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they are NOT about to give this to Gunther I swear to god COME ON ROMAN 😤

#RoyalRumble
January 31, 2026 at 10:53 PM
frankly I have seen enough of Gunther today plz be quickly eliminated 🙏🏼

#RoyalRumble
January 31, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Rumble shouldn’t have been allowed to happen while I’m ovulating tbh let me in gorilla to talk to Triple H about scheduling

#RoyalRumble
January 31, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Oba Femi HAS to beat Lesnar to right whatever karmic good may be left in the universe

#RoyalRumble
January 31, 2026 at 10:35 PM
bringing my passport with me for the first time for a domestic work trip that I shouldn’t need my passport for but alas

unprecedented times
January 27, 2026 at 2:30 AM
whatever go football I guess, go literally anyone but the pats
January 26, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I’m so depressed I’m finding it hard to even enjoy wrestling or football

it’s time to ask my doctor to up my meds methinks
January 25, 2026 at 6:24 PM
propaganda works so well because it’s designed to

they want to keep education inaccessible on purpose

they want to keep us poor
January 25, 2026 at 6:23 PM
remember when C-SPAN was the most boring shit on TV?

now they have a TikTok account with 3.4M followers, streaming the spiciest tea about this administration, making Real Housewives pale in comparison
January 23, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Reposted by beans
I don’t think you should be able to win sudden death OT off a field goal
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
just ordered some deep dish

it’s almost time 🐻⬇️
January 18, 2026 at 11:17 PM
at this point I don’t care how it gets done but the Patriots have to be stopped
January 18, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Reposted by beans
ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.
Vehicles that are abandoned due to an ICE detention and towed to the City's impound lot will be released to their owners or a representative at no cost.

Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
#BillsMafia forever ❤️💙🦬

Both Josh Allen & the city of Buffalo deserve better
January 18, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Josh Allen, the man that you are 🐐
January 11, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Bears vs. Packers mood board 🐻 ⬇️

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@smoshgames.bsky.social
January 11, 2026 at 4:22 AM
🐻 and I cannot stress this enough ⬇️
January 11, 2026 at 12:25 AM
bananas that every time I watch a medical drama, my exes EMT knowledge awakens from the back of my brain like a sleeper cell
January 9, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Go Bills, Go Bears, & FDT 🫡
December 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
updated my iPhone 11 Pro to the new OS and now it’s running slow as shit so if you have an older phone maybe don’t do that 🥲
December 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
that Eagles vs Commanders brawl was crazy but having a Bears vs Packers brawl after literally the very first play was insane I NEED AN ASTRO GIRL TO TELL ME WHAT’S CAUSING THIS !?
December 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
gotta be the most boring game of the entire season 😴 #tamu #BTHOmiami
December 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
this winter in the QC is feeling like my last winter in Ohio fr 🥶

another 5-6 inches today with subzero windchill
December 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Go Bills, Go Bears, & FDT 🫡
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
stay frosty out there ❄️
December 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM