NEWS: Los Angeles DA George Gascón posthumously pardons 'the Night Stalker' Richard Ramirez, citing childhood abuse at the hands of his father.

#MenendezBrothers #MenendezCase #MenendezResentencing #LosAngelesCrime #Gascon #NathanHochman #Satire
October 29, 2024 at 5:22 AM
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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: Kamala Harris to dress up as the "border czar" for Halloween.

#BorderCzar #ImmigrationReform #BorderCrisis #Title42 #Election2024 #MAGA
October 28, 2024 at 5:47 AM
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BREAKING NEWS: Mia Khalifa to compete in this year's Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. She's the only contestant to have downed more sausages than Joey Chestnut.

#NathansHotDogEatingContest
#JoeyChestnut #AdultIndustry #AdultContent #Porn #MiaKhalifa #BoycottMiaKhalifa
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October 27, 2024 at 3:51 AM
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BREAKING NEWS: Los Angeles DA George Gascón to re-examine sentencing of "The Southside Slayer" Chester Turner, who endured childhood instability and abuse.

#MenendezBrothers #MenendezCase #MenendezResentencing #LosAngelesCrime #Satire
October 26, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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Mia Khalifa's rant against U.S. military service members proves her mouth is best used receptively not expressively.

#AdultIndustry #AdultContent #Porn
#MiaKhalifa #BoycottMiaKhalifa
October 26, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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BREAKING: Hillary Clinton alleges Trump to reenact 1939 Nazi rally at Madison Square Garden. Satirists mourn death of satire.

#TrumpNazi #VerminGate #AuthoritarianTrump #Trump2024
#Harris2024 #Election2024
October 25, 2024 at 7:59 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump to face off against Kamala Harris in the UFC octagon. Trump favored to win by signature submission, "the crotch grab."

#UFC #DanaWhite #Trump2024
#Harris2024 #Election2024   
#TrumpVsHarris
October 25, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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ANALYSIS: Harry and Meghan's relationship as stale as pre-production jars of American Riviera Orchard jam.

#HarryAndMeghan #SussexSplit
#HarryAndMeghanDivorce
October 25, 2024 at 3:30 AM
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BREAKING NEWS: Word Salad City elects Kamala Harris as its new mayor.

#AxelrodControversy #DavidAxelrod
#KamalaHarris2024 #Election2024
October 24, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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#AlPacino #NoorAlfallah #HollywoodRomance #CelebrityCouple
October 24, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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How far humanity has come.

#meme #memes #funnymemes
October 24, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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BREAKING: Donald Trump bucks comparisons to Hitler by winning the Battle of the Bulge with recent 20 lb weight loss.

#TrumpHitler #TrumpIsHitler #TrumpFascism #Election2024
#WII #WorldWarII
October 23, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: Dems blame Donald Trump's job performance at McDonald's this weekend for 10 state E. coli outbreak.

#McDonaldsEColi #QuarterPounderRecall
#McDonaldsOutbreak #Election2024
October 23, 2024 at 1:05 AM
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BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk's joke about Kamala Harris' assassination fails to land.

#ElonMusk #KamalaHarris #AssassinationJoke #Election2024   
#Satire
October 22, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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BREAKING: Donald Trump McRibbed mercilessly after weekend campaign stop.

#DonaldMcDonald #Election2024    #TrumpAtMcDonalds #McTrump.
October 21, 2024 at 3:16 PM