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i like how motoSTOKE is based on manchester and then the place actually based on buxton/stoke looks nothing like either of them
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
do you think in the pokemon universe instead of the stoke-on-trent song they have the stow-on-side song
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
found a bunch of my ex boyfriends pokemon from 2013 in my pokemon home should i be like "hey do you want your pokemon back" (he has me blocked on everything)
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
after pokemon homing 6 years and 3 switches worth of mons... all i gotta say... is that i usually call my gardevoirs "onion"
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
actually this is a reminder to casual pokemon players like myself to pokemon home any mons you have on old switches because if that switch dies they're gone forever
take it from me who didnt pokemon bank his mons in 2014 before his x cartridge was STOLEN AND SOLD TO A PAWN SHOP
November 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
virtual game cards were invented to spite people who have more than 2 switches
I HATE VIRTUAL GAME CARDS
November 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I HATE VIRTUAL GAME CARDS
November 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
mina loves the flowers @bobobobobo12234.bsky.social got for her!
November 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
shes still there
November 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
being an archie sonic fan outside of america sucks because not only are the comics 5 billion dollars, half of the fan merch costs 5 billion dollars to ship here
November 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My autistic hyper-empathy is so bad that whenever I get an illegal hacked pokemon from surprise trade I have to keep it because what if FreeShinyPokemonDotCom the level 100 shiny sobble has feelings
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
>hmm, I should charge my switch lite so I can pokemon home my old mons
>retrieve switch lite, untouched for 2 years from the rubble
>plug it in
>it's still on 13%
November 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
they were there for me when nobody else was
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
replaying swsh and now im even more mad that people say shit like "ouughh it was set in the uk they couldve made it about castles and fairytales and dragons but its about football hooligans and curry" as someone whose been living here for 23 years, it is in fact football hooligans and curry
November 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
ok i still think swsh had the best art direction of all the switch pokemon games and thats actually really sad
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
aight im gonna replay pokemon shield because
1. turns out i had the expansion pass and never fucking used it??? was 2020 me fucking stupid???
2. its the last good memory i have before covid
November 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
oldgen check... does anyone remember the little maids mod
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
HOW DID I GET TENNIS LEG BY DOING NOTHING??!!??!!
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
iwas watching smiling friends and this showed up and i started laughing so hard i choked i had to run to the bathroom thinking i was gonna throw up and then i got distracted and joined voice chat for an hour and then i opened the tab again and it was still there i cant fucking
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
guy with arfid wonders why he is sick all the time (he only eats pasta and bread) (im the guy)
November 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
#DOLLYDIMPLEY IS SO MOE!!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Drawing a character… we all know her…
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
i got a new cane
a man is carrying a briefcase through a doorway
ALT: a man is carrying a briefcase through a doorway
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November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
here in my car
November 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
2 shiny pidgeys in an hour is insane
a cartoon says i don 't really want this on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon says i don 't really want this on the bottom
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November 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM