LordHosk
lordhosk.bsky.social
LordHosk
@lordhosk.bsky.social
E.G. Artist, Dog-lover, and Avid Reader.
Littlest{12} Sings: Where are you...

Me: And im so sorry, I cannot dream I cannot sleep tonight.

Littlest (shocked face) HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT SONG?

Little : The real question is, HOW DO YOU? that song is like a decade older than ME! its from his youth!
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Concluding the conflict with the combustible country, very little remained the same
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Last week we went downtown to pick up my best friend from the ferry.

and they had shut down half the street parking near the ferry.

today I went to pick someone up...
THEY HAD CLOSED TWO MORE STREETS!

by next month im going to pull out of the driveway and park in front of the neighbors house
November 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I cant wait until December 2026 when our commitment to the BC health authority expires and we can move to Alberta, where everyone votes blue like a civilized society.
November 8, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Smarties are not just "Canadian M&Ms" They are like if someone tried to make M&Ms after someone described M&Ms to them once from Memory after they went on a business trip overseas.

I hate them.
November 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Its Election day in America.

Today is the first day of change.

Please Please Please get out and make the change we want, text or even (shutters) call your friends and family and encourage them to vote.

Its important that we have civic engagement today, even if they vote a different way... VOTE
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Play for-ever
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(Clapclapclap)
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Every time I try to install Minecraft on a new computer it takes like 5 attempts to install it to get it to actually install.

Does anyone else have this problem?
October 31, 2025 at 6:30 AM
To everyone who worked at Amazon Gaming who is now about to, or who has just lost your job.

I am terribly sorry.

Also, just learned today that Amazon had a game store, and has for 15 years?

I knew that they had tried to develop some games that failed, no idea it was a whole storefront.
October 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
My hot take of the day that shouldn't be a hot take.

Most people think of Rhyming words wrong.

Only the last syllable, or sound has to be the same for two words to Rhyme.

A WHOLE LOT OF WORDS RHYME WITH ORANGE AND HIPPOPOTAMUS!

Just because you were only taught: Jug Rug Bug and Lake Cake Bake!
October 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I don't want to hear "American's do dates weird ever again."

it took 9 months to figure out Canadian food expiration dates on packages are Year Month day OR Day Month Year...

and are sometimes 2025... or 25... and the month is either OCT, or 10, or OC...
October 28, 2025 at 6:05 AM
@tiltyhouse.com I know this hits at a bad time but ahhhh...
PART ONE

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Babylon 5 Books is Closing Forever
Last chance ever to order B5 Books. Worldwide flat rate shipping for unlimited books is $45; USA is $9. We now offer ebooks and hardcovers.
B5Books.com
October 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I feel like something might have gotten messed up in the Netflix algorithm or cataloging.
October 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Me: we know celebrities.

LittlestLadyHosk dad, I hate to break it to you but @loadingreadyrun.com isn’t celebrities.

Me: weird uncle @alexsteacy.bsky.social got stopped on the street by someone to say “I love your videos! Kitty is my favorite!”
I think that qualifies as celebrity.
October 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Hey @rjs.bsky.social Robert, Robert... Hey Robert... Robert... Robert... Hey Robert... robert... (taps on the shoulder)

Hey Rooooobert...
October 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
No kings!

Lady hosk: we’re Canadian now sweetheart

One kings! But not a orange kings!
October 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
LadyHosk: Im Thankful for the internet... Because I couldn't remember how to make a hand turkey, so I had to look it up.

(everyone at the table)

YOU TRACE YOUR HAND!

Lady hosk : yeah but what comes next.

DOT EYE TRIANGLE SQWIGGLE STICK FEET!

Lady Hosk "its been a long time"

Me:(compose tweet)
October 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Wanted: Artists to do Hoskling art.

Are your commissions open?

is an artist you supports commissions open?
October 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Lady hosk: I need some new adidas pants.

Me (points) theres some

Her: those are women’s pants stupid!

Me:
a man in a blue shirt sits next to a man in a plaid shirt in a car
ALT: a man in a blue shirt sits next to a man in a plaid shirt in a car
media.tenor.com
October 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
My kid wants to be a ghost for Halloween.

“Just a sheet with holes cut in it ghost”

Which is going to be tricky nowadays but lets try…

Anyways, they rejected this sheet
October 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
We got magnetic scrabble at a garage sale for a dollar.

I mounted it in the hallway so the kids could play as they passed by.

They are in their 5th round, half the tiles are left in the bag... only 4 of those tiles are vowels.

I've never seen a board so tight with 3 letter 2 vowel words. Die Dye
October 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Every time I see the Emirates airline’s slogan it feels like a regulatory body chastising them.

Emirates… (shakes head) fly better
October 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Aroshnaravaparta

That’s certainly a name in a book that is pronounceable.
October 1, 2025 at 9:13 AM
reposting for the day crowd
SOMEONE MADE THIS!

I SWEAR!

I had in my head who did it, but they said no, the other two people who I thought I might have confused for them said no too.

DID YOU MAKE THIS?
September 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM